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To the guy who was mowing his lawn last night at 10PM |
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Posts: 4553 (05/09/08 12:37 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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There is nothing the least bit alarming about that. What's the point of having a headlight on your riding mower if you can't use it, right?? That you didn't even pause when an ambulance and a firetruck pulled up across the street to help our heart-attack stricken neighbor...breath-taking dedication to your craft. That you're a member of the sheriff's department is very reassuring. Signed, The lady next door who avoids making eye contact every morning. |
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Posts: 2323 (05/09/08 12:43 PM) Registered loser
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You have to admire the consistency though. He does a shitty job as a deputy and a shitty job mowing his yard.
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Posts: 16176 (05/09/08 12:47 PM) Registered user |
You guys have grass there?
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Posts: 3365 (05/09/08 12:49 PM) |
maybe he's blind? there's a blind guy the next street over who mows at 10:00-11:00 at night, he says it doesn't matter to him what time it gets
done as it's always dark anyways. He also mows barefoot so he can "feel if it's cut". was he barefoot?
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Posts: 4053 (05/09/08 12:50 PM) Registered user |
lady
lol ! |
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Posts: 13069 (05/09/08 12:50 PM) faqmaster |
Really Shag, the new av totally gives you an attitude of kicky sass.
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Posts: 553 (05/09/08 12:50 PM) Registered user |
passive aggressive alert!
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Posts: 4054 (05/09/08 12:52 PM) Registered user |
But squash, lady ?
ROTFLMAO !!!!! as the kids used to say. |
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Posts: 30730 (05/09/08 12:53 PM) Registered user |
I bet he tasers his weed.
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Posts: 2325 (05/09/08 12:56 PM) Registered loser
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Baby Please wrote:
 That is some crazy imagery. If true, I admire his independence but when I try to imagine it, it is funny.
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Posts: 3366 (05/09/08 1:03 PM) |
it's true. :)
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Posts: 4554 (05/09/08 1:05 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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Blindness would explain his air of detachment and inappropriate length of gaze. I'm still going to go with the weirdo theory.
I'm going to give Squash a purple nurple if he doesn't cut it out. |
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Posts: 13074 (05/09/08 1:36 PM) faqmaster |
I MEAN IT!
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Posts: 17814 (05/09/08 2:17 PM) MESS member |
better 10 pm than the crack of dawn on the weekend
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Posts: 4560 (05/09/08 4:01 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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Oh, my gentleman neighbor has dogs covering the 5am noise shift. It's okay though, they're a lot more relaxing than the famiy with three pitbulls to
the other side of us.
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Posts: 17830 (05/09/08 4:05 PM) MESS member |
we get the combo - yard service for the neighbors arrives at the crack of dawn which gets my dogs and all the other dogs in the neighborhood upset and barking
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Posts: 4761 (05/09/08 4:09 PM) Registered user |
hey! i mow barefoot! nothin wrong with that.:)
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Monsieur Muggles |
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Posts: 3765 (05/09/08 4:09 PM) |
Think of it as a free wake-up call.
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Posts: 17832 (05/09/08 4:10 PM) MESS member |
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Posts: 237 (05/09/08 4:13 PM) I don't get |
People who complain about all their neighbours and act like they are an oasis in a street of rudeness and dogs......well, eh, I'm not saying you're a
delusional hypocrite or anything, but there's a reason your house gets egged so much.
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Posts: 4562 (05/09/08 4:20 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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It's really an incredible burden, being the bastion of Yankee manners in a cracker stronghold.
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