So .... I am a father! (In sperm only) ....

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Mister Yuck		#101	[-]
Posts: 2618 (04/23/08 7:08 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	@ this thread
Trixie Delight		#102	[-]
Posts: 23968 (04/23/08 7:10 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I only read the previous page. Is the rest as funny?
Mister Yuck		#103	[-]
Posts: 2619 (04/23/08 7:14 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	yes
Foobarb		#104	[-]
Posts: 3873 (04/23/08 7:20 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	At least I married the bitch.
Baby Please		#105	[-]
Posts: 3220 (04/23/08 7:28 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	why does he keep calling it his child? oh and He seems a wee bit retarded.
Mister Yuck		#106	[-]
Posts: 2622 (04/23/08 7:30 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Can I count on any social security from this kid?
PennyMontana		#107	[-]
Posts: 2117 (04/23/08 7:32 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	squashthebeef wrote: You become a father by staying awake countless nights being splattered with curdled breastmilk puke and diarhea while bouncing on the balls of your feet until your calves sieze up, grabbing a quick shower, going to work, and coming home to do it again, not by ejaculating. you = not a father No.... that is how you become a daddy. Most men can become fathers. As a parent of a child that was unable to come into our lives in the regular fashion (he was adopted), I applaud you for you selflessness. Now comes the really hard part. You must respect the wishes of the baby's parents. That means your mother will not be able to see the child unless it is the wishes of the parents. But they would be smart to include her if for no other reason for a health history of the childs paternal side.
Jakob Speed		#108	[-]
Posts: 641 (04/23/08 9:42 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ah tahke gooder care o' mah sperm creations than y'all.
The Purple Parrot		#109	[-]
Posts: 5307 (04/23/08 9:48 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Eye is a big stupid poophead!
candi7of9		#110	[-]
Posts: 802 (04/23/08 11:05 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Just assumed it would be a girl. Just didn't think I would have a son. And as bad as it may sound, I'm happy I had a boy. Just surprised. WTF.....why would you "assume" it would be a girl? Because a lesbian birthed it from the sperm of a homo? Rly?
Lamont and Ray		#111	[-]
Posts: 3243 (04/23/08 12:06 PM) AI Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I still think he's in for trouble... calling the child "his son" -- when he also says he signed away the rights. He can't have it both ways.
Hamdingers		#112	[-]
Posts: 5823 (04/23/08 12:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	HaroldBalzaccio wrote: EyeSlid3r wrote: LOL @ BB ... Guess I should have posted this in the "day" crew. Thought there would be more "outrage" .... I doubt they'd give any more of a shit than the night people. Bingo.
ag		#113	[-]
Posts: 4704 (04/23/08 12:17 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	congrats young man
Eurytol		#114	[-]
Posts: 1362 (04/23/08 12:22 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I still think he's in for trouble... calling the child "his son" -- when he also says he signed away the rights. He can't have it both ways Must.Not.Go.There.Must.Not... It'salmostlikecreatingauserniconamessageboardcalled,say,"LarasMommy",whenyou,infact,don'tactuallyhaveakidanymoretomommyto. aw, fuck.
Eurytol		#115	[-]
Posts: 1363 (04/23/08 12:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh! and I hope you have the most painful death ever experienced by a human AIDCER strikes again!
annie normas butt		#116	[-]
Posts: 4176 (04/23/08 12:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Eurytol wrote: I still think he's in for trouble... calling the child "his son" -- when he also says he signed away the rights. He can't have it both ways Must.Not.Go.There.Must.Not... It'salmostlikecreatingauserniconamessageboardcalled,say,"LarasMommy",whenyou,infact,don'tactuallyhaveakidanymoretomommyto. aw, fuck. That was my first thought when I read her posting in here
Remington Steele		#117	[-]
Posts: 1056 (04/23/08 2:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It was funnier the night when everyone ignored baby daddy because louie had his thread going.
superguppie		#118	[-]
Posts: 22724 (04/23/08 3:05 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You become a father by staying awake countless nights being splattered with curdled breastmilk puke and diarhea while bouncing on the balls of your feet until your calves sieze up, grabbing a quick shower, going to work, and coming home to do it again, not by ejaculating. you = not a father X Although I think it was nice of you to help your friends have a child, it appears that you are already in danger of over-stepping the bounds of whatever your agreement was with these women. My brother has been asked to do this before for friends, and he wisely declined. Last Edited By: superguppie 04/23/08 3:08 PM. Edited 2 times.
lilnubber		#119	[-]
Posts: 8902 (04/23/08 3:50 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I get the feeling he's only having some paternal feelings because of the gender of the child. Like, if it had been a girl, he wouldn't have given a shit. But because it's a boy . . . .
Voodidit		#120	[-]
Posts: 4365 (04/23/08 4:23 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Did you actually have sex with the mother to conceive the child or was it done ina doctor's office??

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