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I hope dh doesn't wonder why |
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Posts: 304 (04/14/08 8:29 PM) |
my cat's breath smells like my vagina when he gets home in the morning...
I just heard a bunch of thumping around in my bedroom so I went in to investigate. I found my cat with a pair of my inside out underwear in her mouth. The crotch part. Cats are so gross. |
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Foobarb |
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Posts: 3862 (04/14/08 8:31 PM) Registered user |
What is a dh?
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 5428 (04/14/08 8:34 PM) Registered user |
There's a pussy joke in there somewhere, but damned if I'm too tired to make it.
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PatadyBag |
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Posts: 5117 (04/14/08 8:34 PM) Registered user |
So you're saying your twat smells like a Tokyo fish market.
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Small Town Ho |
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Posts: 131 (04/14/08 8:40 PM) |
Dumb pug regularly does that, he stalks the bathroom, waiting for one of us to take off our underwear.
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 17185 (04/14/08 8:42 PM) MESS member |
mine plucks underwear and socks out of the clothes basket
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 10790 (04/14/08 8:43 PM) whatever. |
ok this made me laugh.
wait. your pussy smells like pussy? |
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needpie |
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Posts: 309 (04/14/08 8:44 PM) I need a life |
One time when my sister went out of town for a few days, she came home and the crotch was chewed out of all of her underwear from the laundry basket.
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 15900 (04/14/08 9:01 PM) |
I'm starting to look forward to Noodle's nightly post.
Somebody shoot me. |
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 21496 (04/14/08 9:24 PM) Registered User |
Suuuuuure it was chewing on your underwear. Just don't mention that you were wearing them at the time.
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YoureJustJealous |
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Posts: 443 (04/14/08 9:26 PM) Registered User |
just tell him the cat ate tuna.
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Tres Gay |
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Posts: 3130 (04/14/08 9:53 PM) Registered user |
Our dogs are underwear and sock knoshers, too.
I had a cat that used to drag dirty clothes to the clothes basket. He also regularly stripped one of our dolls and humped it. Oh, and he walked around with a feather boa - his fave was pink. |
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Noodle |
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Posts: 307 (04/23/08 12:31 PM) |
I was just picking up the bonus room and there was a pair of DH's underwear on the floor. I asked him what they were doing there and he just laughed. I
pressed him and he kind of laughed it off and said "ha ha. weird, huh?" YEAH, but what are they doing upstairs on the floor? and he said "maybe
I had to poop and I took them off and then just put my pants back on."
I've been with the man for year and I'm just now finding out he completely disrobes a la George Costanza to poop? and I said "well you would remember something like that, right?" and continued to press. He's getting all nervous, with the sweat beading on his upper lip and the nervous, darty eye thing, total fight or flight kicking in and then suddenly he bursts out "OKAY! OKAY! MY JUNK GOT HOT! Okay? It happens. Sometimes my junk gets hot." WHAT? |
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Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 23970 (04/23/08 12:33 PM) put Angel in the corner
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He doesn't sound so dh to me.
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 21760 (04/23/08 12:35 PM) Registered User |
You better smell that man's dick.
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Posts: 3724 (04/23/08 12:35 PM) Registered user |
Ann Margret Thatcher wrote: I know the feeling. |
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Posts: 1828 (04/23/08 12:36 PM) Registered loser
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Where does your cat go at night?
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The Heartbreak Yid |
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Posts: 5606 (04/23/08 12:37 PM) Registered user |
you sure you werent just fucking the cat? Be honest, nobodys going to judge you.
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