"DON'T BITE THE APPLE!"
We've been focusing so hard on our potential "EVE"s, we've forgotten about who was OFFERING the Apple, the SERPENT. Wonder, no more. After tonight, it's freaking OBVIOUS. It's NATALIE.
She used her wonderous voodoo on both JASON and ERIK, getting them to do incredibly STOOPID things, with her magic persuasive powers.
"Trussst in Meeee. Jussst in meee. Close your EYESSS and Trussst in Meee!"
Parvarti and Cirie have to look at Natalie and look at each other and WONDER at the MONSTER they created and how she's going to DRINK THEIR MILKSHAKES.
They looked at Nat and thought they had a nice little Nanny GOAT and didn't realize the REASON she had GOAT horns on her head was because she was freakin' SATAN. Fooling Dog Boy was like winning a medal in the Special Olympics. Doing it TWICE, the second time right in front of the freaking JURY, turned the price of her Stock from 2¢ a share to $2000 right in front of their EYES. GULP!!!
She's turned from Dark Horse to Dark Overlord in one episode!
Parv and Cirie must be waking from some freaking NIGHTMARE, realizing they were NEVER in Control, NATALIE has been playing THEM like a freaking FIDDLE, just as badly as she worked Jason and Erik. "Give a RAT some CHEESE," INDEED! Oh my HECK!
"Queen" PARVARTI - Only a FIGUREHEAD. She's only there to look nice on the Postage Stamps. While she was off SUNBATHING on Exile, Amanda was working Erik over like a DA, forcing confessions out of him left and right. Meanwhile, Cirie and Nat concocted the plan to get Erik to screw himself blind on National TV. She deserves ZERO votes out of the Jury. All she did was betray Ozzy and James and put Amanda in mortal peril for no god damned reason. Her "minions" have outplayed her at every step. Good Night.
CIRIE - Cirie's played an excellent game, but she's made the same MISTAKE Amanda did in China. She allied with the right people, played all her cards right, but played to the AUDIENCE but not to the JURY. She tried to win the Game in her HEAD. SHE was responsible for the Coup against Ozzy, but let PARV take all the credit. She came up with the scheme to make Erik screw himself out of a million dollars, but NAT made it happen. It's going to be a really HARD SELL to the Jury and all she may end up with is a lot of GOOSE EGG on her face from a final vote.
The Case For AMANDA, Part Deux - Natalie now has the MasterMind Card.™ (Never leave home without it!) But Amanda still hold the ANGEL Card. She never betrayed anyone who didn't mess with her FIRST. She now has Ozzy's, James's and Eliza votes in her hands. And with another Final Three facing the Jury, that might be all it takes.
The Last Temptation of Amanda:
Chances are good that Amanda will win the last IC. We KNOW it's going to be ENDURANCE and she ROCKS at that while Cirie is helpless and Queen Parv is going to pull a HATCH and go sit on her ass sipping Iced Tea, confident she will be in the F3. It's down to Nat V Amanda.
That means that Natalie's last play is to try to get Amanda to side with her and force a tie. "C'mon, take meee to the Finalsss! You KNOW Jassson and Erik hate me for making them look like foolsss! And the tie-breaking challenge is Fire-ssstarting, which you know SSSCerie is going to lossse! Trussst in meee!!!" DON'T BITE THE APPLE, Amanda!!!
The Lion King UGH-ain (with a Twist!):
So many PRETENDERS to Ozzy's throne. I thought "Queen" Parv was Scar, but in reality it was NATALIE all along, giving everyone bad advice that leads everyone that follows it to their DOOM, just like the Serpent of Eden.
The New Lion King wasn't SIMBA, it's NALA, Amanda. The one left behind to have to SUFFER under the Rule of Scar. Only SHE can push SCAR off the CLIFF and RESTORE the Old Kingdom, the Kingdom of the FAVES.














