He has much better hair than Wes, I'd give him that. The poor darling Wes, his hair looks like it had been soaked in hydrochloric acid.
Tarek, naturally, still has the best hair.
Tarek, naturally, still has the best hair.
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Posts: 7899 (05/07/08 2:10 AM) Registered User |
Not on the night of the finale...I don't think he managed to get it back from the dry cleaners in time.
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Posts: 1406 (05/07/08 2:15 AM) |
A hardworking crusader of God against baby-killing satanists everywhere can afford an off-day.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7900 (05/07/08 2:59 AM) Registered User |
I hear that Stem Cell Research can help with The Frizzies.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1408 (05/07/08 8:55 AM) |
Don't tell me, tell Tarek. Maybe he'll help you see the light the way he has helped me see mine.
You should be like me, basking in the love for the sanctity of Jesus-blessed virtuous men like Tarek "Lion of Lebanon" Saab and David "Archangels Brought Him Here" Archuleta. I positively feel like Mary Magdalene after she has kissed Jesus' toes and renounced her sinful life. I'm a new woman again... |
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Posts: 7901 (05/07/08 10:43 AM) Registered User |
I say innocent-looking David plays Jesus and shifty-eyed Tarek plays Judas.
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Posts: 7912 (05/12/08 11:06 AM) Registered User |
I went into a "Christian Bookstore" at a mall yesterday and asked if they had Gut Check (wanted to see my name in the actual print and hoped
that Tarek included a centerfold of himself in a three-piece suit). Not only did they not have have it, they couldn't even find it in a computer. If you
can't even find Butt Check at a Jesus Store, where can you find it?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1437 (05/12/08 11:05 PM) |
Oh, what a sad, sad Tarek groupie you are.
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Posts: 7914 (05/13/08 1:51 AM) Registered User |
I might even try to find one of his many AM radio appearances and have a good listen!
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Posts: 1438 (05/13/08 2:05 AM) |
Only a listen? One can only imagine how many times you will try to call up pretending to be a confused pregnant unwed Catholic woman needing advice on abortion
so just that you can get Tarek to speak to you.
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Posts: 7915 (05/13/08 10:46 AM) Registered User |
I'll call him telling him I am an Altar Boy who is worried because he got fucked up the ass repeatedly by the priest and fears he is pregnanat because he
never seems to get his period (unless you count the anal bleeding from Father getting too rough in the rectory).
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Posts: 1439 (05/13/08 7:06 PM) |
Boys can get pregnant? I'm sure even a staunch Catholic like Tarek will know that such a thing is not possible.
By the by, this is going to be the Mole forum, so where are you going to vent your Apprentice wet dreams now, huh? |
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Posts: 1440 (05/13/08 9:33 PM) |
You're so losing it...
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Posts: 7917 (05/13/08 11:38 PM) Registered User |
On Wes' face?
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Posts: 1442 (05/15/08 7:19 AM) |
Okay, Suity, confess. Who didya fellate in order to get this board restored?
Just as I was about to start an Anderson Cooper thread too... sigh. |
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Posts: 7922 (05/15/08 11:31 AM) Registered User |
Gotta love Anderson Cooper...Wes' Evil Twin Brother.
 
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Posts: 7922 (05/15/08 11:31 AM) Registered User |
Gotta love Anderson Cooper...Wes' Evil Twin Brother.
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Posts: 7924 (05/15/08 11:35 AM) Registered User |
Wow! I made a dupe post about Evil Twins! It's like God is sending me a message: "You must continue to dog the False Prophet Tarek
Saab!!!"
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Posts: 1444 (05/15/08 11:59 AM) |
Excuse me, Wes is nothing compared to the glory be that is Anderson Cooper. Coop has a batshit crazy mother, a perfect smile, manorexia, and pretty hair.
Wes only has a crazy stalker. Namely, you. Population of one. |
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Posts: 7925 (05/15/08 12:38 PM) Registered User |
Don't forget Coop's menagerie of Black and Latino men.
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