Alffmix wrote:
And he licked his lips or something! I missed it.
Hey loggers, doesn't this count toward the calorie count?? I'm sure bacon lard has got to be worth 2,000 calories.
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RYAN THE MANBEARPIG FOOD LOG THREAD. *OVER 1 BILLION CALORIES SERVED*
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Posts: 141 (03/23/08 11:15 PM) I don't get |
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grungepup |
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Posts: 898 (03/23/08 11:27 PM) Registered user |
What's with Ryan biting his fingernails all the time and then spitting the nail shaving all over? Totally weird.
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 thumbalenae |
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Posts: 2005 (03/23/08 11:29 PM) Registered user |
I h.eart the title of this thread. I LOL everytime I see it. That is all.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 10235 (03/24/08 12:07 AM) Registered User |
11:00 pm BB time Ryan eats more assorted Easter candies.
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memyselfandi |
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Posts: 12103 (03/24/08 12:09 AM) Registered user |
He's also eating pieces of the broken chocolate bunny. I am suspicious he may have broken it just so he could start eating it.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 10266 (03/24/08 1:46 AM) Registered User |
memyselfandi wrote: Chels broke the bunny, but Ryan kept coming back to get more pieces of it until Chels cleaned it. So let's just say he ate half a bunny. |
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Pragmatically Absurd |
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Posts: 402 (03/24/08 2:13 AM) |
Can we get a calorie total on this?
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Roman Castevet |
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Posts: 1237 (03/24/08 11:15 AM) Registered User |
ManBearPig needs to fill up that belly!
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 1747 (03/24/08 11:31 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Pragmatically Absurd wrote: 65,000 calories. |
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ImCrushingYourHead |
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Posts: 2222 (03/24/08 11:42 AM) Registered user |
 Jani, your calorie count is so modest!
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 6696 (03/24/08 12:23 PM) Not a team player
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Ryan is presently eating his weight in pancakes and syrup and I believe butter.
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legalwannabe27 |
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Posts: 261 (03/24/08 12:26 PM) Registered user |
The only thing amusing about Chelswhoria's rant was Ryan stealing pieces of the bunny, after she went after it with a vengeance. lol
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 1748 (03/24/08 12:26 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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SurvivorArctic wrote: Ugggg. That sounds so gross right now.
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 6697 (03/24/08 12:27 PM) Not a team player
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He went in for seconds and is now resting between feedings.
Calories consumed: 6 900 |
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 14949 (03/24/08 12:28 PM) Registered user |
He's being really reckless with his weight. It's already a borderline miracle that he snagged a hottie like Jen, if she dumps his fat ass, he'll
realize just how hard it is to get himself another "Jen".
He's probably one of those guys who thinks only women have to keep up their appearance in a couple and men are allowed to let themselves go. Maybe at 40 with a couple of kids, but not at 27. |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 1749 (03/24/08 12:30 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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legalwannabe27 wrote:Chelsia smashed it with her hand after touching James weenie. Ryan simply scooped it up off the dirty table and proceeded to practically freebase the chips of chocolate. Sheila was horrified later when she found out Ryan had eaten the pieces. She kept saying, "Are you serious? eww." |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 1750 (03/24/08 12:32 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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LOCKDOWN!!!!
SAVE THE PANCAKES RYAN!!!! SAVE THE GODDAMN PANCAKES!!!! |
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Sardonically Irreverent |
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Posts: 12571 (03/24/08 12:32 PM) Registered user |
Jen is going to be forgiving of his weight, as long as Ryan is forgiving of the fact that her vagina has widened to roughly the circumference of Parker's
penis.
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pitbullguy |
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Posts: 289 (03/24/08 1:11 PM) Registered User |
Sardonically Irreverent wrote: Classic!!! 
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Posts: 816 (03/24/08 3:18 PM) |
Poor Ryan. Thanks to sequester, he's going to spend the remainder of his relationship with Jen popping her tampon back in for her. Because if her snatch
muscles can't hold it in with him, they sure as hell ain't going to be any match for a black man's penis.
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