Is it here yet?
I'm feeling a little twitchy this morning.
You look twichty, but I'm not sure if it's the rapture or a yeast infection.
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 Omnipponit |
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Posts: 4964 (05/12/08 6:22 PM) Registered User
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You look twichty, but I'm not sure if it's the rapture or a yeast infection. |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 7945 (05/12/08 6:28 PM) Registered User |
Bend over and grab your ankles.We sure don't need the Rapture as an excuse to do that. To clarify: the Rapture is indeed scheduled on EASTERN TIME. All the other time zones are just ridiculous. Jesus would never return on Central Time. Jesus ignores Central Time, just like everyone should. Yet the exact hour wasn't specified so I can only assume now that it will come under cover of darkness, which makes it even creepier. Will the Christians just FLOAT UP or will they wink out and vanish? I kind of hope they float away so I can maybe get a few photos. I ate a whole hell of a lot of cake last night anyway, but mostly it was just because I'm a slob. Still, if Jesus wants to stop by for a moment and explain to me WHY I'm not going, at least I can offer him dessert. Probably I should get a pot of coffee going. Does Jesus drink decaf? |
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 14507 (05/12/08 6:30 PM) Registered user |
I'd go with the regular. He's got a lot of work to do.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 7947 (05/12/08 6:32 PM) Registered User |
How very logical.
Regular it is, then. |
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Lobsters |
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Posts: 6211 (05/12/08 6:38 PM) Registered User |
superguppie wrote: Jesus is a peeper? who knew??
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Omnipponit |
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Posts: 4965 (05/12/08 6:39 PM) Registered User
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You might wanna have some strained peas on hand just in case... |
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HoboKitty |
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Posts: 595 (05/12/08 6:41 PM) |
What, Jesus does house calls now? Not even Santa does that anymore. I think you'll either be getting an email or a phone call. And even then, it'll
probably be a mass email or prerecorded message. "I'm sorry, Heaven is fully booked."
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 ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 30590 (05/12/08 6:55 PM) Registered user |
ScruffyGuy wrote: I can't wait. Maybe some turtles and ducks will get Raptured too.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 7949 (05/12/08 6:55 PM) Registered User |
Maybe not the ACTUAL Jesus, but he has subcontractors that sometimes go door to door.
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Ogakorbutt |
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Posts: 2880 (05/12/08 7:29 PM) Registered user |
ginaf20697 wrote: Gets the skeet gun out in anticipation of a very entertaining evening. I'm high score on Duck Hunt, yanno! |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 16214 (05/12/08 7:31 PM) Registered user |
So maybe those 900 kids are NOT caught under the rubble in China? Think God's taken them up already?
Those diggers are gonna be pissed after working all night aren't they? |
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Lobsters |
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Posts: 6212 (05/12/08 7:56 PM) Registered User |
ScruffyGuy wrote: Shit, and I told those guys to take a hike because they didn't speak English! DAMMIT.
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Suspiciously Anonymous |
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Posts: 4381 (05/12/08 8:01 PM) |
Yeah, the rapture came and went and no ones missing. Guess that's what happens when you judge people. Heh, fuckers are stuck here with us.
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 30597 (05/12/08 8:07 PM) Registered user |
Well it's hard to judge by OT. It's not like anyone around here is likely to get taken.
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Ogakorbutt |
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Posts: 2882 (05/12/08 8:26 PM) Registered user |
I dunno about that... anyone seen Weems?
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IndifferentCow |
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Posts: 1010 (05/12/08 9:09 PM) |
ScruffyGuy wrote: You're confusing his subcontractors with Jehovah's witnesses
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redundantly redundant |
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Posts: 11958 (05/12/08 9:19 PM) Come Again? |
What is this quintessence of dust?
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IndifferentCow |
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Posts: 1015 (05/12/08 9:28 PM) |
The fifth, or purest, extract from the dust of which all things are compounded
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 17866 (05/12/08 9:39 PM) MESS member |
superguppie wrote: The Daisetta sinkhole, not the Bush sinkhole and it's 260 feet deep so far
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Teeanday |
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Posts: 3299 (05/12/08 9:40 PM) Registered User |
just 2:30 left in the day and i'm still here, sigh.
oh well, guess I gotta wait for 2012 to see if Art Bell and the Incas got it right. |
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