One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came
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One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub
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One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub in all da
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One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub in all da
ghettofabulous gay bars
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One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub in all da
ghettofabulous gay bars where he saw
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Posts: 2493 (05/04/08 11:15 PM) Registered user |
One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub in all da
ghettofabulous gay bars where he saw many wondrous things.
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SmrtAss |
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One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub in all da
ghettofabulous gay bars where he saw many wondrous things, including Stedman's bare
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One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub in all da
ghettofabulous gay bars where he saw many wondrous things, including Stedman's bare-chested lumberjack bodyguard
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Posts: 2654 (05/05/08 5:13 AM) Registered user |
One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub in all da
ghettofabulous gay bars where he saw many wondrous things, including Stedman's bare-chested lumberjack bodyguard with a nine
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Posts: 6782 (05/05/08 6:41 AM) Registered user |
One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub in all da
ghettofabulous gay bars where he saw many wondrous things, including Stedman's bare-chested lumberjack bodyguard with a nine inch long screwdriver
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Posts: 962 (05/05/08 8:22 AM) Registered user |
One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub in all da
ghettofabulous gay bars where he saw many wondrous things, including Stedman's bare-chested lumberjack bodyguard with a nine inch long screwdriver. I
wasn't too
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Posts: 14478 (05/05/08 8:33 AM) Registered user |
One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub in all da
ghettofabulous gay bars where he saw many wondrous things, including Stedman's bare-chested lumberjack bodyguard with a nine inch long screwdriver. I
wasn't too thick to stick
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One day a girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you
like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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Posts: 17930 (05/05/08 8:46 AM) Registered User |
One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub in all da
ghettofabulous gay bars where he saw many wondrous things, including Stedman's bare-chested lumberjack bodyguard with a nine inch long screwdriver. I
wasn't too thick to stick One day a girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,
"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your
ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Just then a
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Posts: 2656 (05/05/08 5:03 PM) Registered user |
One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub in all da
ghettofabulous gay bars where he saw many wondrous things, including Stedman's bare-chested lumberjack bodyguard with a nine inch long screwdriver. I
wasn't too thick to stick Jesus juice in
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Posts: 3283 (05/05/08 6:16 PM) Registered User |
One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another. My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub in all da ghettofabulous gay bars where he saw many wondrous things, including Stedman's bare-chested lumberjack bodyguard with a nine inch long screwdriver. I wasn't too thick to stick Jesus juice in the blender. Amen. |
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Posts: 2660 (05/05/08 6:21 PM) Registered user |
One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub in all da
ghettofabulous gay bars where he saw many wondrous things, including Stedman's bare-chested lumberjack bodyguard with a nine inch long screwdriver. I
wasn't too thick to stick Jesus juice in the blender. Amen.
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Posts: 2112 (05/05/08 7:41 PM) Registered User |
One day long was the extent of this story, until Merkyl arrived, then suddenly died a bleak death. OT celebrated by killing this thread and starting another.
My rectal exam reminded me about the old man who touched me on my bunghole in the dark streets of Chicago. Barack Obama came wookin pa nub in all da
ghettofabulous gay bars where he saw many wondrous things, including Stedman's bare-chested lumberjack bodyguard with a nine inch long screwdriver. I
wasn't too thick to stick Jesus juice in the blender. Amen.
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