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Apprentice Talker |
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He's the new VFTW candidate!!!
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seaguy |
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Fo reals? I wonder if his fucked up fans will be pissed or embrace it cause that means more votes (if VFTW really votes that is).
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pemmiekim |
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CrazyKriq |
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I wandered onto Idol Forums....those freakish David fans were listing scenerios they play out in their heads. It made me sick to my stomach!
"How about you and David driving to the beach in the evening to watch the sunset. You could cuddle under a blanket, and when the sun has set you would watch the stars together. The end of your night would be when you fall asleep in his arms as he quietly sings you to sleep." "you are slow dancing with David and he sings the song softly in your ear as you lay your head on his shoulder." "You are sitting there talking with your friends, and David comes from behind you and puts his hands over your eyes and whispers "guess who's here?" in your ear. Imagine how it feels as his cheek gently touches yours in the process." UGH!! I despise that little demon! |
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seaguy |
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babycakes307 |
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We were robbed of a shocking top 4 boot. Oh well.
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Remington Steele |
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I'm so disappointed I'm never here at the same time as jonasFAn3.
But everyone else is doing an amazing job! Kudos all around. |
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seaguy |
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I'm reading the responses on the main page, hilarious. Some of his fans are happy, but a few of them are just not...um, pleased.
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curve31 |
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CrazyKriq wrote: *gag* |
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laniluvsit77 |
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL wrote: "Win or the puppy will get shot!!"
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dagny1331 |
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VFTW banner --what does David's t-shirt say at the end? I can't make it out. Anyone?
Here is the supporting blurb, which I'm SURE you will all enjoy if you haven't seen it, yet: We've gotten tons of letters saying that David Archuleta better not win American Idol. He's annoying, he can barely form a coherent sentence without gasping for air and laughing nervously, he sings the same thing every week while getting more nervous, he forgets the words on a regular basis, and he's controlled by his obnoxious stage dad. So wait... that makes him the worst. Hey, there we go! Obviously less talented and less marketable than Syesha and David Cook, Gaspy is the new VFTW pick! Sure he's annoying, but that's why he's perfect. Most of America does not want him to win. Imagine an Idol winner who couldn't aspire to be much more than a less-talented Clay Aiken. Imagine an Idol winner whose press tour would take 20 minutes to answer a single question. And just imagine the type of sappy ballad that the producers already have lined up for David to record, dripping with extra cheese and terrible melisma. We smell failure! Hopefully this won't get him locked in his cage for another night. Break free, Gaspy. Break free. As an added bonus, if you sing Lil Mama's "Lip Gloss" this week, we'll love you forever. Who's working the strings now? Daddy? The producers? Or VFTW? |
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seaguy |
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dagny1331 |
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TY, Seaguy.
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seaguy |
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Oh you're welcome! I love the explanation for choosing him.
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latingrl2005 |
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I've been busy stressing about Jason, but I have the time to center all my bitter hate towards this fucking little Demon.
This season will leave broken heart all over Idol Tardland. |
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MikiBoi |
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CrazyKriq wrote: This is cute. It's tweenage innocence at it's best. I wish more kids were like this, most in my area are fucking and getting various venereal
diseases and scare the shit out of me when I see them at the mall because they look so volatile at 12 and look like they have already lived a life full of
crime.
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roadblocker |
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL wrote: WTF is this?!?
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dagny1331 |
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MikiBoi wrote: It WOULD be cute in a stupid fantard way--except the people being quoted are probably in their 40's. |
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MikiBoi |
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I just assumed it was kids who wrote it because most 40 year olds are too jaded to even think like that from a lifetime of being shitted on and/or have a
working imagination from being overworked and being lifetime wage slaves.
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SurvivorFanGP |
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roadblocker wrote: I think i'm scarred for life. They forgot to exaggerate the rib-cage. It's probably busting out since daddy doesn't feed him. |
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