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So this explorer chicks wanders the Sahara desert and discovers what seems to be a 1000 year old lamp partially burried under the sand. Like anyone would, she rubs it to see if a genie would come out, and yes, a genie indeed does appear reight before her eyes.

"I may grant you one wish..." says the genie.

"Oooooh! Oooooh!" says the woman with glee. "There's only one thing I've always wanted and that's to open my very own restaurant!"

"Very well..." says the genie.

"But wait!" says the woman. "Not just any restaurant. A vegeterian restaurant that offers all sorts of vegetaerian meals, but especially middle-eastern and Cambodian. There should be rosemary couscous as appetizers with a little bit lemon zest and cherry tomatoes stuffed with organic goat milk and blue cheese. For drinks, we should only have the finest wines from France. I would like the walls to be painted teal and beige with a retro gailic theme and background. There should also be plenty of scented candles, lavendar and lilac scented, more specifially. And could you make it so that half the profits go to the local battered women shelter?"

The genie is a bit bewildered at that woman's very specific request and tells her: "Listen miss, that's a little bit complicated. Can't you just ask for simple simple like anyone would...."

"I guess you're right....." says the woman. "All right, then I wish for women to be superior to men!"

The genie takes out a notepad and a pen and starts scribbling on it.... "Okay, so no meat, Chinese and Arabian tofu, fancy booze, blue and yellowish walls, candles that smell like flowers, money goes to bitches who didn't know when to shut up and what was the name of that apetizer again?"