I got into the following:
Maryland/College Park - 4k scholarship and Honors Program
Loyola College in Maryland - 25k renewable scholarship and Honors Program
George Washington University - 20k scholarship and Honors Program
Johns Hopkins University
Boston Collge
(Maybe/Probably) Dartmouth
I want to study International Affairs/Relations/Politics. Pick one for me, please. Thanks!
On a related note, I was REJECTED by the apes at Georgetown. Which would ordinarily be fine with me. But they never assigned me an interview which is REQUIRED.
It's not for lack of trying, though, because I sent them multiple emails, called them, and sent them a letter, even, of the course of three months. I mean,
I (my dad) paid for me to be treated like any other applicant. I guess I was wrong in thinking that the Georgetown admissions office cares about their
prospective students. And, so, I'm contemplating legal action to get my 65 dollars back. I'll wait for the response to my scathing email, though.
It's not like I wanted to go to Georgetown and study at the most prestigious IR program in the country. I mean, they whore the fact that Madaleine (sp?)
Albright teaches there. It's like, who the fuck is Madeleine (sp?) Albright? Secretary of What? Let's be real here. Being Secretary of State during the
late 90s is like being principal of a...of a...really nice private school where the worst thing that happens is a...is a...bad word thrown here and there. The
biggest thing she did was handle the Kosovo issue which was really just an effort to take media attention off of Bill Clinton's cock. And now she writes
useless books and makes millions which all goes, I'm sure, to her cocaine habit. Madeleine Albright, more like, Madeleine HALFBRIGHT, AMIRITE, FELLAS?
IT'S NOT LIKE I EVER WANTED TO GO TO GEORGETOWN!
















