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The Church of Jonathan Christ - The Leg and The Resurrection
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 PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 2462 (04/02/08 2:29 PM) Registered User |
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 Xnij |
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Posts: 1 (04/02/08 2:39 PM) |
I delurked just to praise this thread. It is such great fun.
Our holiness should replace Probst as the new improved host of Survivor. |
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cindidindi76 |
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Posts: 9734 (04/02/08 6:28 PM) Registered User |
That's amazing work, Brother Schlong.
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melicatsmom |
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Posts: 349 (04/02/08 7:11 PM) Registered User |
*looks around church, all quiet. Kneels at the altar rail*
Dear Jonathan, nothing huge to ask for. Just doing a weekly prayer to ask that you continue to bless your Church with creativity and insanity and an all-around good time. Even if your schedule won't allow you to come hang out with us every single day by posting, your worshippers gladly feel your presence. But this week's special blessing should go to Sister Undertakeress, who has the moxie to kick the asses of foos at her store job while passing exams on DNA. (that last statement was courtesy of hanging with Brother WylDawg in this thread). In your snarky, hilarious, and impossibly blue-eyed name do I pray, amen. |
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TheAmericanFriend |
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Posts: 31 (04/02/08 8:03 PM) He Has Risen |
Truly the Undertakeress is blessed. As are you all. But DNA is grossly overrated, no? Yes, I have been busy writing and trying to be good - only lurking for a
few minutes a day so I'm not consumed by this hollowed playground we've all found - this sandbox where hours seems to get swallowed up. It's
especially dangerous for those of us who sit at the computer all day - I do it for work and can't afford to NOT be working while sitting here. There are
only so many hours I can spend in the chair, eyes reading, hands typing… For my career and my family and my own sanity, I have to teach myself discipline! This
church is too fun! (Whips self with Adam's unwashed underwear. Swears not to read thread for 24 hours Me give me strength!)
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 2463 (04/02/08 8:15 PM) Registered User |
Praise be!
"ME give me strength." LAFFOS! ETA: Thanks Cindi, but I can't take credit. I saw it online somewhere and just knew it actually belonged here. |
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 4588 (04/02/08 8:21 PM) Registered user
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TheAmericanFriend wrote: X
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 2464 (04/02/08 8:23 PM) Registered User |
LOL....UKK, you read my mind.
I was just thinking that your mom dropped you off at the playground back in November and you've been in the damn sandbox waiting for her to come pick your ass back up ever since. |
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CatNamedRudy |
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Posts: 1205 (04/02/08 8:26 PM) Registered user |
TheAmericanFriend wrote: So glad I surfed into The Church this evening whilst watching JC in Down Periscope.
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AidanAcello |
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Posts: 1012 (04/02/08 8:38 PM) |
TheAmericanFriend wrote: =o Satan himself doesn't deserve this, let alone the Son of GOD.
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 20 (04/02/08 8:57 PM) Registered user |
I feel so honored to dedicate my 14th post to JC.
Amen |
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 4593 (04/02/08 8:58 PM) Registered user
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^ I think I speak for everyone when I say WTF.
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 21 (04/02/08 8:59 PM) Registered user |
whooops, make that my 21st. I'm such a n00b. Please forgive me Jonathan, for I have erred. My dedication knows no limit; I dedicate this and every post to
follow in your holy name.
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 4595 (04/02/08 9:02 PM) Registered user
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I'd like to dedicate my 714th post to JC while we're at it.
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 15020 (04/02/08 9:02 PM) Registered user |
With this two week waiting, I forgot all about this season. Jonathan and Eliza were on their way to the final 2, right? RIGHT??
Or is my memory trying to spare my feelings? |
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 2469 (04/02/08 9:04 PM) Registered User |
Well shit, if we can dedicate previous posts, why not future posts.
I'm going to go ahead and dedicate every even number post to Jonathan. The odds I will be using to spread Cirie hate. |
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melicatsmom |
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Posts: 350 (04/02/08 9:25 PM) Registered User |
Wow, did I tell you my Penner-sense was tingling? That was so unexpected and yet so very welcome. We have a special place in the sandbox (loony bin?) waiting
anytime you want, Jonathan. But yes, you need to be spending hours writing scenes and taking care of family and living a life. Some of us around here actually
attempt to do that too, even if we don't appear to be.
'Me give me strength!' LOL ETA: and my 350th post is dedicated with much reverence to Our Lord and Savior Jonathan and to the Church. |
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debdesign1 |
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Posts: 101 (04/02/08 9:53 PM) Registered user |
I thought my 100th post this morn was a pretty good milestone dedication! Here's to 101!!!
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debdesign1 |
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Posts: 102 (04/02/08 9:57 PM) Registered user |
Oh, I have a ? for Jonathan!! Since you've been "lurking" did you get "RickRolled" (well "RICHRoll'd) yesterday???
Good times. |
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Undertakeress |
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Posts: 5234 (04/03/08 12:36 AM) Registered User |
TheAmericanFriend wrote: I <3 You!!!! And yes, now we get to learn about all the different bacteria out there! YIPPIES *barfs* and I got a PDA just so I could surf Sucks while at work....
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