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 Noodle |
mom, am I a lesbian? |
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Posts: 289 (04/04/08 7:44 PM) |
dd asked me today
The convo went like this: dd (8): Mom, I have super hearing and sharp eyesight. me: Yes you do. dd: does that mean I am a lesbian? |
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candi7of9 |
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Posts: 798 (04/04/08 8:23 PM) Registered user |
DD? Really?
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 sadllama |
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Posts: 751 (04/04/08 8:25 PM) |
I guess its good to know that mental retardation runs in the family.
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 15838 (04/04/08 8:43 PM) |
*pats Noodle on the head*
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 12727 (04/04/08 8:44 PM) Registered user |
your daughter has dd's? Sexy.
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 15791 (04/04/08 9:59 PM) Registered user |
wait... no shit or bodily fluids involved in that post?
I think Noodle's DD has logged in as her! |
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 5363 (04/04/08 10:04 PM) Registered user |
Super sharp hearing is indeed a lesbian superpower, unfortunately.
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blondemss |
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Posts: 7207 (04/04/08 10:08 PM) Registered user |
gotta be able to hear the secret knock eh?
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 5367 (04/04/08 10:12 PM) Registered user |
Well, that and the ability to hear (completely innocuous) conversations from across a room.
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blondemss |
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Posts: 7208 (04/04/08 10:12 PM) Registered user |
there's no clubhouse?
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excbexcb |
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Posts: 673 (04/04/08 10:15 PM) |
Is she home schooled?
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Noodle |
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Posts: 290 (04/04/08 10:16 PM) |
I fucking hate being 38 and in peri-menopause on day 7 of a fucking period that won't end.
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 5368 (04/04/08 10:19 PM) Registered user |
You have to earn you way into the clubhouse :)
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blondemss |
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Posts: 7209 (04/04/08 10:21 PM) Registered user |
lol, i'm picturing the initiation as we 'speak'
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 21216 (04/04/08 10:24 PM) Registered User |
do you get to faceplant in bushes and stuff?
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 5369 (04/04/08 10:28 PM) Registered user |
No, first you must defoliate.
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 21218 (04/04/08 10:31 PM) Registered User |
but what if I want to dive right into the gay glazed ham
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 5371 (04/04/08 10:34 PM) Registered user |
Well I'm not to believe you should have to run through a forest to get to the picnic, but whatever you wish, dear Ange. :)
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