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Wan & Chung's TAR: The COMPLETE First Season!
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 Katsuya |
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Posts: 1425 (05/03/08 9:47 AM) Registered user |
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oh ehm gee |
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Posts: 549 (05/03/08 10:32 AM) |
Thanks, Kat.
Ax: <So...what are we doing?> Tobias: <Praying that the leg goes by really quickly or the Yuku magician comes.> Ax: <I see. And are we villains now?> Tobias: <Looks like it. Hopefully like Andy/Laura or BQs vol. 1 or Guido vol. 1 rather than Aaron/Arianne or the Weevils.> |
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Funkey 01 |
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Posts: 1257 (05/03/08 11:03 AM) |
Kat, I'm going to go ahead and apologize to you right now.
I've got way too many things that have to get done today and tomorrow, have a doctor's appointment in a few hours, and will have to work during tomorrow's leg. I'm not going to be able to show up today. Sorry. Marvin: Harry, I'm really not feeling well. Harry: Is it the trauma over the mormons. Marvin: That, and I feel I've lost my desire to live. Harry: Come on Marvin. Cheer up. Um.... what is that?! Marvin: *Pulls gun out of coat* Get back, Harry... You don't need to be involved. But I'm going to end things. Harry: NO DON'T! We're still going to win this race! Marvin: *Shoots self* Harry: Marvin!!! *calls ambulance* Medic: *arrives* Well he's not dead yet, but we've got to rush him to the hospital. Harry: But if we go to the hospital, we'll miss the next leg of the Amazing Race! Medic: Where's your priorities! Harry: True. *Rushes to hospital with bleeding Marvin* |
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Katsuya |
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Posts: 1427 (05/03/08 11:45 AM) Registered user |
Okay, everybody else's money adds up (ueber, you're money was correct after the last totalling you did)
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oh ehm gee |
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Posts: 550 (05/03/08 11:47 AM) |
Tobias: <Thank you Jesus.>
Ax <I thought you weren't going to be one of those overbearing religious types.> Tobias: <Well, our asses are saved during birthday weekend! I wish to celebrate...possibly with Coral.> Ax: <But isn't this when Rachel died?*> Tobias: <True, but I think that life's too short to dwell (obviously faking it).> Ax: <I see...> * It seriously is. OMG: Sorry about that, Funkey. It's about now when I should say that I probably won't be able to make tomorrow's leg either - various birthday celebrations that I held off today are going to be held tomorrow, so...yeah. I'll kick a puppy or something in Wan and Chung's honor. EDIT: 5 Euro? Damn. Hopefully we get cashed up this leg, or that it's a leg with begging involved. |
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Kitty Pryde1 |
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Posts: 3891 (05/03/08 11:49 AM) |
Gil: *examines the ground around where Marvin shot himself*
Katherine: I'm so glad Lindsey wasn't around to see that. Gil: We'll have to figure out what happened here. Katherine: We know what happened here. The skinny guy shot himself. Gil: Unless...that's what the killer WANTS us to believe. Katherine: Uh. Gil: Kat, it's our duty as forensic scientists to figure out who killed that guy. He deserves peace. Katherine: But he shot himself. Gil: We have no proof of that. Katherine: We SAW him do it! Gil: But what if our eyes were playing tricks on us. Katherine: *exasperated sigh* He's not even dead! He shot himself in the foot! Gil: *ignores her* We've got a job to do, Kat. Katherine: *smacks him upside the head* No. We have a race to win. For MY DAUGHTER! |
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Dan Down Under |
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Posts: 2288 (05/03/08 11:50 AM) Registered user |
Dan is tired. Dan is angry. Dan has just done a 16 hour bar shift because the fucking gamer didn't show up. Dan smash.
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Nimberlane |
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Posts: 1818 (05/03/08 11:52 AM) |
Opening Confessional
Katie: You know Coral, I don't want to remain a reality TV star the rest of my life. Coral: Yeah? Katie: I want to get married, have a little girl, and become an attorney... Then after many, many arguments my husband and I seperate and I take my daughter to Hartford, Conneticut where my mother will be living as a widower with my gifted brother. Once there I become a judge for the city's family court and try to somehow survive the crazy things the universe throws at me. Coral: ...Katie... that is the exact same plot as Judging Amy. Katie: What? Coral: Judging Amy... a show that ran for six season on CBS. Katie: ....Huh? Coral: Here. Katie: ...DAMNIT. You are such a killjoy. Coral: Yeah. |
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Level 5 |
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Posts: 1607 (05/03/08 11:53 AM) Registered user |
Opening Confessional Tyra: I think people can tell by now that we're out to win the race. Janice: Yeah, we've been indiscriminately owning these bitches left and right. We have the highest average placing of any team here, right? Tyra: That's right, but I can't help but feel that we're losing sight of what's really important in the world - modelling. Janice: It's true, modelling makes the world go round. I mean, just think of all the wonderful, expensive products you can't afford that you wouldn't know about if it weren't for models. Tyra: Think of all the girls who would coast through life without ever feeling bad about their bodies. Janice: Hell, they probably wouldn't even suffer any eating disorders. Just thinking of a world like that disgusts me. Tyra: So we've got to go out today with our peels, ready not only to whoop these punk-ass teams, but also to find some hot girls who can give a fierce pose. Janice: Who knows, we might be able to build up a mindless army of model skanks to help dispose of our competition along the way. |
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Kitty Pryde1 |
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Posts: 3892 (05/03/08 11:56 AM) |
Opening Confessional:
Gil: After the debacle of solving Marvin's death... Katherine: He's not dead! Gil: Katherine and I have realized that we're a pretty strong team, even when she's drugged. Katherine: Hell, he's probably eating ice cream in a hospital right now! Wait...drugged? Gil: I had to call in some favors with the ant kingom to get us the win yesterday, but fortunately, I've got a lot of other friends in the insect world. Katherine: Did you just say you DRUGGED ME?! Gil: Huh? What are you talking about? Katherine: *looks at him suspiciously* If it wasn't for the fact that Lindsey will be watching this show, I would beat you down. Gil: Noted. |
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NickF227 |
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Posts: 2496 (05/03/08 11:58 AM) |
OMFG I totally forgot this is starting now.
Collete: I'm super pissed right now. Celeste just needs to stop. Celeste: It's not my fault this is the only way I express myself. Collete: Well, it gets REALLY annoying and I'd appreciate it. Celeste: Whatever. |
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Katsuya |
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Posts: 1428 (05/03/08 12:00 PM) Registered user |
ROUTE INFO: "After that I didn't develop the films. I keep them closed because I knew that if I develop them, someone can report me to the Shin Bet." Post *We are going to (Hometown), (Country)*! 1st Gil & Katharine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 2nd Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) 3rd Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) 4th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) 5th Cinnamon & Lars / Lovers (ueberaffengeil) 6th Celeste & Collete / Twin Sisters (NickF227) 7th Ignatius & Isabella / Long-Distance Dating (Dan Down Under) 8th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) 9th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 10th JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) |
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yope3041 |
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Posts: 415 (05/03/08 12:00 PM) |
Opening Confessional:
JP: Okay so we're ready to move past yesterday's debacle. Steve: We refuse to give up and we most certainly need to survive this round. JP: Yes of course. Steve: Fortunately my hair is perfectly fine. JP: And I'm as ready as I would be if I had a press conference. |
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maximillian |
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Posts: 908 (05/03/08 12:00 PM) |
Opening Confessional
Cynthia: Two legs passed and things are going downhill for Melanie & Cynthia. Melanie: I DID NOT blow a guy who has a wife and kids with him but happened to stay outside! Believe me, Cee. Cynthia: That's okay, Mel. Let bygones be bygones. Leg three's in and we're out to win again. Melanie: Oh well, I think the race is totally ruining the element we're used to bit by bit. One thing that probably changes is our diet. Cynthia: Oh yes, we HAVE to eat those economy-class trash on plane! I'm a flight attendant for Goodness' sake! I deserve to eat caviar and champagne! Melanie: And it's taking its toll now, see, Cee. Cynthia: OMG I'm like 100 POUNDS fatter! I have to get rid of those flabby weight! |
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NickF227 |
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Posts: 2497 (05/03/08 12:01 PM) |
We are going to Marakech, Morocco.
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Dan Down Under |
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Posts: 2289 (05/03/08 12:01 PM) Registered user |
Isabella: *We are going to Marakech, Morocco!*
Ignatius: It's great to know you can't think for yourself. Isabella: Oh shut the fucking hell up. |
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Nimberlane |
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Posts: 1819 (05/03/08 12:01 PM) |
*We are going to Marrakech, Morocco*
Coral: Wow. Katie: I have no opinion whatsoever. Coral: Same. Katie: Maybe they have beer? Coral: Here's hoping. |
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Level 5 |
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Posts: 1608 (05/03/08 12:01 PM) Registered user |
*We are going to Marrakech, Morocco!*
Tyra: And we even spelt it right! Janice: Yeah, damn straight you illiterate little pigs. |
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maximillian |
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Posts: 909 (05/03/08 12:01 PM) |
*We are going to Marrakech, Morocco*!
Cynthia: EW! Africa! Gross! MElanie: It's northern Africa to be concise. Plus it's a good thing since you'll eat less food and I'll be totally prohibited to having sex. |
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Kitty Pryde1 |
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Posts: 3893 (05/03/08 12:02 PM) |
*We are going to Marrakech, Morocco!*
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