So was my couch. I love my couch. I'd fuck my couch. My couch kicks ass. I'd totally go down on my couch and...
You know, maybe sharing time is over.
You know, maybe sharing time is over.
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Straight dudes. HEATHER LOCKLEAR. Would you hit it?
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Bonestripper |
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Posts: 518 (04/28/08 6:05 PM) |
BUT SHE WAS RECENTLY REUPHOLSTERED!!!Still wont bring back that new car smell. We are realy talking about pussy right? |
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Posts: 4190 (04/28/08 6:07 PM) Registered User |
I was talking about general, all over upholstery. But if she went to a good doctor, I bet he threw in a refurbished 'giney too.
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 1355 (04/28/08 6:07 PM) Registered User |
You've got to love pussy that smells like a new car...
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love like a bomb |
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Posts: 3884 (04/28/08 6:50 PM) Registered user |
Nope. Not even if I was being paid $10,000,000 up front to do the deed.
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 1356 (04/28/08 8:37 PM) Registered User |
He said a straight guy, any guy who wouldn't bang a butterface, especially for $10m, really wants the cock.
Either that, or you're fucking retarded. |
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Posts: 11071 (04/28/08 8:41 PM) Registered user |
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Charming Nemesis |
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Posts: 2654 (04/28/08 8:50 PM) |
Meh, they all look the same from behind.
Actually, they don't. RE: Bernie's thread. |
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Posts: 1072 (04/28/08 8:53 PM) |
From Wiki: "Locklear has dated Tom Cruise and Scott Baio... was married to Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee... married Richie Sambora"
Seeing the collection of scummy guys she's associated herself with, I think I'd pass. |
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Posts: 975 (04/28/08 9:30 PM) |
OuijaBroad.....you & heather look alike. HAWT!
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Seraphaem |
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Posts: 389 (04/28/08 10:20 PM) |
Would any of you hit this knowing there's a strong possibility it would hit back?
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pussycow |
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Posts: 2058 (04/28/08 10:29 PM) |
^ that shit will rip your dick off!
As for the original question: uhh....yeah |
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Energy Dome |
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Posts: 136 (04/28/08 10:37 PM) |
TequilaVaquero wrote: Or like that pine tree air freshener. |
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Posts: 2003 (04/28/08 11:37 PM) Registered user |
I have never found Heather Locklear attractive. She always came off as plastic and nasty, even in her Dynasty days.
Most rock chicks repulse me. |
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Posts: 529 (04/29/08 5:24 AM) |
Wow, that does not look like her at all. I wish these woman would lay of the plastic surgery, aging naturally looks so much better than plastic face.... you
think they would learn.
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Posts: 5975 (04/29/08 7:16 AM) Registered user |
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Posts: 8314 (04/29/08 8:35 AM) Registered user |
I second Atypical male's comment. Anyone who did remotely sexual with Tommy Lee will be written off. Tom Cruise is another big minus, too.
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Zzunk |
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Posts: 3288 (04/29/08 8:54 AM) Registered User |
I think the worse part of screwing Heather would be the potential humiliation if she compares yours to Tommy's
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Posts: 1874 (04/29/08 9:07 AM) Registered User |
Yes,
and, Yes again. |
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Posts: 11074 (04/29/08 9:08 AM) Registered user |
Sera, is this for real?
Holy fuck! That's about all I can say. |
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