Tobias: I fucking hate this game.
*find opponent and pick scissors*
*find opponent and pick scissors*
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 oh ehm gee |
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Posts: 712 (05/10/08 2:48 PM) |
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Katsuya |
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Posts: 1524 (05/10/08 2:49 PM) Registered user |
1st JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041)
2nd Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) 3rd Ignatius & Slut / Long-Distance Dating (Dan Down Under) 4th Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 
PIT STOP: Teams must now make their way on foot to the house Dar Aziza within the Casbah. A typical Algerian mansion, Dar Aziza was often used as a winter home for the Algerian Governer; now it stands as a place of public interest. The last team to arrive...MAY be eliminted. Post *Check in on the mat* and post remaining cash. 5th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) Post *Run to Dar Aziza* 
ROADBLOCK: In this roadblock, the chosen team member must take part in a Casbah-wide game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. They will be given a map with 100 marked lanes of the Casbah, within which there are 80 opponents for them to face off against. The team member must win a total of 2 games of RPS in order to receive their next clue; however, they are only allowed to play seven games, and if they fail to win two games within the total seven, they must take a ten minute penalty before they can receive their next clue. Post *Receive and read clue* Post *Find opponent and choose (Rock/Paper/Scissors)* 7th Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) (OPPONENT: ROCK) (WINS: 0) - PLAY AGAIN 6th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) (WINS: 0) (OPPONENT: SCISSORS) (WINS: 0) - PLAY AGAIN Post *Run to Lane (1-9, 11-12, 14-15, 17-21, 24-29, 31, 33-51, 53, 55-68, 72-92, 94-98)* |
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Posts: 1296 (05/10/08 2:49 PM) |
Marvin: Here comes the pit stop. And I can see Tyra. Harry: Well go make your move. Marvin: Which approach should I take? Up front and personal, or sneaky from behind? Harry: Go with sneaky. It's more your style. Marvin: True that! Here I go.
Marvin: Hey, you rib-eating fatty goddess, come get some of this lovin'!
Harry: Well, how was it? Marvin: Umm…. Tastes like spiderwebs. Harry: She is old enough to be your grandma. What did you expect. Marvn: *Pukes*
*Check in on the mat* 548 DZD ending money |
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oh ehm gee |
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Posts: 713 (05/10/08 2:50 PM) |
*find opponent and pick rock*
Tobias: This is ridiculous. *meanwhile* Ax: This is ridiculous. Lous. |
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Nimberlane |
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Posts: 1912 (05/10/08 2:50 PM) |
Katie: I think I've angered God by switching to Buddhism. I'm sorry God. God bless you, God.
Coral: Amber references? Katie: Yeah they never get old. *find opponent and choose paper* |
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Level 5 |
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Posts: 1705 (05/10/08 2:51 PM) Registered user |
 OMG Funkey, that's hilarious.
If anyone ever makes a banner for this race it needs the iconic Tyra dumping picture. |
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Dan Down Under |
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Posts: 2394 (05/10/08 2:51 PM) Registered user |
Kat, soz for the lack of skits. I just came back from some work function which stupidly had free beer which I stupidly drank. At least I made it haha.
Excuse me while I go throw up. |
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oh ehm gee |
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Posts: 714 (05/10/08 2:52 PM) |
Level 5 wrote: Srsly. C9 sucked but Tyra's pictures always make up for it, especially that ghetto version of Yoanna's helmet.
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Level 5 |
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Posts: 1706 (05/10/08 2:53 PM) Registered user |
Yeah, I love her photos, they crack me up. I'm hoping this race goes to Japan so I can crack out the 'Tyra dumps as a geisha' picture.
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Katsuya |
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Posts: 1525 (05/10/08 2:53 PM) Registered user |
Adelaide: What...the hell?
Julie: Why does this little black dude have surgery scars...and just came out of Tyra Banks? Harry: He's a little bit obsessive. Adelaide: O...kay. So, cutie royal-looking guy and...weird little black dude, you're team five. 1st JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) 2nd Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) 3rd Ignatius & Slut / Long-Distance Dating (Dan Down Under) 4th Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 5th Weird Little Black Dude & Cutie Royal-Looking Guy / Best Friends (Funkey 01)
PIT STOP: Teams must now make their way on foot to the house Dar Aziza within the Casbah. A typical Algerian mansion, Dar Aziza was often used as a winter home for the Algerian Governer; now it stands as a place of public interest. The last team to arrive...MAY be eliminted. Post *Check in on the mat* and post remaining cash. Post *Run to Dar Aziza*
ROADBLOCK: In this roadblock, the chosen team member must take part in a Casbah-wide game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. They will be given a map with 100 marked lanes of the Casbah, within which there are 80 opponents for them to face off against. The team member must win a total of 2 games of RPS in order to receive their next clue; however, they are only allowed to play seven games, and if they fail to win two games within the total seven, they must take a ten minute penalty before they can receive their next clue. Post *Receive and read clue* Post *Find opponent and choose (Rock/Paper/Scissors)* 6th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) (OPPONENT: ROCK) (WINS: 0) - PLAY AGAIN Post *Run to Lane (1-9, 11-12, 14-15, 17-21, 24-29, 31, 33-51, 53, 55-68, 72-92, 94-98)* 7th Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) (OPPONENT: ROCK) (WINS: 1) |
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Nimberlane |
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Posts: 1913 (05/10/08 2:54 PM) |
Katie: Wow. I would cheer but I'm so blah about this entire task right now.
Coral: *necking a MILF* Mmmhmm. *run to lane 11* |
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oh ehm gee |
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Posts: 715 (05/10/08 2:54 PM) |
*find opponent and pick rock*
Tobias: I swear to Jonathan Christ that if you don't let me win I will blow up this fucking casbah! Opponent: O rly? Tobias: What is with all the netspeak? |
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yope3041 |
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Posts: 475 (05/10/08 2:54 PM) |
I think it's really funny that L5 is clearly outracing everyone, but can't get a first place yet.
JP: Janice said she'll do us. Steve: We can't let her. JP: Why not? She's my age, and hot. Steve: It's what almost got Clinton impeached. JP: Oh yeah, we can't win our election with that type of celebrity scandal. |
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Kitty Pryde1 |
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Posts: 4033 (05/10/08 2:55 PM) |
I have no idea where I was going with Katherine's early niceness. At first, I was thinking she'd be faking it the whole leg and wind up punching Gil
out at the end, but then I switched to her getting really nice and calm when she's drunk.
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Katsuya |
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Posts: 1526 (05/10/08 2:56 PM) Registered user |
1st JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041)
2nd Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) 3rd Ignatius & Slut / Long-Distance Dating (Dan Down Under) 4th Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 5th Weird Little Black Dude & Cutie Royal-Looking Guy / Best Friends (Funkey 01)
PIT STOP: Teams must now make their way on foot to the house Dar Aziza within the Casbah. A typical Algerian mansion, Dar Aziza was often used as a winter home for the Algerian Governer; now it stands as a place of public interest. The last team to arrive...MAY be eliminted. Post *Check in on the mat* and post remaining cash. Post *Run to Dar Aziza*
ROADBLOCK: In this roadblock, the chosen team member must take part in a Casbah-wide game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. They will be given a map with 100 marked lanes of the Casbah, within which there are 80 opponents for them to face off against. The team member must win a total of 2 games of RPS in order to receive their next clue; however, they are only allowed to play seven games, and if they fail to win two games within the total seven, they must take a ten minute penalty before they can receive their next clue. Post *Receive and read clue* Post *Find opponent and choose (Rock/Paper/Scissors)* 6th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) (OPPONENT: ROCK) (WINS: 0) - PLAY AGAIN (You're having no luck, omg...) 7th Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) (WINS: 1) Post *Run to Lane (1-9, 12, 14-15, 17-21, 24-29, 31, 33-51, 53, 55-68, 72-92, 94-98)* |
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Nimberlane |
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Posts: 1914 (05/10/08 2:57 PM) |
*find opponent and choose scissors*
Katie: Rock. Paper. Scissors. *punches opponent* WHOOPS! |
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oh ehm gee |
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Posts: 716 (05/10/08 2:58 PM) |
*finds opponent and chooses Paper*
Tobias: So what, do your people all practice this out of the womb or something? Or this just a trick to smite me? Are there hidden cameras somewhere? Am I being Punk'd? Do people even consider Punk'd relevant besides Ashton Kutcher? Do people even consider Ashton Kutcher relevant besides Ashton Kutcher? |
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Level 5 |
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Posts: 1707 (05/10/08 2:59 PM) Registered user |
Janice: *wipes blood from her mouth* Well, there was not one moment of that I didn't enjoy.
Tyra: So, you really ate their manhood, then? This race is getting crazy. A little black dude just flew out of my ass a few moments ago. Janice: Really, when did he get up there? Tyra: I don't know, I don't remember eating him... Janice: It must have been Marvin. You know, I overheard him saying he's packing a foot-long... you might want to consider tapping that scrawny ass. Tyra: Ew... no, I'll leave the perversion to you. Janice: Speaking of which, JP & Steve didn't put up much resistance to me devouring their cocks. Well, good luck to them - it won't be easy for a couple of castrato to make it into government. Tyra: Especially with those totally not-fashion-forward blood stains all over the crotch of their pants. |
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Katsuya |
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Posts: 1527 (05/10/08 2:59 PM) Registered user |
1st JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041)
2nd Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) 3rd Ignatius & Slut / Long-Distance Dating (Dan Down Under) 4th Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 5th Weird Little Black Dude & Cutie Royal-Looking Guy / Best Friends (Funkey 01)
PIT STOP: Teams must now make their way on foot to the house Dar Aziza within the Casbah. A typical Algerian mansion, Dar Aziza was often used as a winter home for the Algerian Governer; now it stands as a place of public interest. The last team to arrive...MAY be eliminted. Post *Check in on the mat* and post remaining cash. Post *Run to Dar Aziza*
ROADBLOCK: In this roadblock, the chosen team member must take part in a Casbah-wide game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. They will be given a map with 100 marked lanes of the Casbah, within which there are 80 opponents for them to face off against. The team member must win a total of 2 games of RPS in order to receive their next clue; however, they are only allowed to play seven games, and if they fail to win two games within the total seven, they must take a ten minute penalty before they can receive their next clue. Post *Receive and read clue* 6th Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) (OPPONENT: PAPER) (WINS: 2) Post *Find opponent and choose (Rock/Paper/Scissors)* 7th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) (OPPONENT: PAPER) (WINS: 0) - PLAY AGAIN Post *Run to Lane (1-9, 12, 14-15, 17-21, 24-29, 31, 33-51, 53, 55-68, 72-92, 94-98)* |
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Nimberlane |
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Posts: 1915 (05/10/08 3:00 PM) |
*receive and read clue*
Katie: I did it! I knew I could! Coral: *drops MILF she was necking* I'm so proud of you! *hugs* Katie: You smell of Lesbianism. :| Coral: Yeah sorry about that. Let's go! |
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