PROPRIETOR: Why'd you say it twice?
TAYLOR: Hmm?
BABETTE: You said, "Cart, kiosk, cart, kiosk."
LORELAI: It's repetitive.
RORY: And redundant.
LORELAI: It's repetitive.
RORY: And redundant.
LORELAI: We certainly are entertaining, Mac.
RORY: Indubitably, Tosh
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Most annoying mall kiosk
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Posts: 32603 (04/22/08 8:15 PM) Registered user |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 15934 (04/22/08 8:30 PM) Registered user |
OMG SJ, I was thinking that the whole time!!!
and it's the perfume kiosk that I hate. After 10 women have sprayed fake Celine and JLo you can not even walk by without gagging. |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 32608 (04/22/08 8:33 PM) Registered user |
For me, that is in my top 10 moments of that show.
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 6583 (04/22/08 10:28 PM) Registered User |
I bought one of those fingernail buffing kit thingies from a kiosk one time. It actually worked and was worth the money.
I'm an enabler. |
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HugItOut |
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Posts: 6741 (04/22/08 10:50 PM) Registered User |
you're a sucker.
knowing this, i now plan to take advantage of you at some point in the near future. wait... |
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trebekah |
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Posts: 346 (04/22/08 11:06 PM) |
Cell phone kiosks, hands down. Even if you lie and tell them you already subscribe to their company, they're offering you upgrades and shit and DAMN IT
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 5301 (04/23/08 12:10 AM) Registered user |
The Kitchen Magic kiosk makes me want to go on a violent rampage in the mall.
First of all, their kiosk talks in an automated robot voice that they leave on even after the mall is closed. "I was very happy with the result of my CA-BIN-ETS!"  THEN, they inflate red balloons on a stick and give them to every mouth-breathing little toad child or fatass mom that pushes a
spaceship-sized baby stroller. THEN, the little brats come into my pet store and try to fucking give the balloons to the puppies.
Kitchen Magic must die. |
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Romber Rulz |
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Posts: 1189 (04/23/08 12:21 AM) |
THE FUCKIN LOTION KIOSK!!!
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NellB |
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Posts: 298 (04/23/08 1:30 AM) Registered User |
Romber Rulz wrote: ^^^Yeah that I almost never go to the mall, but when I do, the lotion people seem to be out in force. Hate. |
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trebekah |
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Posts: 355 (04/23/08 1:34 AM) |
Oh, you mean those bastards who rub lotion on your hands as you walk by? UGH. Hate them too.
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Romber Rulz |
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Posts: 1190 (04/23/08 1:42 AM) |
Or the ones who are like "Can I ask you a question?" and then they give you like a tour of all the different lotions and then they try to bargain
with you and they're usually the *seemingly* sweetest people you could ever meet.
UGH avoid at all costs! |
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MMMadcow |
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Posts: 5830 (04/23/08 9:02 AM) Registered User |
The sit in the chair massage folks. Get away from me. I will not let you touch me with your been all over a fat man hands.
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jessica has spoken |
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Posts: 6116 (04/23/08 9:06 AM) Registered User |
zippityboomboom wrote: I fell for this shit, too, except the one I bought was complete crap. The buffer worked about twice and that was the end of that. And on the way out of the mall, that motherfucker tried to stop me again because he couldn't remember my face for an hour. I wanted to kick him in his balls. I just flat ironed his teeny little peepee with the other kiosk's product instead. |
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foulmouthedleon |
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Posts: 2464 (04/23/08 9:19 AM) MESS member |
The one where Middle Eastern guys want to rub lotion on you. WTF is that about?Totally. They always start out by saying "Excuse me, may I ask you a question?" to which I reply "You mean another one?" and then walk off. That or I say (in English) "I don't speak English." That one usually works best because by the time they figure it out, you're already half way to the food court. Fuckers. |
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bluesboi |
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Posts: 856 (04/23/08 9:24 AM) Registered user |
The Pretzel Wagon - having to navigate around 20 teenagers waiting in the line up pisses me off
The real estate kiosks - why are they there, there is never anyone there to help you. The $10 watch kiosk - who buys that crap? |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 4599 (04/23/08 9:41 AM) Registered User |
Cell phones? I almost bought one but couldn't find the crank
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 25350 (04/23/08 10:35 AM) Registered user |
The ones that sell XXX-L size Tshirts with pictures of Scarface on them.
Greenspoint Mall, y'all! |
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minerva |
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Posts: 4073 (04/23/08 10:37 AM) Registered user |
The ones that try to entice you with a FREE! FREE! FREE! bottle of perfume you don't want if you'll just buy a giant vat of lotion you don't want.
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 7786 (04/23/08 10:38 AM) Registered User |
Carved candles, scented candles, paraffin free candles made with all natural beeswax (burns longer and cleaner).
Beanie Babies. Illuminated "paintings" and motion "paintings." Piercing Pagoda. Dell computers. Rain lamps with a lovely Romanesque statue surrounded by fake greenery wherein the "rain" is actually oil droplets. Yeah, they still make those. Your name on ANYTHING. Crap made from felt. Lottery and cigarettes. |
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Apprentice Talker |
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Posts: 4752 (04/23/08 6:18 PM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
I did tantrums at one of the shopping malls here in the country. I was on my third year high school, me and my mom knew that I often to buy a "The Next
Karate Kid" VCD and I ran to the mall with the people got dared and I was cried. My behavior wasn't good and the VCD was out of stock in a video
store.
I exceeded my post reply limit in my account. |
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