Carrie Underwood to Release New Album October 23!

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ILovegreeneyes		#3161	[-]
Posts: 4746 (05/05/08 10:21 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	who wants to take a guess at how many dicks Carrie's had to suck since landing on Idol? She clearly sucked Simon Cowel's dick early on in the competition... probably Randy's too for good measure... Ryan too.. everyone knows she was sucking Anthony's dick during the competition...some said Bo too but he has too much class to let a skank like that near him... She certainly has been sucking Simon Fuller's dick for the past 2+ years I'm sure she's sucked Roman white's dick at least 5 times (or however many videos he's done for her) She sucked Tony Romo for sure and then got dumped for Jessica She probably tried to suck Chace but ya know how that goes...while she certainly looks tranny sometimes he couldn't rise to the challenge since he's gay and all.. she did say she watches her protein intake while she's working out... I'm sure they've provided plenty for her which assisted in her massive weight loss
latingrl2005		#3162	[-]
Posts: 2375 (05/05/08 10:22 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
grumpypuppy		#3163	[-]
Posts: 1443 (05/05/08 10:52 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How long has it been since Kelly bared her midriff in public?
MakePaulaCry		#3164	[-]
Posts: 1031 (05/05/08 10:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Nah, if you are bulemic, your won't have energy to put on concerts mostly every night. You're surely quite a moron. Karen Carpenter (if your tweentarded fat ass even knows who this is) battled an eating disorder for years until she died and she still put on MANY concerts you fuckin moron.
Shyster		#3165	[-]
Posts: 783 (05/05/08 11:23 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think the current Yelly thread title is more than appropriate. But that's just little ol' me. Here is the stiff Farmbot performing at Stagecoach
Shyster		#3166	[-]
Posts: 784 (05/05/08 11:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I don't call standing in front of a piano played by her brother and singing songs that make you sleep "high energy" concerts. Please bitch. MakePaulaCry wrote: Nah, if you are bulemic, your won't have energy to put on concerts mostly every night. You're surely quite a moron. Karen Carpenter (if your tweentarded fat ass even knows who this is) battled an eating disorder for years until she died and she still put on MANY concerts you fuckin moron.
borules		#3167	[-]
Posts: 1076 (05/05/08 11:30 PM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ILovegreeneyes wrote: who wants to take a guess at how many dicks Carrie's had to suck since landing on Idol? She clearly sucked Simon Cowel's dick early on in the competition... probably Randy's too for good measure... Ryan too.. everyone knows she was sucking Anthony's dick during the competition...some said Bo too but he has too much class to let a skank like that near him... She certainly has been sucking Simon Fuller's dick for the past 2+ years I'm sure she's sucked Roman white's dick at least 5 times (or however many videos he's done for her) She sucked Tony Romo for sure and then got dumped for Jessica She probably tried to suck Chace but ya know how that goes...while she certainly looks tranny sometimes he couldn't rise to the challenge since he's gay and all.. she did say she watches her protein intake while she's working out... I'm sure they've provided plenty for her which assisted in her massive weight loss Good Post. No way Bo would stoop to that level. BTW, Obama is in serious trouble (sorry, had to say it).
borules		#3168	[-]
Posts: 1077 (05/05/08 11:32 PM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shyster wrote: I think the current Yelly thread title is more than appropriate. But that's just little ol' me. Here is the stiff Farmbot performing at Stagecoach � Her dancing reminds me of the old Rick Astley videos. The arm movement and everything. If you want to see real performing, tune in Weds. at 9 EST.
Shyster		#3169	[-]
Posts: 785 (05/05/08 11:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You fucking dumbass, don't even try the Kelly theory. I think Kelly had to suck some major dick to get people to even play or produce her latest shitty album. Kelbots know all about sucking dick? Suprisingly since all are either lezbos or by the looks of most male idol auditioners who declare their love for Yelly, pretty gay. ILovegreeneyes wrote: who wants to take a guess at how many dicks Carrie's had to suck since landing on Idol? She clearly sucked Simon Cowel's dick early on in the competition... probably Randy's too for good measure... Ryan too.. everyone knows she was sucking Anthony's dick during the competition...some said Bo too but he has too much class to let a skank like that near him... She certainly has been sucking Simon Fuller's dick for the past 2+ years I'm sure she's sucked Roman white's dick at least 5 times (or however many videos he's done for her) She sucked Tony Romo for sure and then got dumped for Jessica She probably tried to suck Chace but ya know how that goes...while she certainly looks tranny sometimes he couldn't rise to the challenge since he's gay and all.. she did say she watches her protein intake while she's working out... I'm sure they've provided plenty for her which assisted in her massive weight loss
borules		#3170	[-]
Posts: 1078 (05/05/08 11:37 PM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shyster wrote: You fucking dumbass, don't even try the Kelly theory. I think Kelly had to suck some major dick to get people to even play or produce her latest shitty album. Kelbots know all about sucking dick? Suprisingly since all are either lezbos or by the looks of most male idol auditioners who declare their love for Yelly, pretty gay. ILovegreeneyes wrote: who wants to take a guess at how many dicks Carrie's had to suck since landing on Idol? She clearly sucked Simon Cowel's dick early on in the competition... probably Randy's too for good measure... Ryan too.. everyone knows she was sucking Anthony's dick during the competition...some said Bo too but he has too much class to let a skank like that near him... She certainly has been sucking Simon Fuller's dick for the past 2+ years I'm sure she's sucked Roman white's dick at least 5 times (or however many videos he's done for her) She sucked Tony Romo for sure and then got dumped for Jessica She probably tried to suck Chace but ya know how that goes...while she certainly looks tranny sometimes he couldn't rise to the challenge since he's gay and all.. she did say she watches her protein intake while she's working out... I'm sure they've provided plenty for her which assisted in her massive weight loss Relax now, it's all good clean fun. I do agree w/ you that Kelly has some serious gay fans. However, those fans tend to stick around like Cher's fans and Bette Midler's.
fannypackwearer		#3171	[-]
Posts: 536 (05/06/08 2:05 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ILovegreeneyes wrote: who wants to take a guess at how many dicks Carrie's had to suck since landing on Idol? She clearly sucked Simon Cowel's dick early on in the competition... probably Randy's too for good measure... Ryan too.. everyone knows she was sucking Anthony's dick during the competition...some said Bo too but he has too much class to let a skank like that near him... She certainly has been sucking Simon Fuller's dick for the past 2+ years I'm sure she's sucked Roman white's dick at least 5 times (or however many videos he's done for her) She sucked Tony Romo for sure and then got dumped for Jessica She probably tried to suck Chace but ya know how that goes...while she certainly looks tranny sometimes he couldn't rise to the challenge since he's gay and all.. she did say she watches her protein intake while she's working out... I'm sure they've provided plenty for her which assisted in her massive weight loss ewwww at Romans dick...lmao!!!
ILovegreeneyes		#3172	[-]
Posts: 4749 (05/06/08 6:30 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shyster wrote: You fucking dumbass, don't even try the Kelly theory. I think Kelly had to suck some major dick to get people to even play or produce her latest shitty album. Kelbots know all about sucking dick? Suprisingly since all are either lezbos or by the looks of most male idol auditioners who declare their love for Yelly, pretty gay. c'mon now Shyster can't you keep up? Kelly is a dyke...dyke's don't suck dick... Carrie was a pudgy farmgirl when she auditioned for Idol... Carrie was a sorority sister when she auditioned for Idol... who do you think, percentage wise, gives the most blow jobs? farm girls and sorority sisters... Carrie had both categories covered... and color me confused with your logic... if you're a female and you love Kelly you're a lezbo..if you a male and love Kelly you're gay.... I guess that means if you love Carrie you're a dick sucking, farm animal fucking red neck huh?
Dictatorship		#3173	[-]
Posts: 2477 (05/06/08 9:48 AM) Crying my eyes out and shaking so much :( Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shannon, you seriously are the most bitter, redneck bitch I've ever seen. All you ever do is slam Carrie for inane delusions you come up with, yet you always declare that you are a fan. Shut the fuck up.
ILovegreeneyes		#3174	[-]
Posts: 4751 (05/06/08 9:58 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shyster wrote: Will Bo appear on IDOL in some capacity other than "seat filler" in the future? from way back in summer 07... I guess the answer to Shyster's question is YES, Bo will appear on Idol as more than a seat filler.... I think it's very interesting that carrie's sales for this CD are pretty sucky when compared to Some Hearts and she hasn't appeared on Idol except for IGB... no promotion of Carnival Ride at all... and her sales are barely above 2 million after 6 months... no promo on Idol from Carrie = less than steller sales for her sophmore CD... no promo on Idol from Kelly = sophmore CD that sold almost 6 million copies It's clear that Carrie needs Idol to keep her sales high... Shannon, you seriously are the most bitter, redneck bitch I've ever seen. All you ever do is slam Carrie for inane delusions you come up with, yet you always declare that you are a fan. Shut the fuck up. fuck off dictator... this isn't a fanboard I can slam Carrie all day every day if I want.. stop being a fantard and just get used to it. oh and btw... I can be a fan and still slam her just ask fcuk...he slams Kelly constantly and still claims to be a fan eta: I'm not a redneck I'm a lezbo fuck get it right will ya? Last Edited By: ILovegreeneyes 05/06/08 10:01 AM. Edited 1 times.
latingrl2005		#3175	[-]
Posts: 2381 (05/06/08 10:02 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	http://www.ocregister.com/articles/stagecoach-tim-mcgraw-2034262-big-rich?slideshow=1 Carrie Underwood, on the other hand, didn't fare as well as initially expected. She looked great, coming out in a pair of short black shorts and black knee-high boots - she was definitely selling her sex appeal and the crowd was totally buying. She started strong with "Flat on the Floor" and the girl-power ballad "Wasted" but seemed to lose herself somewhere mid-set. The party atmosphere created by Wilson and Big & Rich slowly slipped away as Underwood's performance crawled from one slow song to another. It seemed the only slow song people were really into was "Jesus, Take the Wheel." The restless crowd started to wander for food and more drinks, not really paying attention to what Underwood was doing until the first few chords of Guns N' Roses' "Paradise City." Gotta hand it to her: It sounded amazing - better than Axl Rose, although everyone sings that song better than Axl now. The stellar closer "Before He Cheats" was also stellar - and almost overcame the 20 minutes of snooze that preceded it.
Tigershere		#3176	[-]
Posts: 3615 (05/06/08 11:29 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	redneck I'm a lezbo fuck get it right will ya? That answers the Kelly fixation
Tigershere		#3177	[-]
Posts: 3616 (05/06/08 11:34 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ILovegreeneyes wrote: who wants to take a guess at how many dicks Carrie's had to suck since landing on Idol? She clearly sucked Simon Cowel's dick early on in the competition... probably Randy's too for good measure... Ryan too.. everyone knows she was sucking Anthony's dick during the competition...some said Bo too but he has too much class to let a skank like that near him... She certainly has been sucking Simon Fuller's dick for the past 2+ years I'm sure she's sucked Roman white's dick at least 5 times (or however many videos he's done for her) She sucked Tony Romo for sure and then got dumped for Jessica She probably tried to suck Chace but ya know how that goes...while she certainly looks tranny sometimes he couldn't rise to the challenge since he's gay and all.. she did say she watches her protein intake while she's working out... I'm sure they've provided plenty for her which assisted in her massive weight loss You know that is all BS and the problem is that you need some dick or go ahead and admit you're in love with Carrie The hardest thing is admitting it ya know. Is it the betrayal to kelly to have such deep lust for Carrie what drives this 'hate' lolool fuck this I need to get some work done yet it is nice to see you showed your true colors in that post
ILovegreeneyes		#3178	[-]
Posts: 4754 (05/06/08 11:56 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	bitch please Carrie is nothing but a cum guzzlin whore and she could never compare to Kelly, vocally or personality wise. I think you're the one who has a fixation for Kelly not me for Carrie since my current hate is spurred on by you, not Carrie herself.
Tigershere		#3179	[-]
Posts: 3618 (05/06/08 12:19 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I already pointed out my thread title changes were due to you three or so coming to the Carrie thread to bash, over and over and over. Lunch is over, back to work for me. Carries current tour to the one 9 months ago by Kelly......source rolling stone Turmoil continues to rock the Kelly Clarkson camp! Earlier this week Clarkson fired her manager; today we find out that the pop star has shelved her entire summer tour due to poor ticket sales. Check out the press release after the jump. KELLY CLARKSON TOUR SHELVED…FOR NOW Plans for Kelly Clarkson's summer tour have been shelved for now as the singer and her team re-evaluate her show's size and scope - a decision made even more difficult by the impending release of her album, "My December." "It is mind blowing when you stop to think about what Kelly Clarkson has achieved during her young career," said Michael Rapino, CEO of LiveNation. "But ticket sales have not been what we anticipated and we came to the realization that we had bit off more than we could chew. In the end, we are in the Kelly Clarkson business and for that reason we believe that this decision will only benefit her and her fans in the long run." "Kelly is a spectacular artist and an incredible performer who undoubtedly has what it takes to sustain a long and prosperous career," added Gregg Perloff, CEO of Another Planet Entertainment. "The day when she will play in sold-out arenas is, no doubt, coming, but for now her fans should look forward to seeing her in a more intimate concert environment. Kelly deserves a tremendous amount of praise for her courage in not only being a part of, but in supporting, this difficult decision." Tickets for the tour can be refunded at the point of purchase. In addition, as future concert dates become available, current ticket holders will be invited via email, mail or phone notification, to purchase tickets through an exclusive presale, which will take place prior to the general on sale date for each concert. Photo: Gallay/Getty
Tigershere		#3180	[-]
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