You should vote for UKK and myself because we're the best looking candidates. kthxvote.
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Posts: 1693 (04/09/08 9:38 PM) Registered user |
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PogMix |
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Posts: 6 (04/09/08 9:41 PM) |
As a spokesmodel for the Pog community I would like to officially endore nickdaghost for President . He is the only candidate who is on record saying he
would bring the troops home his first day in office and has always taken the same position on Iraq.
3.Longcat WTF???? Talk about a 1 issue Candidate do you really think he is qualified to be Clubs President because of margin fucking ?
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peppermintgum |
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Posts: 513 (04/09/08 9:42 PM) Registered user |
TW4: That is the truest thing I've seen posted here.
I am so torn.... |
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FREE X BILKIS |
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Posts: 530 (04/09/08 9:45 PM) |
louie77 wrote:Your lists had fan support at the beginning, but the fine people of Clubs That Suck began to see through you; that your lists were little more than a transparent platform for you to meet your idol (and HOMOSEXUAL) Chad Ferris. They may have brought people to the forum, but what kind of people? Do we really want more Salchichos in this forum? Posters who steal our threads, who take and take yet contribute nothing to the forum? I say absolutely not. You might call me an outsider, you might say that I'm not "experienced" enough in the Clubs forum to win the presidency. But it is the entire mentality of the Clubs that Suck forum that has gotten us into the situation that we are in now, and a Clubs that Suck insider cannot get us out of it. The proud posters of the Clubs that Suck forum are ready for change, they just need someone that is willing to give it to them. And I am that person. 
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 4911 (04/09/08 9:48 PM) |
It's pretty obvo that Sucks has sucked for quite a while. Why is this, the children ask. Well, it's because all the really good posters left and
only the sucky ones remained. Sucks was in chaos for several weeks, and the people prayed for a miracle. On a dark, frosty November eve, when all hope was
lost, a glimmer of light appeared on the horizon. A ruggedly handsome youth with an extremely excessive amount of time on his hands came forward to lead the
n00bs to salvation. Or so the legend goes. Anyhoo, it goes on, but the important part is that you should prolly vote for me. If elected, I promise to get the
soda machine lowered back to one dollar, and I'll also get Amy to post in all the forums, all the time. And whatever else you want. So.
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louie77 |
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Posts: 14141 (04/09/08 9:49 PM) Registered user |
Your lists had fan support at the beginning, but the fine people of Clubs That Suck began to see through you; that your lists were little more than a transparent platform for you to meet your idol (and HOMOSEXUAL) Chad Ferris. They may have brought people to the forum, but what kind of people? Do we really want more Salchichos in this forum? Posters who steal our threads, who take and take yet contribute nothing to the forum? I say absolutely not. We don't want people who spread lies and tyranny. The great people of clubs know that I listen to everyone and take what they say into account. None of your political jargan will change that. Also i'd like to address the issue that you NO LONGER EVEN WATCH SURVIVOR. As well as many other shows that we love. Do we want someone who is uninformed on the shows that we are here about running everything???? I think not |
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Osten Carty |
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Posts: 3970 (04/09/08 9:51 PM) |
Let's talk about the issues.
FREE X BILKIS, this board is at risk of becoming oversatuated with illegal immigrants from the poor underdeveloped forum to the north, Off Topic. You are no stranger to off topic, in fact recent studies show that you post at off topic over ten times as many times as on Clubs. Could this be a conflict of interest? Us Kids Knownage, you, like so many presidental candidates before you, are running based on a "good lookingness" platform. Would you be in tears if you choked on a pretzel while in office, hit your head and got a black eye, thus diminishing your good looks? Longcat200, you are the fan-favorite, but you have NEVER ONCE MORPHED. This could really hurt you in the long run. That's why Louie is the best bet. He is the right choice for the right forum. GOD BLESS CLUBS -Rev. Os Carty. |
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Posts: 531 (04/09/08 9:56 PM) |
louie77 wrote:I think one glance at the Survivor Sucks forum will show a little thread entitled "ITS JUST A STICK". I have started an already legendary thread based on a PREVIEW. You, on the other hand, are an Erik Reichenbach fan. Do we really want someone who has been this wrong on the issues in charge of the Clubs that Suck forum? Your use of the word "we", the idea that you represent what the people of Clubs that Suck think is LAUGHABLE. They have cried for a change, for a leader who is a fresh of breath air. For years, they have said no more to WylDawgs and NIGHTCRAWLERS and, yes, Louie77s. They have longed for a FREE X BILKIS, and I am that FREE X BILKIS they have been waiting for. |
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louie77 |
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Posts: 14142 (04/09/08 9:58 PM) Registered user |
Do not avoid the question. I want a honest answer
How many Survivor episodes have you watched this season? How many Big Brother episodes? The public deserves to know |
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Posts: 532 (04/09/08 10:02 PM) |
Osten Carty wrote:I will not STAND for this implication that I am an illegal immigrant. I, like all of my Off Topic bretheren, were legalized Survivor Sucks posters long before we took up residence in the Off Topic forum. It is not like we do not speak the language -- we are fully capable of being on topic. We do not steal your threads, but only hope to enhance them with a brand of humor that is not often seen in other subforums. We are the spice in the melting pot that is the Survivor Sucks board; legalized integration with the Clubs that Suck forum should be encouraged, not frowned upon. I will respond to the threat of illegal immigration when it is necessary -- but at this point, it is a bunch of fear-mongering by the LouieCarty camp. I pray that the people of Clubs that Suck do not give into their fears, but rather vote with their h.earts. |
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GnarlsInCharge |
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Posts: 896 (04/09/08 10:07 PM) Registered user |
A Candidacy that's hot for Clubs
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Posts: 533 (04/09/08 10:07 PM) |
louie77 wrote: You may say I am inexperienced for only watching 5 survivor episodes, for only watching 2 Big Brother episodes. But it is not about experience, not about
the number of episodes watched -- it is about being right, about being a good judge of character. It is about appreciating a good MORPH and unafraid to show
your TEARS over a boring player.
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louie77 |
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Posts: 14143 (04/09/08 10:07 PM) Registered user |
You are a bandwagon jumper sir
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Posts: 534 (04/09/08 10:10 PM) |
It is true that what is popular is not always right (like asking Ameroonie to moan for you on voice chat).
However, in the case of disliking Eric Reichenbach and Adam "Baller" Jasinski, that does not apply. |
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Posts: 14144 (04/09/08 10:13 PM) Registered user |
If you knew anything about Big Brother this season, you'd know, that Adam is one of the most colorful contestants and is one of the most rooted for in the
Sucks community
Breaking News, not everything Naj tells you is the Gospel. Form your own opinions. YW |
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Osten Carty |
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Posts: 3971 (04/09/08 10:13 PM) |
Bilkis you referred your forefathers in another post.
Well Louie77 really is your forefather. He's been here  since the beginning
And if Louie's the father, then I guess that makes me the warrior. The Triad (of Bilkis, UKK, and Longcat) must be stopped, man. |
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Posts: 1011 (04/09/08 10:16 PM) |
I'm not running for anything but I want to hear more about the ISSUES.
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04/09/08 10:30 PM.
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 3284 (04/09/08 10:18 PM) |
Meet former ezboard poster known as diorgrl.
Diorgrl was a pure, innocent young woman from the heartland of America. She enjoyed working on her family's farm... 
staying phyiscally fit and healthy... 
exercising her right to bear arms... 
and showing her pride to be living in the best nation in the world, America. 
That is until the fateful night when she met louie77 in ezboard chat room... 
Louie77, a notorious pervert, immediately took a liking to diorgrl and in a matter of days, she was introduced to a whole new world of raw, animalistic desires and deviant sex. She then spiralled out control and turned to a life of fellatio, pornography, and worst of all......... *GASP* ENERGY DRINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
*SOBS* Ugh, most of the images are just too devastating to share, but the point has been made. Not only is Louie capable of corrupting even the purest of heart, his innocent, squeaky clean image has been proven to be a calculated public facade in this quest for power. Who knows what else he has been lying about all this time? I for one am not even sure that Robert "The General" DeCanio is his favorite Survivor: Marquesas contestant anymore. He could just be trying to appeal to all of the Robert "The General" DeCanio fans out there, and I will not stand for such deceit. |
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Posts: 535 (04/09/08 10:19 PM) |
I am aware that Adam "Baller" Jasinski may have been popular for a while, but I had the nerve to stand against him even when the decision was not
popular. After his uncolorful morph in not nominating James "Gay Porn" Zinkand, I think that while my decision may not have been easy it turned out
to be right.
Your weakness in evaluating character is clear -- why else would you have selected edgic master Osten Carty as your running mate? I have no weak spots to cover up, and thus no vice president to name yet. |
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JasonSiskaLulz |
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Posts: 381 (04/09/08 10:19 PM) |
ok our first HOT TOPIC is: favorite greg(g), buis or carey? explain why in 500 words or less
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