Jonathan got hosed by that quack "Doctor".

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botelhox3		#61	[-]
Posts: 3 (03/19/08 7:48 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How the hell would Jonathan know? He's a writer. My guess is that the doctor treated it as a laceration rather than a puncture wound. Remember, there was no clear statement as to what actually happened. Looks to be 3-4 cm, that's a BIG puncture wound.
Mega64		#62	[-]
Posts: 8767 (03/19/08 9:10 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	On last Thursday's Survivor Micronesia, Jonathan Penner was forced to leave the game as a result of an injury. At the immunity challenge, Jeff Probst said Jonathan had surgery and was "doing fine," but ultimately, Jonathan spent three weeks in the hospital because of the injury. "I was immediately taken to the hospital, operated on the next day. I was put on IV antibiotics for a week. Then I was operated on again later. The whole thing took about… Oh gosh I don't know. Probably 20, 21 days. Then I came home and I've been under a doctor's care since then. My leg is feeling better," told Reality TV World. He said the fact that the medical team stitched the wound was the problem. "The injury was really exacerbated I think by the stitching. It was a puncture wound that probably - in hindsight I learned - should have been left open. I don't know what would have happened had they left it open, but from what I've heard the stitching of it almost guaranteed that I was going to get an infection in there," he said. Jonathan participated in the anal sex reward challenge despite being in pain. "It was rather excruciating, actually. They had wanted to take a look at me before the challenge and I asked them if I could get through the challenge because I believed that I could contribute to the challenge," he said. After the reward challenge, the doctor "unwrapped my leg - which she had wrapped two days before - and puss just poured out of my leg." Jonathan also said that was previously injured and "already had some stitches. I had a gash on my leg that they stitched up and it was fine. The problem was - as I said - that this was a puncture. That's why it got infected once they stitched it." http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/survivor_micronesia/2008_Mar_18_jonathan_penner_injury
dapperdan		#63	[-]
Posts: 36 (03/19/08 10:07 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mega64 wrote: On last Thursday's Survivor Micronesia, Jonathan Penner was forced to leave the game as a result of an injury. At the immunity challenge, Jeff Probst said Jonathan had surgery and was "doing fine," but ultimately, Jonathan spent three weeks in the hospital because of the injury. "I was immediately taken to the hospital, operated on the next day. I was put on IV antibiotics for a week. Then I was operated on again later. The whole thing took about… Oh gosh I don't know. Probably 20, 21 days. Then I came home and I've been under a doctor's care since then. My leg is feeling better," told Reality TV World. He said the fact that the medical team stitched the wound was the problem. "The injury was really exacerbated I think by the stitching. It was a puncture wound that probably - in hindsight I learned - should have been left open. I don't know what would have happened had they left it open, but from what I've heard the stitching of it almost guaranteed that I was going to get an infection in there," he said. Jonathan participated in the anal sex reward challenge despite being in pain. "It was rather excruciating, actually. They had wanted to take a look at me before the challenge and I asked them if I could get through the challenge because I believed that I could contribute to the challenge," he said. After the reward challenge, the doctor "unwrapped my leg - which she had wrapped two days before - and puss just poured out of my leg." Jonathan also said that was previously injured and "already had some stitches. I had a gash on my leg that they stitched up and it was fine. The problem was - as I said - that this was a puncture. That's why it got infected once they stitched it." http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/survivor_micronesia/2008_Mar_18_jonathan_penner_injury You shouldn't speak of the saviour in such a foul way. He will striketh you down cretin!
MediaDude		#64	[-]
Posts: 375 (03/19/08 1:00 PM) I don't take hints Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jonathan Christ would have healed his own leg in time. Eliza used Jedi Mind Tricks on the "doctor". Fuck all quacks. Fuck them dead.
dapperdan		#65	[-]
Posts: 40 (03/21/08 6:54 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Dr. that pulled him out of the game wasn't the same one that sewed him up. See picture. These are the 2 medics that came to stitch him up. This is the Dr. that pulled him from the game. Last Edited By: dapperdan 03/21/08 6:56 AM. Edited 1 times.
csurampower		#66	[-]
Posts: 34 (03/23/08 10:17 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Dr. that pulled him out of the game wasn't the same one that sewed him up. See picture. These are the 2 medics that came to stitch him up. This is the Dr. that pulled him from the game.
ParvatiTheShallow		#67	[-]
Posts: 503 (03/23/08 11:18 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	it's the one that sewed him up that f-ed up bigtime.
lavonne		#68	[-]
Posts: 199 (03/24/08 12:11 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He would still be on the island had Parvomity not offered sexual favors to the doctor in exchange for her evacuating him. Parvati hate!
victalac		#69	[-]
Posts: 778 (03/24/08 6:33 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I can see it now. The Doc is at the lush main camp sleeping and the medic calls her up to report on Penner. She doesn't want to go out there and personally look at the wound- she's too damn important. "Aw, just sew it up." she slurs, and then goes back to bed.
garblue		#70	[-]
Posts: 2113 (04/29/08 9:41 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I had a dream last night that I was in high school, and Jonathan was my math teacher. The subject was something like "Math Intercepts". Anyway, I was seeing a counselor because my grade point average for the current semester was a shocking 0.01. In fact, the only reason it was that high was because you don't usually go more than two decimal places. More specifically, my grade point average was 0.0001! I mentioned to the counselor how I liked my math teacher, and she was like "He is NOT a good teacher! He doesn't show you his work!" :)
GrenadeJumper85		#71	[-]
Posts: 4493 (04/29/08 11:04 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So even if the doctor hadn't of stitched him up, he still would have been taken out of the game. You can't go walking around an island for thirty-nine with no showers or antibiotics with a gaping hole in your knee.
NoChetCherlock		#72	[-]
Posts: 234 (04/29/08 12:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	GrenadeJumper85 wrote: So even if the doctor hadn't of stitched him up, he still would have been taken out of the game. You can't go walking around an island for thirty-nine with no showers or antibiotics with a gaping hole in your vagina. Does this mean Parvati gets med-evacced??
GrenadeJumper85		#73	[-]
Posts: 4500 (04/29/08 12:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well, at least the gaping vagina has the potential to provide an amazing shelter.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#74	[-]
Posts: 1433 (04/29/08 12:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah, rumor has it she can sleep six comfortably.

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