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Posts: 72 (05/08/08 7:41 PM) |
Sardonically Irreverent wrote: SI, I laugh at every friggin' thing you post. |
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 The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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Posts: 4347 (05/08/08 7:53 PM) Registered User |
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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Posts: 4348 (05/08/08 8:03 PM) Registered User |
Daddy, please let me out...or at least slide another pancake under the door... |
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dagny1331 |
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Posts: 1249 (05/08/08 8:24 PM) Registered User |
SurvivorFanGP wrote: You know, I've been trying, and failing, to come up with some words to describe what is off about his mouth. But I'll never top this. Not in a
million years. |
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jonasFAn3 |
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Posts: 9 (05/08/08 8:26 PM) |
omg wat a cute little duggy!
i really wud like david. i jus wish he were a christian like me. |
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love like a bomb |
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Posts: 4086 (05/08/08 8:28 PM) Registered user |
No, you're a Christ-stain.
Up in Heaven, God pissed on the floor once, and you crawled out of the puddle. |
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Apprentice Talker |
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Posts: 4905 (05/08/08 9:49 PM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
He's the new VFTW candidate!!!
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seaguy |
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Posts: 10926 (05/08/08 9:51 PM) Registered User |
Fo reals? I wonder if his fucked up fans will be pissed or embrace it cause that means more votes (if VFTW really votes that is).
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pemmiekim |
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Posts: 8 (05/08/08 10:42 PM) |
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CrazyKriq |
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Posts: 4 (05/08/08 10:43 PM) |
I wandered onto Idol Forums....those freakish David fans were listing scenerios they play out in their heads. It made me sick to my stomach!
"How about you and David driving to the beach in the evening to watch the sunset. You could cuddle under a blanket, and when the sun has set you would watch the stars together. The end of your night would be when you fall asleep in his arms as he quietly sings you to sleep." "you are slow dancing with David and he sings the song softly in your ear as you lay your head on his shoulder." "You are sitting there talking with your friends, and David comes from behind you and puts his hands over your eyes and whispers "guess who's here?" in your ear. Imagine how it feels as his cheek gently touches yours in the process." UGH!! I despise that little demon! |
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seaguy |
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Posts: 10931 (05/08/08 10:45 PM) Registered User |
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babycakes307 |
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Posts: 10290 (05/08/08 10:54 PM) Registered user |
We were robbed of a shocking top 4 boot. Oh well.
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Remington Steele |
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Posts: 1193 (05/08/08 10:55 PM) |
I'm so disappointed I'm never here at the same time as jonasFAn3.
But everyone else is doing an amazing job! Kudos all around. |
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seaguy |
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Posts: 10933 (05/08/08 10:55 PM) Registered User |
I'm reading the responses on the main page, hilarious. Some of his fans are happy, but a few of them are just not...um, pleased.
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curve31 |
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Posts: 897 (05/08/08 10:59 PM) Registered user |
CrazyKriq wrote: *gag* |
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laniluvsit77 |
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Posts: 513 (05/08/08 11:00 PM) Registered user |
The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL wrote: "Win or the puppy will get shot!!"
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dagny1331 |
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Posts: 1257 (05/08/08 11:31 PM) Registered User |
VFTW banner --what does David's t-shirt say at the end? I can't make it out. Anyone?
Here is the supporting blurb, which I'm SURE you will all enjoy if you haven't seen it, yet: We've gotten tons of letters saying that David Archuleta better not win American Idol. He's annoying, he can barely form a coherent sentence without gasping for air and laughing nervously, he sings the same thing every week while getting more nervous, he forgets the words on a regular basis, and he's controlled by his obnoxious stage dad. So wait... that makes him the worst. Hey, there we go! Obviously less talented and less marketable than Syesha and David Cook, Gaspy is the new VFTW pick! Sure he's annoying, but that's why he's perfect. Most of America does not want him to win. Imagine an Idol winner who couldn't aspire to be much more than a less-talented Clay Aiken. Imagine an Idol winner whose press tour would take 20 minutes to answer a single question. And just imagine the type of sappy ballad that the producers already have lined up for David to record, dripping with extra cheese and terrible melisma. We smell failure! Hopefully this won't get him locked in his cage for another night. Break free, Gaspy. Break free. As an added bonus, if you sing Lil Mama's "Lip Gloss" this week, we'll love you forever. Who's working the strings now? Daddy? The producers? Or VFTW? |
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seaguy |
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Posts: 10935 (05/08/08 11:36 PM) Registered User |
dagny1331 wrote: 
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Posts: 1258 (05/08/08 11:37 PM) Registered User |
TY, Seaguy.
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seaguy |
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Posts: 10936 (05/08/08 11:38 PM) Registered User |
Oh you're welcome! I love the explanation for choosing him.
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