Apparently I am a prude and not to mention frigid.

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Noodle	Apparently I am a prude and not to mention frigid.	Lead	[-]
Posts: 316 (05/08/08 9:35 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yesterday my husband and I decided to pick up some groceries at the Superstore. I don't know what got into my husband but after we loaded the bags into the box of the truck he decided it would be a good idea to get in the backseat and have some afternoon delight in the middle of the parking lot in the middle of the day. I declined and told him if he wanted to go parking we could try a secluded woodsy place. Well he got pretty angry with me and said I was not spontaneous enough for him. Am I prude? Would a normal person (because apparently I'm not normal) jump in the back and have sex in the parking lot because thier dh had the desire?
SmrtAss		#1	[-]
Posts: 2142 (05/08/08 9:37 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Only if I wanted to get arrested for public indecency or lewd and lascivious behavior or some such.
pie123452001		#2	[-]
Posts: 30612 (05/08/08 9:38 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I call FAKE. What were you two doing grocery shopping in the "middle of the day"? None of you work?
Angela in WI		#3	[-]
Posts: 22064 (05/08/08 9:39 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why get in the backseat? Just straddle him in the front!
dirtydog2004		#4	[-]
Posts: 103 (05/08/08 9:41 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yes, you are a frigid prude. I would divorce you!
Small Town Ho		#5	[-]
Posts: 146 (05/08/08 9:42 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'd have jumped him in the parking lot behind the car! Put on a show....Go big or go home.
speedyforme		#6	[-]
Posts: 7500 (05/08/08 9:43 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	how dare you deny a man pleasure!
worstdog		#7	[-]
Posts: 2813 (05/08/08 9:44 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well, to begin with - I wouldn't call him 'my dh.'
bucking fitch		#8	[-]
Posts: 1005 (05/08/08 9:46 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You should have done it, and will all the windows open so everyone could hear you. That's what a good wife would do.
merkyl		#9	[-]
Posts: 52657 (05/08/08 9:47 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In his defense, he's used to his girlfriend doing that.
needpie		#10	[-]
Posts: 316 (05/08/08 9:48 AM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	you should have just given him roadhead on the way home
pie123452001		#11	[-]
Posts: 30615 (05/08/08 9:49 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And he got angry over that? Your "DH" sounds like a real catch.
Noodle		#12	[-]
Posts: 317 (05/08/08 9:50 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I was worried my ice cream might melt.
Penelope McBagpipe		#13	[-]
Posts: 1770 (05/08/08 10:03 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"Noodle" heh. I love that nic.
TobaccoRhoda		#14	[-]
Posts: 25928 (05/08/08 10:04 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He might have a brain tumor. I learned that spontaneous ill-advised behaviour is a sign. It was on the TV.
Aunt Pappy		#15	[-]
Posts: 16004 (05/08/08 10:04 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Is that what you're calling it these days?
projectile vomit dude		#16	[-]
Posts: 313 (05/08/08 10:06 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	merkyl wrote: In his defense, he's used to his girlfriend doing that. Girlfriend hell. This guy has been keeping company with prostitutes. I hope Noodle uses condoms.
Penelope McBagpipe		#17	[-]
Posts: 1771 (05/08/08 10:06 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TobaccoRhoda wrote: He might have a brain tumor. I learned that spontaneous ill-advised behaviour is a sign. It was on the TV. Also: watch for a burnt toast type smell
TobaccoRhoda		#18	[-]
Posts: 25930 (05/08/08 10:07 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Burnt toast is a stroke, not a brain tumor.
Penelope McBagpipe		#19	[-]
Posts: 1772 (05/08/08 10:08 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well there goes my medical license.
Omnipponit		#20	[-]
Posts: 4931 (05/08/08 10:11 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Did you explain that you left the strap-on at home?

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