ArchAngel is too good for this Earth. Let's ask God to take him back.
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David Archuleta Hate - My Eardrums Have Been Crushed
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 Sardonically Irreverent |
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Posts: 12857 (05/07/08 12:31 AM) Registered user |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1399 (05/07/08 12:37 AM) |
God will take him back, but after the ArchAngel has completed his duty to mankind and saved us all from our dark times...
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Sardonically Irreverent |
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Posts: 12860 (05/07/08 12:49 AM) Registered user |
I relive him of his duties.
He can flutter off now. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1400 (05/07/08 12:56 AM) |
He doesn't flutter. He walks on air.
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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Posts: 4284 (05/07/08 12:58 AM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: His loafers are plenty light enough to walk on air.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1402 (05/07/08 12:59 AM) |
I'm hoping he'll wear a kilt
so that I can look up when he's walking over us, showering us with holy manna.
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Sardonically Irreverent |
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Posts: 12863 (05/07/08 1:03 AM) Registered user |
Is 'manna' the fluid robots use to keep from rusting at the joints?
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The Infamous bLuEeYeDsOuL |
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Posts: 4286 (05/07/08 1:05 AM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: Dammit, now I'm gonna have nightmares...
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 LeeLeeRaRa |
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Posts: 154 (05/07/08 1:06 AM) |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: I hate the little tard but that just made me |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1403 (05/07/08 1:08 AM) |
SI, just open your mind and accept His love. Think of Him fondly, imagine all the people living life in peace, and fortune falls like snow flakes in your
hands. Accept His love and blessing, and you'll find enlightenment more than the mere meaning of manna.
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NeonTetra67 |
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Posts: 5071 (05/07/08 1:12 AM) Registered user |
I just finished everybody's first song. Why is this boy cunt being praised? His Stand by Me song is so safe, and so easy to sing. BO-fuckin'-RING!
Oh and are we allowed to post sexual pedo comments here? Nasty!!! |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1404 (05/07/08 1:16 AM) |
I agree about the nastiness of the sexually charged comments. We aren't even supposed to imagine the "boy cunt" of this underage lad being
praised, are we? I suggest you edit your post accordingly, NeonTetra67, before you get into trouble with the mods!
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NeonTetra67 |
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Posts: 5072 (05/07/08 1:18 AM) Registered user |
You think word cunt is a sexual word? I'm so sorry, all this time you thought people were giving you a compliment.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1405 (05/07/08 1:22 AM) |
Well, I do know that the big smile on their face is compliment enough. Some things don't have to said...
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NeonTetra67 |
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Posts: 5073 (05/07/08 1:31 AM) Registered user |
OMG..... that Love Me Tender song is so painful to watch. This is so damn boring, and FLAT!
MIDGET RETARDED HATE!!!! |
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shatjoe |
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Posts: 502 (05/07/08 2:13 AM) Hey! I kinda like it here! |
PORKCHOP HATE! GOD I HOPE HE GOES!!! |
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Sigvold |
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Posts: 7850 (05/07/08 2:25 AM) Registered User |
What a pleasant surprise to see Miss Alley Shack spreading her love and loathsome diseases in this thread!! Get Suity, CG and Cousin O to join and we can
discuss who is more the antichrist -- Tarek Saab or David Archuleta.
Did anybody ever say there is something wrong with the melody of Love Me Tender? I don't THINK soooooo -- it's simplicity makes the whole song sound more sincere and heartfelt. But Archutard HAS to fuck up what is already perfect to begin with so that he can get his moshpit-girlie-screams and give his "oh-how-I'd-fuck-you-if-my-penis-was-any-larger-than-my-bushy-pubic-hair-surrounding-it" look. The child can't interview -- he'll melt faster than Jeff Archuleta's frozen sperm in the freezer if he ever had to do an interview with Oprah, Leno, Letterman, King. Ellen would just treat him like a stolen puppy ripped from her arms by the evil SPCA. Poor David -- he knows not what awaits him when his Cuteness Factor diminishes into the negatives and suddenly he's nothing more than a question in Trivial Pursuits. |
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Undertakeress |
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Posts: 5675 (05/07/08 2:26 AM) Registered User |
Siggy, you're insulting Trivial Pursuit by putting the midget on there.
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Sigvold |
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Posts: 7851 (05/07/08 2:29 AM) Registered User |
oh sorry --
how about: When his cuteness fades, he will be nothing more than a 2 minute "Where Are They Now?" bit on VH1's "Top 10,000 Former Cutie Patooties Jamboree," which airs once in the middle of the night on New Year's Eve and never again. |
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Undertakeress |
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Posts: 5676 (05/07/08 2:49 AM) Registered User |
Good, but..uh, since when is he cute?
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