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Posts: 35 (05/09/08 5:31 PM) |
Tell us more. Embarrassingly enough, while my boyfriend was still living with his dad, both his dad AND his dad's friend heard us fucking. A couple times. Up in his room with music going and such. I was mortified when he told me. Fucker told me his room was "soundproof"!! |
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 Trippin Aggro Flossin |
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Posts: 134 (05/09/08 5:36 PM) |
Is his father gay?
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 7892 (05/09/08 5:38 PM) Registered User |
What happen to a woman is she sneezes while on the rag?
If she were delicately removing her panties at that very moment to urinate and/or change her tampon, is it possible for the tampon to come flying out as a deadly projectile? Is there ever blood spatter on the walls or floor? Or does everything down there clench up and lock down tightly? I have to know. I'm going with the lock-down theory even though the flying tampon projectile scenario is a lot more fun. |
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Trippin Aggro Flossin |
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Posts: 135 (05/09/08 5:40 PM) |
Why would it be "deadly"?
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 7893 (05/09/08 5:41 PM) Registered User |
Well, at the very least you could put an eye out with that thing.
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fluffyspectacular |
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Posts: 36 (05/09/08 5:41 PM) |
No, divorced. But back together with the same lady, who lives down the street. It's just his, um, unemployed friend needed somewhere to stay after being
kicked out of his dad's.
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fluffyspectacular |
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Posts: 37 (05/09/08 5:42 PM) |
Well, at the very least you could put an eye out with that thing. It would have to be going at superhuman speeds, though. It's just too...soggy, I think. |
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Trippin Aggro Flossin |
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Posts: 136 (05/09/08 5:46 PM) |
The same lady? Meaning your boyfriend's mom? Or his second wife?
I thought the friend was your boyfriend's father's friend. Are you now implying it's your boyfriend's friend? Why was your boyfriend so upset about James being eliminated from Paradise Hotel 2? Is your boyfriend gay? Did he pick out your avatar? Gay men like rainbows. And nuts. Oh wait, those aren't nuts. What are those squirrels holding? A mushroom? A bouquet of flowers? |
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Survivor Boy |
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Posts: 5174 (05/09/08 5:53 PM) Registered User |
I love sneezing!
I can make myself sneeze by sticking my finger up my nose. |
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fluffyspectacular |
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Posts: 39 (05/09/08 5:54 PM) |
Why was your boyfriend so upset about James being eliminated from Paradise Hotel 2? Is your boyfriend gay? HAHAHA, I don't think so, but now that you mention it, I did witness him sticking money to his friend's bare sweaty chest yesterday...
James was just his favourite. I think he HATES Mike. Are you now implying it's your boyfriend's friend? No dude, it's his dad's, like, 50something buddy from the 70s. I love that guy. |
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Trippin Aggro Flossin |
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Posts: 137 (05/09/08 6:00 PM) |
He's literally from the 70's? So he's been time traveling. Who would you say is his "constant"? Your boyfriend's dad, presumably.
Why was your boyfriend sticking money to his friend's bare sweaty chest? Is his friend a stripper? |
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Lost Shaker of NaCl |
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Posts: 907 (05/09/08 6:10 PM) Registered User |
pie123452001 wrote: I am amazed the the things I learn in OT.
When sneezing, I have had neighbors yell bless you from inside their house when I was inside mine. ::ponders implications::
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Posts: 3131 (05/09/08 6:14 PM) |
When sneezing, I have had neighbors yell bless you from inside their house when I was inside mine. ::ponders implications::You bought a poorly constructed house? |
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Lost Shaker of NaCl |
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Posts: 909 (05/09/08 6:16 PM) Registered User |
That happened when I was living in a brick house. With plaster walls.
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Mister Slippery |
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ScruffyGuy wrote: I'm opening a poll to determine how soon we will see a flying tampon projectile ghostnic
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 6728 (05/09/08 7:00 PM) |
ScruffyGuy wrote: http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2768825#reply-2768825 I'm more than a little bit disturbed that I remembered this. |
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