squashthebeef wrote:
The ferryman will only take them one at a time due to their refusal to prepay. We've got time.
I think I love you for this line.
Kinda like a hilarious younger brother or a play cousin.
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 5630 (05/10/08 9:17 PM) Registered user |
more historical proof for the life of Jesus of Nazareth than any other event in history.
Please, we've done this before. No, just no. Outside of the Bible, there are no contemporary primary sources that document Jesus. There are mentions in histories by Tacitus and Josephus, but they both came afterwards. |
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Teeanday |
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Posts: 3294 (05/10/08 9:32 PM) Registered User |
outside of the bible????
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 5632 (05/10/08 9:43 PM) Registered user |
Im surprised you didnt mention the apochrapha, dirty Jesus and Mary stories can kinda sorta be found there.
I think you mean the Gnostic Gospels. Um you do know there were historical texts that later comprised the bible, Are you referring to books that did not make the canon? Because those aren't "histories," they are religious texts. And they were written "after the fact" as well. |
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 2076 (05/10/08 9:48 PM) |
the next Scampy Awards needs a "silliest theological debate" contest.
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darlingal |
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Posts: 8445 (05/10/08 9:54 PM) Nobody reads me.
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If there is a Rapture on Monday, I am going to eat cake all weekend.
I don't think there will be much cake eating after the Rapture. |
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 Hamdingers |
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Posts: 6780 (05/10/08 10:03 PM) |
After the Rapture you can either have your cake or eat it, but not both. Revelations 26: 12-13.
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darlingal |
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Posts: 8448 (05/10/08 10:05 PM) Nobody reads me.
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Betty Crocker, Duncan Hines and I are planning a three way then.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 6782 (05/10/08 10:06 PM) |
I'll be right over with a Camcorder and a case of Zingers.
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 30559 (05/10/08 10:07 PM) Registered user |
Make sure they're the raspberry coconut kind.
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 5636 (05/10/08 10:08 PM) Registered user |
Creme filled, natch.
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 2078 (05/10/08 10:22 PM) |
Just remember, in heaven there are no queers,
So we might as well have gay sex with our camping buddies. |
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ColbyRulesAll |
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Posts: 6992 (05/10/08 10:42 PM) Registered User |
I can't believe people actually fall for this nonsense. "Rapture", my ass. There is a greater chance of Dubya offing himself in the Oval Office
than this crap happening.
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Suspiciously Anonymous |
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Posts: 4374 (05/10/08 10:44 PM) |
::prays for a miracle::
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star jumper |
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Posts: 33118 (05/10/08 11:35 PM) Registered user |
Monday, May 12th, huh?
Isn't that the same day the second season of the second coming of American Gladiators premiers? I THINK WE FOUND THE REASON!!! 
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Seraphaem |
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Posts: 460 (05/11/08 12:22 AM) |
There is no mention of a rapture in the Bible. They're interpretation that somehow only the most worthy will be taken mainly comes from this passage:
Don't worry ... you won't be "left behind" since no one will be swept up into Heaven when that eventual moment comes. All of us will die the same way, in excruciating pain until the cool, deserving blackness of death covers our eyes like a drawn curtain. Have a nice day! S. |
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Shorty |
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Posts: 1767 (05/11/08 2:39 AM) Registered user |
a horrible undoing of people and animals ... like this last Kentucky Derby? |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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wrsrules |
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Posts: 582 (05/11/08 7:07 AM) |
Have you been talking to my sister? She also thinks Obama is the anti Christ??
Most people think the world is ending Dec 21, 2012. I do not. |
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wrsrules |
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Posts: 583 (05/11/08 7:10 AM) |
I guess I should not say most people, I should say most people that think the end is near think it is happening 12-21-12.
Probably most people don't think the end is near, don't Florida and California have to sink in the ocean first? |
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