Wan & Chung's TAR: Melanie & Cynthia are the winners!

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Nimberlane		#1601	[-]
Posts: 1906 (05/10/08 2:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Coral: Why thank you Ax. I could use these. sticks them between her boobs Wow. My first reference to my tits in the entire leg. I think I did a good job of keeping them out of the limelight for once. Katie: Here goes nothing. Buddha you'd better fucking help me or else I'm torching some monks. Find opponent and choose rock Katie: LIKE A ROOOOOOOCK!
Kitty Pryde1		#1602	[-]
Posts: 4026 (05/10/08 2:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	run to lane 16 Katherine: That's how old MY DAUGHTER is...I think. I haven't really paid attention to her in several seasons-I MEAN YEARS!
Level 5		#1603	[-]
Posts: 1702 (05/10/08 2:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Run to Dar Aziza Tyra: Come on, we could still make it there first! Janice: You know, if whoever beats us happens to be male, I'm going to castrate them. brandishes blade Tyra: Janice, don't act so crazy! I want our team to be fan favourites!
Dan Down Under		#1604	[-]
Posts: 2387 (05/10/08 2:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Run to Lane 32 Isabella: FUCK! Ignatius: You can do it Isabella! Isabella: Yeah fuck you too dickhead!
yope3041		#1605	[-]
Posts: 473 (05/10/08 2:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JP: Oh my gosh... Steve: What? JP: They are racing against us. They're catwalking it all the way to the pitstop, they're right behind us! Steve: Wow! JP: I think we've done it! Steve: I think we got first! JP: Woohoo! Steve: This is weird, but my testicles feel like they're about to be removed, by an unseen force...
Katsuya		#1606	[-]
Posts: 1519 (05/10/08 2:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	NOTE: Hey guys, it's Chung. We're busy trying to track down someone for next leg, so we can't be there at the Pit Stop. Instead, we sent two of our old friends... Julie: Oh my God, we're here! We're Phil! Or Wan! Adelaide: Fuck that, I'm Wan. Now, who are these chumps... JP: I'm JP, this is Steve. Julie: Wow...aren't you politicians? Steve: YES! Adelaide: Ugh, I hate politicians. Unfortunately for me, you're team number one. Julie: What's you guys' economic policy then? 1st JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) PIT STOP: Teams must now make their way on foot to the house Dar Aziza within the Casbah. A typical Algerian mansion, Dar Aziza was often used as a winter home for the Algerian Governer; now it stands as a place of public interest. The last team to arrive...MAY be eliminted. Post Check in on the mat and post remaining cash. 2nd Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) Post Run to Dar Aziza ROADBLOCK: In this roadblock, the chosen team member must take part in a Casbah-wide game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. They will be given a map with 100 marked lanes of the Casbah, within which there are 80 opponents for them to face off against. The team member must win a total of 2 games of RPS in order to receive their next clue; however, they are only allowed to play seven games, and if they fail to win two games within the total seven, they must take a ten minute penalty before they can receive their next clue. Post Receive and read clue Post Find opponent and choose (Rock/Paper/Scissors) 3rd Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) (WINS: 1) 4th Ignatius & Isabella / Long-Distance Dating (Dan Down Under) (WINS: 1) Post Run to Lane (1-12, 14-15, 17-21, 24-29, 31, 33-53, 55-68, 72-92, 94-98, 100) 7th Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) (OPPONENT: PAPER) (WINS: 0) Post Find opponent and choose (Rock/Paper/Scissors) 6th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) (OPPONENT: PAPER) (WINS: 0) - PLAY AGAIN 5th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01)
Level 5		#1607	[-]
Posts: 1703 (05/10/08 2:32 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Check in on the mat 1858 DZD remaining Tyra: Dammit, I was right. There's those politician guys already on the mat! Janice: Well, congratulations JP & Steve! As winners of this leg of the race you receive an expert blowjob by the one and only Janice Dickinson! Tyra: But I thought you wanted to punish them? Janice: I do, but I want the tactile pleasure of biting right through their manhood. Just as soon as I get those bad boys down my throat. Tyra: Well, I don't really approve, but I might come off as the sane, likable one in our team, so go ahead. Janice: licks lips Time to put the dick in Dickinson. Last Edited By: Level 5 05/10/08 2:35 PM. Edited 1 times.
oh ehm gee		#1608	[-]
Posts: 707 (05/10/08 2:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	find opponent and choose Paper Tobias: Let's try paper power again!
Nimberlane		#1609	[-]
Posts: 1907 (05/10/08 2:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Katie: FUCK! FUCK YOU BUDDHA! Run to Lane 100
Dan Down Under		#1610	[-]
Posts: 2388 (05/10/08 2:33 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Find opponent and choose Rock Isabella: Let me win or I'll shove this fist where the sun don't shine.
Funkey 01		#1611	[-]
Posts: 1291 (05/10/08 2:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Marvin: Talk about the shittiest luck in the world. I'll never catch Tyra now. Harry: yelling Shut up about Tyra and do the damned task!! Find opponent and choose (Rock)
Kitty Pryde1		#1612	[-]
Posts: 4027 (05/10/08 2:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	find opponent and choose rock Katherine: I'm gonna rock this town, rock it inside out. And if you beat me now, I'll make you scream and shooooout. I'll rip out your guts, and feed 'em to squirrels, and then I'll expose you to dozen of girls. throws head back Gonna rock this town, rock it insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide ouuuuuuuuuuuut. Randy: I don't know man, it was a little pitchy to me. Katherine: throws a knife into his forehead Paula: I love how you bring the sunshine and happiness to the race, I love everybody. Katherine: shoots her with a silenced pistol Simon: Honestly, that was simply ghastly. I wanted to plug up my ears just so I wouldn't have to listen to it anymore. Katherine: jumps on him and eats open his chest cavity
Katsuya		#1613	[-]
Posts: 1520 (05/10/08 2:36 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Julie: You'd have thought that Wan & Chung would have given us a team list...it's so embarassing having to ask teams who they are. Adelaide: I kinda agree, but...shoves Julie to the ground. Julie: OW! What was that for? Adelaide: I can't let these two see you. They're too fabulous. Janice: Who the hell are you? Where are the two chinese chicks? Adelaide: OhmygodJaniceDickinsonandTyraBanksI'mahugefanofbothofyouohmygodohmygod...damnit, snap out of it Addy. Janice: You're talking to yourself. Tyra: Distinctally un-fabulous. Adelaide: Sorry, Barrett's rubbed off on me. Janice: My kinda gal then! Adelaide: ...if you knew Barrett, you'd know that were never true. You're team number two. 1st JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) 2nd Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) PIT STOP: Teams must now make their way on foot to the house Dar Aziza within the Casbah. A typical Algerian mansion, Dar Aziza was often used as a winter home for the Algerian Governer; now it stands as a place of public interest. The last team to arrive...MAY be eliminted. Post Check in on the mat and post remaining cash. Post Run to Dar Aziza ROADBLOCK: In this roadblock, the chosen team member must take part in a Casbah-wide game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. They will be given a map with 100 marked lanes of the Casbah, within which there are 80 opponents for them to face off against. The team member must win a total of 2 games of RPS in order to receive their next clue; however, they are only allowed to play seven games, and if they fail to win two games within the total seven, they must take a ten minute penalty before they can receive their next clue. Post Receive and read clue 3rd Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) (OPPONENT: SCISSORS) (WINS: 2) 4th Ignatius & Isabella / Long-Distance Dating (Dan Down Under) (OPPONENT: SCISSORS) (WINS: 2) Post Find opponent and choose (Rock/Paper/Scissors) 7th Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) (WINS: 0) Post Run to Lane (1-12, 14-15, 17-21, 24-29, 31, 33-53, 55-68, 72-92, 94-98) 6th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) (OPPONENT: SCISSORS) (WINS: 0) 5th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) (OPPONENT: SCISSORS) (WINS: 1)
Kitty Pryde1		#1614	[-]
Posts: 4028 (05/10/08 2:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Receive and read clue Katherine: Yeah, I totally rock. Gil: Pun intended? Katherine: Oh go play with some bumblebees or something. Gil: I do NOT play with bumblebees! And I am NOT gay! Bumblebee: look dejected and flies off, carrying a baseball bat Katherine: I never said anything about you being gay, Gil. You're so insecure. Last Edited By: Kitty Pryde1 05/10/08 2:38 PM. Edited 1 times.
oh ehm gee		#1615	[-]
Posts: 708 (05/10/08 2:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	run to lane 52
Dan Down Under		#1616	[-]
Posts: 2389 (05/10/08 2:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Receive and read clue Isabella: Fucking pwned your arse! Opponent: It was just a game. Isabella: Shut up cockface! Ignatius: Hurry up Isabella, that old guy and his daughter or whatever are finished too! Last Edited By: Dan Down Under 05/10/08 2:40 PM. Edited 1 times.
Nimberlane		#1617	[-]
Posts: 1908 (05/10/08 2:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Find opponent and choose paper Katie: Come on you fuck! I fucking DARE you to pick anything that could beat paper. I will destroy you.
yope3041		#1618	[-]
Posts: 474 (05/10/08 2:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JP: Funny you should ask. Julie: Wait know that was just pitstop banter, I don't actually care, I'm not even from New Jersey. JP: WE believe in a flat tax. Steve: There is no reason that the rich, who have worked harder than the poor, should be taxed more. It's just crazy. JP: We also think the gas tax holiday is a crazy idea. Steve: On eday where you don't have to pay taxes on gas. That's just crazy. JP: We believe in a gas tax summer vacation. Steve: Or school vacation. Whenever there's no school, there's no gas tax. Jp: Isn't that fantastic! Adelaide: First of all, you guys strike me as big dickheads... JP: Aren't all politicians. Steve: elbows JP We're most certainly not dickheads. Fritz/Johnson '08, we're not dickheads. JP: Oh, yeah right, we're not, I forgot. Adelaide: Secondly, I really don't care. JP: Oh yeah, well, you're friend's, face, yeah right, its um deformed...
Funkey 01		#1619	[-]
Posts: 1292 (05/10/08 2:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Marvin: Whoo hoo!!! Bout time! Run to Lane (10)
Katsuya		#1620	[-]
Posts: 1521 (05/10/08 2:39 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	1st JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) 2nd Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) PIT STOP: Teams must now make their way on foot to the house Dar Aziza within the Casbah. A typical Algerian mansion, Dar Aziza was often used as a winter home for the Algerian Governer; now it stands as a place of public interest. The last team to arrive...MAY be eliminted. Post Check in on the mat and post remaining cash. Post Run to Dar Aziza 3rd Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 4th Ignatius & Isabella / Long-Distance Dating (Dan Down Under) ROADBLOCK: In this roadblock, the chosen team member must take part in a Casbah-wide game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. They will be given a map with 100 marked lanes of the Casbah, within which there are 80 opponents for them to face off against. The team member must win a total of 2 games of RPS in order to receive their next clue; however, they are only allowed to play seven games, and if they fail to win two games within the total seven, they must take a ten minute penalty before they can receive their next clue. Post Receive and read clue Post Find opponent and choose (Rock/Paper/Scissors) 7th Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) (OPPONENT: PAPER) (WINS: 0) - PLAY AGAIN 6th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) (WINS: 0) 5th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) (WINS: 1) Post Run to Lane (1-9, 11-12, 14-15, 17-21, 24-29, 31, 33-51, 53, 55-68, 72-92, 94-98)

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