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Posts: 1319 (04/20/08 10:08 AM) |
Why on earth would I want to attend Gay Day? It's not as if those guys will be interested in a hot girl like moi.
Plus, all that leather and sticky restroom floors scare me. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7804 (04/20/08 5:18 PM) Registered User |
Darling, EVERY day at Disneyland is Gay Day. Don't you know the real reason Captain Hook is after Peter Pan?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1320 (04/20/08 5:28 PM) |
Er... because he was mad that he lost a hand to that crocodile?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7805 (04/20/08 9:10 PM) Registered User |
That's what he wanted you to think. He lost it when fisting Peter really hard, so hard it went back up his digestive tract the back way, and when his hand
came popping out of Peter's Mouth, PETER was the one who really bit it off. Hook later made up the story about the crocodile as to save face with the
other, He-Man pirates.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1321 (04/20/08 10:09 PM) |
Do I even dare to ask why Peter would want to bite Hook's shit-stained hand at that point?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7806 (04/20/08 10:38 PM) Registered User |
He was told to create a serious new fetish by a fairy he was aquainted with: Kinkerbell.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1322 (04/20/08 11:20 PM) |
Boy, am I glad I passed on the opportunity to read your novels-in-progress, Suity.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7808 (04/20/08 11:47 PM) Registered User |
How about my book of original poems?
There was an old whore named Miss Alley Who got paid to go down on each tally Down on them she went And got paid one red cent A legend like Sandpaper Sally |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1323 (04/21/08 12:36 AM) |
Taking that one poem you constantly reuse for all your teachers and female relatives on rest room doors and replacing their names with my name are hardly what
I'd consider "original".
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7810 (04/21/08 12:41 AM) Registered User |
On the board Survivor Sucks
Who's holding the record for fucks Miss Alley BJs On knees like she prays Then swallows cum til she upchucks |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1324 (04/21/08 1:44 AM) |
How nice of you to concede defeat to me, despite the fact that we both know you have me beaten by far due to you having a head start of 30+ years in life. Not
everyone could have inspired the creation of the banana split.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7811 (04/21/08 2:14 AM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack is without doubt
What being a slut is about She bangs and she bangs On hundreds of wangs No wonder her twat is stretched out |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1325 (04/21/08 4:22 AM) |
Call it a hunch, but I doubt you will be getting many, if any, fans for your poetry.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7812 (04/21/08 11:23 AM) Registered User |
Would you rock her like a boat?
Would you rather fuck a goat? Would you fuck her here or there? Fight through her gnarled pubic hair? She does her best work on her back, You bet! She's Miss Alley Shack!!! |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1326 (04/21/08 5:45 PM) |
I can actually set that last one to the tune of the verse of Joan Osbourne's One Of Us. Creepy.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7813 (04/21/08 5:51 PM) Registered User |
(Haiku Time)
Miss Alley is Nude She grinds on men's laps all day My God she's a slut The wind blows upwards Scent of ocean and dead fish Miss Alley should douche Miss Alley sucks cock Sir Will you pay ten more cents Then she will swallow |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1327 (04/21/08 7:46 PM) |
Stop applying the going rates from your time to me. Time has passed. It now costs fifty bucks instead of ten cents.
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 12148 (04/21/08 8:14 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Can I get an uffda from the audience!
UFFDA! UFFDA!!!! UFFDA!!!!! |
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Meow All Day Long |
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Posts: 91 (05/04/08 10:09 PM) Registered user |
Remember when this thread was about my slutty stock reports?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7879 (05/04/08 11:18 PM) Registered User |
Remember when this board was about The Apprentice?
And where has your buddy Derek been? Did he find another place where he is famous to go to? |
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