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Aidan, what exactly would the Secretary of Veterans Affairs do?
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AidanAcello |
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As Secretary of Veterans Affairs, I will act as principal advocate for the veterans of Clubs That Suck, making sure they are provided with a nationwide system of health care services, benefits programs, national cemetaries, and a steady supply of kudos. When our veterans come home from the War against OTerror, it is only right that they are given their due. |
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yahdoo |
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CAN I BE THE OFFICIAL HEAD OF STALKING?? Pretty Please??
Luvies SUPAMNEO |
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Zesty66 |
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Paris Hilton wrote:
Yay, Thankyou! I will let you know if they fight...Tinkerbell has had her eyes on Tokyo's neck recently.. |
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Paris Hilton |
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You got the job Aidan!
SUP, doesnt that seem a bit dangerous? |
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AidanAcello |
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Thx, Madame President!!
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MadhackMix |
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Thanks Paris, I will take my office seriusly, but have no idea where to start because I didn't expect it.
I'd start by asking who would like to be a spy, but then those few OT spies who are allowed by their evil dictator TC to leave their home [unlike the poor average OT citizen] and watch the other boards such as this one would know who our spies are. So I guess I'm going to need presidential orders huh? |
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Paris Hilton |
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I guess all spy activity must be done in private then.
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yahdoo |
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Oh dont worry Prez, its no danger to me
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solesurvivor01 |
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Oh wow, I haven't seen this thread yet. Well, as the head of the Treasury, I hereby sanction twenty billion dollars to start our war against the
OTerrorists. GIAA has the right idea in terms of what to do to those nut jobs, though I would also like to suggest that we invade their threads by spreading
the good values of CTS. Furthermore, it would be great if we rose enough awareness of OTerrorism within CTS, so we would have even more support
As the event coordinator, may I suggest that we institute daily prayer in the Church of Jonathan Christ and then some to the CirieGoddess. This would call for immediate bumpage of The Church of Jonathan Christ, and it would also require traversing into Sucks to post in/pray in CirieGoddess' lurve thread. For that, Madame President, you may require the assistance, advice, or consulting of NC, the head of inter-forum affairs. Please do consider some of these ideas to strengthen your regime and defeat OTerrorism. |
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Alffmix |
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solesurvivor01 wrote: FIXED |
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Dyke Cruser |
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Can I be the official stalker of the official head of stalking?
*worships a lock of SUP's beautiful afrikaner hair* |
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GodIsAnAtheist |
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SS1 has a great understanding of the stakes with which we are dealing here. The OTerrorists are allowed to run rampant without any sort of control in place to
make sure these lunatics don't destroy our society and our way of life.
I would advocate to Madam President Hilton that we create a CTS CIA to begin fighting back on an intelligence level in addition to mobilizing troops and begin moving them into proximity with where the OTerrorists are known to habitate. |
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Madhackrviper |
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GodIsAnAtheist wrote: You didn't notice my job? I feel so ignored
Anyway, anyone who wants to be a spy... PM me in the dark of night or something
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edgein23 |
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There is a war going on and we must focus. No way should this thread be on page 2.
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SonOfAbraxas |
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I should be the Big Brother Forum Official Representative, of course.
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Paris Hilton |
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I would never say no to a mod.
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SonOfAbraxas |
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Good Paris.
You might be Prez, but Me > You. =P jk! Love ya! |
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OnlyMatthew |
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Where can I apply for citizenship???
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Paris Hilton |
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Oh, that reminds me I need to appoint someone to be in charge of Citizen Records.
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