ONLY 15 MINUTES LEFT, PEOPLE!
Bend over and grab your ankles.
Bend over and grab your ankles.
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The Rapture Is Monday, May 12
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memyselfandi |
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Posts: 13588 (05/11/08 9:46 PM) Registered user |
What if I'm on Central Standard Time?
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AussieOriginal |
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Posts: 1677 (05/11/08 9:47 PM) Registered user |
It's already Monday, May 12th here.
Sorry, no Rapture. |
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Ipswich Ripper |
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Posts: 880 (05/11/08 9:53 PM) Registered user |
********** WANTED **********
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The Balloon Artist |
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Posts: 43 (05/11/08 9:56 PM) |
Ipswich Ripper wrote: Getting permission must really suck.
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Mister Peepers |
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Posts: 2755 (05/12/08 4:16 AM) Registered user |
I was going to pay my credit card bill online. I think I'll go ahead and do it. That way, when I get to heaven and St. Peter asks why I should be let in I
can tell him about not having any revolving debt.
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ColbyRulesAll |
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Posts: 7008 (05/12/08 5:48 AM) Annoying sports freak |
"Rapture"
Toe to toe Dancing very close Barely breathing Almost comatose Wall to wall People hypnotised And they're stepping lightly Hang each night in Rapture Back to back Sacrailiac Spineless movement And a wild attack Face to face Sadly solitude And it's finger fucking Twenty-four hour shopping in Rapture Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind Flash is fast, Flash is cool Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do And you don't stop, sure shot Go out to the parking lot And you get in your car and you drive real far And you drive all night and then you see a light And it comes right down and lands on the ground And out comes a man from Mars And you try to run but he's got a gun And he shoots you dead and he eats your head And then you're in the man from Mars You go out at night, eatin' cars You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too Mercuries and Subarus And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars Then, when there's no more cars You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet Face to face, dance cheek to cheek One to one, man to man Dance toe to toe Don't move too slow, 'cause the man from Mars Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall He's gonna eat 'em all Rapture, be pure Take a tour, through the sewer Don't strain your brain, paint a train You'll be singin' in the rain I said don't stop, do punk rock Well now you see what you wanna be Just have your party on TV 'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on And now he's gone back up to space Where he won't have a hassle with the human race And you hip-hop, and you don't stop Just blast off, sure shot 'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars And now he only eats guitars, get up! |
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HoboKitty |
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Posts: 551 (05/12/08 5:52 AM) |
Everything is perfectly sunny here. No horsemen anywhere.
I'm suing. I've been given false hope. I hate everyone. |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 7727 (05/12/08 6:12 AM) this won't end well.
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imagine that... we're all still here.
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ColbyRulesAll |
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Posts: 7009 (05/12/08 6:15 AM) Annoying sports freak |
You weren't really expecting otherwise, were you Bernie? ;)
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 7729 (05/12/08 6:16 AM) this won't end well.
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lol, it's proof OF the rapture.
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Monsieur Muggles |
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Posts: 3793 (05/12/08 6:17 AM) |
But it came from Scruffy, so it must have some credibility, right? (Well, his aunt, but you get the idea.)
21 December 2012 is the date I look forward to. |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 16199 (05/12/08 6:19 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
Dammit can this happen before my dept. meeting? Five hours of "teambuilding and personality profiles"
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Mister Yuck |
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Posts: 2867 (05/12/08 6:25 AM) Registered User |
what if you're in one of those circles where you're supposed to fall and trust that your coworker catches you, when God beams all of them up?
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 16201 (05/12/08 6:32 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
Oh there won't be many of them going, trust me.
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Mister Yuck |
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Posts: 2869 (05/12/08 6:35 AM) Registered User |
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SweeterThanJane |
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Posts: 4009 (05/12/08 6:46 AM) Registered user |
I stayed up late last night, anticipating not having to wake up at 5.
hummph. |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 16203 (05/12/08 6:50 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
Alright this shit ain't gonna happen before this meeting.
Good thing I get lunch in this thing or it would be a total disaster. |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 52792 (05/12/08 6:53 AM) Registered loser |
What purse are you wearing for the rapture, GNG?
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 16204 (05/12/08 6:53 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
it's red.
You can't go wrong with red, right? |
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