hey, obama, i want to know what the 57 states are.
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Vegazguy |
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edwards is a fuckin' pussy.
hey, obama, i want to know what the 57 states are. |
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RazorrzzEdge |
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merkyl wrote: Whither Janet Reno?
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merkyl |
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Ya, I guess he was hot too.
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Mister Yuck |
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Vegazguy wrote: Add that to the list of flip flops |
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B DeBrun |
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memyselfandi wrote: Did W post this on an "internets" message board thread? It only applies there. |
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rugslug |
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after Bush smacks down Obama his press secretary smacks him down again:
The White House said Bush's comment wasn't a reference to Obama.
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Too late. Obama is now yo momma
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Gregoire |
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Someone go scrape what's left of Obama off the floor Oh yeah. BURN. May Bush give Obama a "smack down" every day of the week until election day. That will be the fastest way to get him elected. |
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Strange Flute |
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George Bush seems to have forgotten that his middle east policies are a failure. You may as well ask some drunken homeless guy what they think of the middle
east.
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Don't worry. Be cool. Everything is going to be all wright.
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quietsurvivorfan |
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Lloyd Bonafide wrote: Umm, when did McCain ever claim any conservative credentials?
Gang of 14, NOT conservative McCain Feingold, NOT conservative McCain Kennedy, NOT conservative Comprehensive Immigration Reform? definitely NOT conservative (conservatives want the borders secured FIRST) almost every other thing he has done of note in the Senate, NOT conservative. It is ironic that the year the Republicans run a LIBERAL, the Dems are falling all over themselves with their divisive primary pitting their women's movement against their black liberal base group, and pitting their elite rich white liberals against the working class democrats. This election is all messed up on every level. Tragic.
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05/15/08 4:09 PM.
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sunsawed |
Obama picks up Key Klingon endorsement. | ||
I, Lieutenant Worf, Endorse Barack Obama For President in Your Year 2008http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/2008/05/i-lieutenant-worf-endorse-bara.php With Barack Obama's recent victory in North Carolina, and his virtual tie in Indiana's primary, it is time for me to get off the fence. Having traveled back in time to the era in which the Star Trek television set of series aired, which is a remarkably frequent occurrence given the impracticality of time travel, I, Lieutenant Worf, from television's Star Trek-The Next Generation and Star Trek-Deep Space Nine, am now ready to declare who I support in the 2008 Presidential Campaign. I announce today my endorsement for Senator Barack Obama (D.-Ill.) and urge you to vote for him in the fall. You may ask what about Senator Obama speaks to me, and causes me to endorse at this time. Is it biography? Surely, I am moved by the story of his humble origins, his absent Kenyan father, his mother working to make ends meet, and growing up without his father in an environment where his racial identity was unclear. After all, I, Lieutenant Worf, am a Klingon by birth, but raised by Caucasian humans, the Rozhenkos, on the farm world of Gault. So I know a little bit about absent fathers, and being a dark-skinned man, looked upon as an alien in a white world. It was clear when Obama became the first African-American President of the Harvard Law Review that he might be someone special. This is much as it was for me. While undergoing the Rite of MajQua in the lava caves of No'Mat, the vision of the original Klingon warrior Kahless appeared to me, prophesying that I would do what no other Klingon had done. Obama's time at Harvard showed his potential for leadership and bridge building, not unlike mine at Starfleet Academy. People trash the graduates of such "elite" programs, but my time at Starfleet has served me well, and taught me about other species and their cultures. I believe that a President Obama would capably lead an increasingly diverse America, though you will not have need for his innate ability to connect with alien species, since your world will not know warpdrive until the late 21st Century. Speaking of diversity, you may have noticed that in Starfleet, Caucasian humans are still in charge of most spaceships, for no evident reason. Yet just as twenty-fourth century humans began to move beyond that narrowness by placing Captain Benjamin Sisko in charge of Deep Space Nine, and Captain Elizabeth Janeway in command of Voyager, so are you finally learning in your primitive century that women and nonCaucasians can rule your societies. Good for you. People have attacked the depth of Obama's grasp of economics, and also his religiosity as a Christian. I've heard that tune before. People said I didn't understand the Ferengi rules of acquisition, but I proved time and again that I do. And while my friends have thought me secular, well, I have a healthy respect for Bajoran beliefs concerning their prophets. Given our deep personal connections, I think the critiques of him hold no more water. But there is more that I see in him. Just as the transcendental challenge of your time is Moslem extremism, so in my future it was the Borg. The Borg are as alien to us as bin Laden is to you. And if I, a Klingon by birth raised by Russian farmers, can command the Defiant in Admiral Hayes' fleet against the Second Borg invasion and fight off the Borg's would-be temporal sabotage, then I think Obama, with whom I have so much in common, can lead the fight against Islamofascism to a successful conclusion. In conclusion, I urge you to vote for Senator Barack Obama. And since I'm from the future, and know the outcome, I'll be putting fifty thousand of your dollars on his winning, and taking "the over" at Vegas on the proposition that he will this year attain 51% of the popular vote in the American election. So please remember, g'hay'cha ("Damn it"!), vote for President Obama. I mean, Senator Obama, forgot the Stardate, sorry. |
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hersavvyness |
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I understand when you're running for office you sometimes think the world revolves around you. That is not always true. And it is not true in this case."Perinownage? |
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Bacalaitos |
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after Bush smacks down Obama his press secretary smacks him down again:You can't have it both ways. Either what Bush said was meant for Obama or what Bush's press secretary spoke the truth and it wasn't. That would only be one smackdown not two. |
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memyselfandi |
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rugslug wrote: Yeah this is the bitch who didn't know what the Cuban Missile Crisis was and asked her husband if it was "like that Bay of Pigs thing." I
would really believe what she has to say. The woman is LYING.
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hersavvyness |
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she's still better than mclellan. mebbers she should've went home and rented thirteen days.
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igber |
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I have had the great honor of being requested by the Hillary campaign to place some phone calls on her behalf. I signed on for 2 two hour shifts, Sat. and
Tues. I plan to spend the time chatting with my family in Kentucky and, mayhaps, calling that nutbag from BB in Oregon.
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Bacalaitos |
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Do you get a free tshirt for this honor?
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igber |
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Dunno. I haven't asked yet. I'm still basking in the afterglow.
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merkyl |
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You have the honor to work for free for a failing campaign? This is going to look great on your resume.
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