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SouthSideSteve	Ryan Working Hard For Food	#1001	[-]
Posts: 137 (04/03/08 2:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Bola		#1002	[-]
Posts: 23 (04/03/08 3:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	All that gravey spilling on the ground, MBP will be crying himself to sleep tonight.
ImCrushingYourHead		#1003	[-]
Posts: 2351 (04/03/08 4:10 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Nay, ManBearPig shall rooteth through the earth to retrieve every dot of gravy that spilleth.
Millie Lammoreaux		#1004	[-]
Posts: 419 (04/03/08 4:14 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	After thy produce competition, The mighty ManBearPig was heard to sayeth "No fruits nor vegetables." How doth this differ from what thou ManBearPig usually feeds on?
One mean spider		#1005	[-]
Posts: 2874 (04/03/08 4:19 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hell hath no fury like a Manbearpig starved.
Vmeyers		#1006	[-]
Posts: 2606 (04/03/08 4:54 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Vmeyers wrote: I can't wait to see him coming off slop! He will probably pace around waiting for midnight to hit. Then he will NOT say shit for 5 straight hours because he will just be shoveling everything in his mouth. Initially he won't even smile or anything because he will be so determined to get food in his mouth fast. In hour two he will be sitting around with his food, talking to it and smiling. Towards the end, before he passes out in a food coma, he will be taking smaller and smaller bites, but he won't stop eating becase he'll have the fear in the back of his mind that they will take it all away again. This week on slop has guaranteed he will never diet again and will die morbidly obese. I didn't watch it, but judging from the reports in this thread, I was close. Amiright? You know this is like some weird bird watching group;)
lutiebascomb		#1007	[-]
Posts: 669 (04/03/08 5:24 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I viewed the ManBearPig swaying to and fro, fidgeting, gnawing on his paws awaiting the pizza. I now know this is the way of the ManBearPig, but I never saw anything like it. I do believe if nobody was around and there were no cameras, he would have rolled around nekkid in the pizza while chowing down at the same time. Tis bliss for the ManBearPig. Last Edited By: lutiebascomb 04/03/08 5:30 PM. Edited 1 times.
memyselfandi		#1008	[-]
Posts: 12735 (04/03/08 5:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ManBearPig angry! Must fill tummy with candy!
GraceTwo		#1009	[-]
Posts: 709 (04/03/08 5:50 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sharon offered him a cookie. He turned her down! I'm askeered.
Pragmatically Absurd		#1010	[-]
Posts: 443 (04/03/08 7:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In the midst of his fury over Adam's noms, the calm voice of MBP's instinct reasserts itself--soothing, comforting--and with great clarity, speaks, "I'm hungry. Let's cook something." Go forth, Manbearpig, and slake thy anger with sugar, sodium, and chemical additives. Do not forget thyself, Manbearpig. Remember who you are.
danisucksit		#1011	[-]
Posts: 467 (04/03/08 7:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Pragmatically Absurd wrote: In the midst of his fury over Adam's noms, the calm voice of MBP's instinct reasserts itself--soothing, comforting--and with great clarity, speaks, "I'm hungry. Let's cook something." Go forth, Manbearpig, and slake thy anger with sugar, sodium, and chemical additives. Do not forget thyself, Manbearpig. Remember who you are. LOL
Pragmatically Absurd		#1012	[-]
Posts: 444 (04/03/08 8:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And once more the universe makes sense.
hossc		#1013	[-]
Posts: 14283 (04/03/08 8:19 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Pragmatically Absurd wrote: And once more the universe makes sense. Eat away the pain, MBP, eat it away!
diewinelle		#1014	[-]
Posts: 6893 (04/03/08 8:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	hoss, you have the best avis. that is my favorite so far.
buried out back		#1015	[-]
Posts: 4362 (04/03/08 9:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Do the calories count if you start eating yourself?
cubby6756		#1016	[-]
Posts: 61 (04/03/08 9:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG!!! This has to be the funniest shit I've read in awhile!!! You All Are GREAT!!!!!! What imagination! WHAT TALENT!!! I'm just sitting here WAITING impatiently for the next post!!! Keep up the GREAT work!!!
JaniTholeMyDolly		#1017	[-]
Posts: 1940 (04/03/08 10:57 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ImCrushingYourHead wrote: Nay, ManBearPig shall rooteth through the earth to retrieve every dot of gravy that spilleth. Can you post on this thread until I die? Because this is some funny shit!!
JaniTholeMyDolly		#1018	[-]
Posts: 1941 (04/03/08 11:01 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thy post are making thou laugheth so hardeth I got in troubleth.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#1019	[-]
Posts: 1942 (04/03/08 11:04 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	DeanerBigBro wrote: Mrs Visalo wrote: ManBearPig ran? The land speed record for a ManBearPig is 17 kph (10.6 mph) measured in a galloping Australian freshwater ManBearPig. Maximum speed varies from species to species. Certain types of ManBearPigs can indeed gallop, including Cuban ManBearPigs, New Guinea ManBearPigs, African dwarf ManBearPigs and even smaller Nile ManBearPigs. For most species, the fastest they can move is a kind of "belly run," where the body moves in a snake-like fashion, limbs splayed out to either side paddling away frantically while the tail whips to and fro. ManBearPigs can reach speeds of 10 or 11 kph (around 7 mph) when they "belly run," and often faster if they're slipping down muddy tidal riverbanks. It is possible for a human to outrun a ManBearPig; the best way to do so is to run in a straight line rather than zig-zagging back and forth, and to throw any food you are holding at him. Another form of locomotion is the "high walk" where the body is raised clear off the ground, The Ohio ManBearPig will usually use this form of movement to gather food. (From the wiki... I may have altered it a bit) Please stop....I am fucking laughing so hard my stomach hurts. I begth mercy!!!!!
Sardonically Irreverent		#1020	[-]
Posts: 12713 (04/03/08 11:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ryan is treating himself to a nightcap of wine and fingernails.

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