....and no, it's not as simple as having me as a father, either.
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My 5 year old is crying. G'head, ask me why... |
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Posts: 3069 (05/12/08 6:19 PM) Registered User |
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Dharmit |
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Posts: 7388 (05/12/08 6:20 PM) Registered user |
I'll bite. Why?
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 14503 (05/12/08 6:21 PM) Registered user |
She shat her pants again and fell down the stairs but you didn't catch her this time.
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 11596 (05/12/08 6:21 PM) |
she's hungry??
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 3070 (05/12/08 6:25 PM) Registered User |
Because I refused to "BATTLE" with her for the fourth time tonight.
Last night, she walked up to me and shaked her little fist at me and said, "Dayeeee, I'm gonna BATTLE you wight now!" And we did. Then again tonight. After rolling her 4 or 5 times, I told her that we were no longer battling, and that she would be taking a bath. Then she BATTLED me one more time. Then she started crying because I won't battle her anymore tonight. Goddamn, I love that little shit. FYI - I'm 10-1 against her. Well not talk about the one loss. |
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HoboKitty |
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Posts: 592 (05/12/08 6:25 PM) |
She just discovered how much awesomer the classic Strawberry Shortcake was compared to this present-day fruity garbage. ETA: too slow...
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 16212 (05/12/08 6:27 PM) Registered user |
are you a pussy?
I think you're scared, aren't ya? Oh yes, you're scared. |
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Posts: 52813 (05/12/08 6:28 PM) Registered loser |
Fascinating.
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 14506 (05/12/08 6:29 PM) Registered user |
holygeeziwannalickm wrote: She got you in the balls, didn't she? |
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 13154 (05/12/08 6:30 PM) faqmaster |
You really think all this dedicated father bullshit is going to get you laid, don't you?
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darlingal |
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Posts: 8467 (05/12/08 6:31 PM) Nobody reads me.
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First rule in Battleclub, you don't talk about Battleclub.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 11713 (05/12/08 6:39 PM) Registered user |
She's 5 and still says "wight now"?
Time for a speech therapist. |
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 3071 (05/12/08 6:59 PM) Registered User |
squashthebeef wrote: Nah, it's more because I'm really a little kid in a man's body.
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sealbach |
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Posts: 3808 (05/12/08 7:17 PM) Registered user |
if your five year old is saying "dayyeee" you should try putting her in school
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sadllama |
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Posts: 1316 (05/12/08 7:18 PM) |
I'm sure Dateline will be curious as to what "battling" is a euphemism for.
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 13155 (05/12/08 7:25 PM) faqmaster |
If I was trying to get laid, I'd tell you that I tried and failed at Dance Dance Revolution with my 9 year old. On easy. I'M NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU! |
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 5613 (05/12/08 7:31 PM) Registered user |
"Battle".... what?
In a video game? |
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 3074 (05/12/08 7:33 PM) Registered User |
No, with fists and kicks. Sh's about 38 pounds. I got her by a few.
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 2197 (05/12/08 7:34 PM) Registered User |
ilikelissie wrote: Eh. Lots of kids have mastered the r by five, but she's got some time before it's considered a pwobwem. I'd start modeling the medial d in daddy, though. |
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Driv |
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Posts: 2823 (05/12/08 7:35 PM) Registered user |
I used to play Battlestar Galactica when I was a 5 year old. I was always a Cylon
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Undertakeress |
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Posts: 5775 (05/12/08 7:47 PM) Registered User |
You sunk my Battleship?
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