Scruff, he said the surgery has already taken place, which begs the question of why the vet didn't require payment arrangements up front. Most all of them
do.
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How do you talk someone out of being a stripper?
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Posts: 5382 (04/05/08 4:43 PM) Registered user |
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 Mister Peepers |
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Posts: 2430 (04/05/08 4:44 PM) Registered user |
I'll go $60 for around the world.
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louie77 |
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Posts: 14075 (10/13/22 3:07 PM) Registered user |
What's the puppy doing, right now?It already had the surgery. It's still in the hospital but she gets it back on Monday. However she put it all on a credit card she can't afford, so now she is resorting to this to pay back the money. |
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 906 (10/13/64 2:07 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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I'm pretty sure squashy would cough up $60 for the dog!
Well. $30, at least. Half off, since it's a gimp. |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 7650 (10/13/22 2:07 PM) Registered User |
Scruff, he said the surgery has already taken place, which begs the question of why the vet didn't require payment arrangements up front. Most all of them do. I skimmed; it was kind of boring and nonsensical. I also don't "get" why anyone would want to talk someone out of stripping. Guess all the talk of killing the dog threw me off -- none of those posts make any sense either if the dog has already had the surgery. Just another reason why OT sucks moose-balls lately: at least TRY to make the humor on-point. Some vets will allow payment plans, but they are indeed VERY rare. |
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 908 (04/05/08 4:48 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Because women belong in the kitchen. |
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louie77 |
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Posts: 14076 (04/05/08 4:49 PM) Registered user |
I just worry, I don't want her to get involved in something bad or get hurt or anything.
Just the idea of gross men looking at her in that way saddens me |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 7651 (04/05/08 4:50 PM) Registered User |
Let her strip.
It's her business. She can make a fortune if she's hot. Men are going to objectify her no matter what. Strippers are often smarter than people think: they are raking in the cash and don't give a flying fuck about the idiot drunk dudes who are slipping them bills. She'll be up there on stage, giving them boners, and she'll be thinking about her darling puppy the whole time. Joke is on them. Because women belong in the kitchen. They can come home from work at the strip club, then strip AGAIN in the kitchen while cooking up vittles for their man. It's perfect, really. |
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Posts: 2862 (04/05/08 4:50 PM) kthxsubnic |
GeneOkerlund27 has seen said woman. She has chest piercings with circles of infection around them. If she can find someone whose turn on is that, she's got
money in the bank
yw! |
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Louies Ma |
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Posts: 10 (04/05/08 4:51 PM) |
Louie explain to these nice people that you are making this up.
Grab the toenail clipper and get to work now, won't you? It's mama's pedicure night, honey. |
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 910 (04/05/08 4:52 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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They can come home from work at the strip club, then strip AGAIN in the kitchen while cooking up vittles for their manHow would they get to the strip club, though?? They shouldn't be driving. |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 7653 (04/05/08 4:55 PM) Registered User |
I'm OK with women driving, just not the Asian ones.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 912 (04/05/08 4:57 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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It's all fun and games until they crash into your car because they were too busy daydreaming about the wonderful meatloaf they were going to be making for
you.
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merkyl |
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Posts: 50850 (04/05/08 5:00 PM) Registered loser |
I've never had asian meatloaf, is it good?
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 7655 (04/05/08 5:00 PM) Registered User |
If she's Asian, she'd better be cooking me something with bean sprouts in it.
Women have to drive these days, unfortunately. We need someone to run to the market for us, or bring home pizza, or pick up the kids or whatever other bullshit we don't want to do. I wear my seatbelt and I'm fully insured. |
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I bet you drive a few miles under the speed limit with your blinker on, don't ya Scruffy Gay.
eta: In The Left Lane |
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Romber Rulz |
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Posts: 1096 (04/05/08 5:11 PM) |
Sounds like a good idea to me Louie. Let her do it!
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hossc |
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Posts: 14311 (04/05/08 5:16 PM) Registered User |
Vet smalltalk..
Pay for play, Billie Jean. 5K? $50.00 at a time.. 
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Posts: 7657 (04/05/08 5:17 PM) Registered User |
I bet you drive a few miles under the speed limit with your blinker on, don't ya Scruffy Gay. I DO drive speed-limit, but never under. And always in the right or the center lane. I will exceed the speed-limit only to pass, then I get in the left. Admission: the blinker-thing has happened a few times when I have had some loud music blasting and don't hear the "tick tick." These days, however, I really only drive to and from the apothecary to get my prostate medication. Sometimes I'll stop at the surgical supply store for various braces, and maybe once every couple months I'll hit the Early Bird Special at Famous Amos. |
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Posts: 3 (04/05/08 6:22 PM) |
LISTEN HERE YOU SNOT NOSED LITTLE ASSWIPE, WHAT MANDA DOES TO HELP HER FAMILY IS NONE OF YER GOLDARNED BEESWAX. HER MOTHER AND I HAVE COACHED HER ON THE FINE ART OF THE LAP DANCE, AND I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S ANY OF YOUR CONCERN ANYMORE, YOU GET ME? |
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