Tape recorder: Congratulations! You are now able to speak English fluently. Enjoy the broadened horizons that this provides you, and if you liked this, pick up our audio copy of "Spanish for Dummies" "French for Dummies" and "Bantu for Dummies."
Ax: Bantu, eh?*
* this is not because I'm tired of Ax's obsession with mouth sounds and needed to find a way to write myself out of that.**
** it's because I'm tired in general.












