I'm not against the idea of her actually being useful, but instead the bitch just goes on for hours and the producers end up cutting Simon off all the
time. It's getting fucking annoying. Go back to your alcohol and drugs, you hag.
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Posts: 5903 (03/25/08 7:15 PM) Registered user |
*Giggle* Paula, being constructive? That's like watching a monkey use tools for the first time. <3
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Paula needs to stop being alive NOW.
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Posts: 20846 (03/25/08 7:34 PM) Registered User |
What the motherfuck is she wearing? She looks like a uptown society girl meets 2 dolla hooker tonight.
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Posts: 20848 (03/25/08 7:38 PM) Registered User |
And what the fuck is wrong with her eyes? And good God those gloves. They make it look like she was in the middle of scrubbing her
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Posts: 108 (03/25/08 8:00 PM) |
Well everyone knows that Paula and her comments don't count. The producers, contestants, viewers, everyone.
But they have to keep her around because..... Hmmm......... Anyone know why they keep her around? |
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Posts: 5746 (03/25/08 8:01 PM) MESS member |
Everyone is waiting to see her train wreck.
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Posts: 13 (03/25/08 8:05 PM) |
I felt that the fingerless gloves only enhanced her dopey seal clap.
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Posts: 4492 (03/25/08 8:43 PM) Registered User |
lol...I love you Paula!!
Cheers and bottoms up! |
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Posts: 4493 (03/25/08 8:45 PM) Registered User |
lol...I love you Paula!!
Cheers and bottoms up! 
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Posts: 3513 (03/25/08 11:26 PM) Registered User |
Paula's okay. It's Randy Jackson who needs to die. I want to kill a puppy every time he starts with "Yo, check it out dude."
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Posts: 1919 (03/25/08 11:46 PM) Registered user |
I actually like Paula, but probably more because I grew up listening to her late 80's/early 90's songs. If she was some random person I hadn't
heard about before AI (like Randy Jackson) then I would probably find her a lot more annoying.
The most annoying judge though (as someone pointed out) is Randy... He actually really isn't ever constructive either and his vocabulary is......... annoying. |
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Posts: 12220 (03/26/08 3:30 PM) Registered user |
What vocabulary?
He knows 5 words/phrases. Pitchy, check it out dawg, yo man, that was just aight for me, we got a hot one tonight, |
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Posts: 5948 (03/26/08 3:35 PM) Registered User |
Mr. Lobsters and I laugh our asses off at Randy.
He always starts out with YO, or some variation of that. YO-YO Dawg. Yo Dawg. |
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Posts: 8792 (03/26/08 3:47 PM) Registered user |
"Yo dawg, check it out. It started out pitchy, but it got better towards the end. It was just alright for me."
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Posts: 12223 (03/26/08 3:49 PM) Registered user |
"Dawg, man, dude check it out, okay, check it out. We got a hot one tonight. You were on pitch man, it was hot, it was hot. I loved it. Yeah, that's
it right there."
Usually proceeded by "You're a star, you look beautiful tonight. I just loved the colours and the textures of that. You're a star. I love you." and then..."That was like a cat being anally raped on a cruise ship. It was horrendous. I hated it. You're going to have to do better than that." |
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Posts: 2171 (03/26/08 3:56 PM) Registered user |
and then..."That was like a cat being anally raped on a cruise ship. It was horrendous. I hated it. You're going to have to do better than that." 
Simon's writers are copying that. right now. |
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Posts: 5949 (03/26/08 5:44 PM) Registered User |
Probst...LOL That was perfect.
Sucks is obviously channeling the esteemed judges today...
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Posts: 2403 (03/26/08 6:13 PM) Registered User |
suckshardcore wrote:
The one I can't stand is "Good looking out". WTF does that even MEAN? |
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Posts: 5967 (03/26/08 7:27 PM) Registered user |
Maybe it's just me, but he sounded like a fucking white dude last night. Was he trying to throw out the ebonics? I noticed he put strong emphasis on words
to articulate them. Awh, Randy trying to speak proper English. Get hooked up wit' some Phonics <3
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Posts: 187 (03/27/08 12:13 AM) Registered user |
Randy is the most annoying judge. And he is a total hypocrite, with Brooke, top 8 girls telling her to bring the band in, then this week trashing her for
bringing the band in. And with Carly, he has loved Carly every week, then this week he says he doesn't like her "rock thing" which he has loved
every other week what an asshole. But I rant...
I just disregard Paula and totally ignore what she says cause the whole world knows what she's smokin... Simon is the only good judge who will tell it like it is the good or the bad. He always seems to say what I am thinking about a performance, except for the fact that I could never come up with those subway or theme park references. I think the show would improve significantly if they could find a way to shut up those bitches who boo him before he even says anything nasty about someone who sucks. |
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