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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, Erik, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later Erik came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, Erik came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by his actions the man asked Erk, "Is something wrong?"

To which he replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"

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