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teenytiny83		#2081	[-]
Posts: 1497 (03/22/08 3:36 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This season is just all wrong. I blame Mark Burnett for goofy quitters and the badly planned challenge that took you out. Jon you were the only hope for the fans.They dont seem to know what they are doing out there and are lost without someone to guide them. It seems like you going has caused a domino effect. THEY DID NEED YOU. Now they are going to get picked off one by one.They are too all over the place and cant seem to come together. They needed you to lead them to the promise land. Eliza is pretty much screwed now too. I cant see her teaming back up with Ceria and Ozzy. sighs That is not how it was supposed to happen dammit. Damn stick. Damn infection. Damn Mark Burnett for his horrible casting. I refuse to believe they couldnt find better players. Outside of Tracy who at least tried something to stay in the game. I would have loved to seen a Jon, Eliza, James, Tracy Ami final five. That would have kicked ass. Instead of what we are going to get. Blech. Last Edited By: teenytiny83 03/22/08 3:50 PM. Edited 2 times.
goose		#2082	[-]
Posts: 98 (03/22/08 3:47 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jonathan, you certainly played a more compassionate role this time. Why? Was it because you did not like being portrayed as an antagonist on C I? Anyway, love your voice (AA).
PagongSchlong		#2083	[-]
Posts: 2287 (03/22/08 4:19 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TheAmericanFriend wrote: Friends, enjoying the beautiful SoCal sunshine Forgive me Lord, for I have committed the sin of envy. Pittsburgh is getting snow...again. Speaking of snow, what made you and your Father ever come up with "winter"? It seems like a completely unnecessary season. Can you end it please?
mrsisaak		#2084	[-]
Posts: 159 (03/22/08 4:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Friends, enjoying the beautiful SoCal sunshine and wishing you all well. Is it me or is this a pretty weird season? I mean one straight up medivac, (me) one straight up quit, (KB) and two sort of semi-quit/semi-medivac semi somethings… (Jonny and Chet) that's half of the first eight out in strange circumstances… I don't know what it means, but it's weird right? Any thoughts? All that and no one lost any fingers.
Juggler 8o8		#2085	[-]
Posts: 859 (03/22/08 4:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TheAmericanFriend wrote: Friends, enjoying the beautiful SoCal sunshine and wishing you all well. Is it me or is this a pretty weird season? I mean one straight up medivac, (me) one straight up quit, (KB) and two sort of semi-quit/semi-medivac semi somethings… (Jonny and Chet) that's half of the first eight out in strange circumstances… I don't know what it means, but it's weird right? Any thoughts? JONATHAN WORSHIP!!! Great to see you posting here! You totally delievered again and your legend is still alive. If there is an All-Stars 2 still possible I hope you're on it! I am really sorry for the bad luck you had and your injury. I hope your leg has recovered and you are doing well
WylDawg		#2086	[-]
Posts: 14934 (03/22/08 7:32 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	All these "injuries" and "quitters" are awfully conveniant to make the 20 people format fit withing the time frame. Jus sayin'..... Forgive me Lord, for I have committed the sin of envy. Pittsburgh is getting snow...again. Yeah, 2 feet of snow, that must be hell Last Edited By: WylDawg 03/22/08 7:58 PM. Edited 1 times.
Us Kids Know		#2087	[-]
Posts: 3887 (03/22/08 7:44 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	tinfoil hat
AidanAcello		#2088	[-]
Posts: 926 (03/22/08 7:47 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	2100 Epiphanies embracing the Glory of Jonathan Christ
OnlyMatthew		#2089	[-]
Posts: 953 (03/22/08 8:04 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	PagongSchlong wrote: TheAmericanFriend wrote: Friends, enjoying the beautiful SoCal sunshine Forgive me Lord, for I have committed the sin of envy. Pittsburgh is getting snow...again. Speaking of snow, what made you and your Father ever come up with "winter"? It seems like a completely unnecessary season. Can you end it please? There are no seasons, only periods of time where Jonathan is less angry with sinners.
PagongSchlong		#2090	[-]
Posts: 2288 (03/22/08 8:15 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OnlyMatthew wrote: PagongSchlong wrote: TheAmericanFriend wrote: Friends, enjoying the beautiful SoCal sunshine Forgive me Lord, for I have committed the sin of envy. Pittsburgh is getting snow...again. Speaking of snow, what made you and your Father ever come up with "winter"? It seems like a completely unnecessary season. Can you end it please? There are no seasons, only periods of time where Jonathan is less angry with sinners. While I'd like to believe this philosophy, I simply can't. There is no way EVERYONE from Southern California is sin-free. Why the F does the sun always shine there?
melicatsmom		#2091	[-]
Posts: 254 (03/22/08 9:07 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well think of it this way, Apostle Schlong....in Pittsburgh you don't get monster earthquakes, mudslides, big-ass forest fires, and Pittsburgh didn't produce Charles Manson, the Menendez Brothers, the Hillside Stranglers, the Night Stalker, Robert Blake, or O.J. Simpson. And in Pittsburgh when someone is happy, sad, or angry at you, you can tell because they're not shot full of Botox. And for the most part the hooters in Pittsburgh are real. I'd say SoCal is the perfect place for Our Lord Jonathan to reside because he and Richard have been trying to remove the sinners from there for some time. Problem is in SoCal they just keep producing more.
PagongSchlong		#2092	[-]
Posts: 2289 (03/22/08 9:33 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	melicatsmom wrote: Well think of it this way, Apostle Schlong....in Pittsburgh you don't get monster earthquakes, mudslides, big-ass forest fires, and Pittsburgh didn't produce Charles Manson, the Menendez Brothers, the Hillside Stranglers, the Night Stalker, Robert Blake, or O.J. Simpson. And in Pittsburgh when someone is happy, sad, or angry at you, you can tell because they're not shot full of Botox. And for the most part the hooters in Pittsburgh are real. I'd say SoCal is the perfect place for Our Lord Jonathan to reside because he and Richard have been trying to remove the sinners from there for some time. Problem is in SoCal they just keep producing more. TESTIFICATION! Amen. However, there is nothing...and I mean NOTHING worse than a hot looking girl with a Pittsburgh accent.
melicatsmom		#2093	[-]
Posts: 255 (03/22/08 9:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	However, there is nothing...and I mean NOTHING worse than a hot looking girl with a Pittsburgh accent. Aww Pittsburgh's not so bad...I visited there in '92 for the NLCS and I thought it was pretty (and I hope I'm still a member of this church after I mentioned that painful memory for you guys).
Riliss		#2094	[-]
Posts: 3467 (03/22/08 10:16 PM) Ugly on the inside Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I LOVE the wikipedia article now. All we need now is tax exemption. The way this season is playing out is just maintaining that allstar seasons are absolutely horrible. Jonathan Penner, the greatest allstar ever, was therefore dealt a truly tragic hand by the allstar curse. Jonathan Christ works in mysterious ways.
melicatsmom		#2095	[-]
Posts: 257 (03/22/08 10:50 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Wikipedia article has yielded a powerful testimony. Here, I have absolute proof that Jeff Probst is a hardcore member of the Church of Jonathan Christ. The links in the article led to a link to the teleconference they give before every season, and here is what he said: We have some fans that people are going to like and root for. But yeah, I know these guys so there's a report that we have. There are people like Jonathan Penner, one of my favorite all time Survivors because he gets it, quote, unquote. He knows what the show is. He knows that it is a game for a million dollars. He's also aware that it is being televised. He's a great storyteller. I appreciate that. Jonathan complains more than anybody has ever complained in this game. At every challenge he's whining and bitching that something's not fair. It cracks me up. It gives you an opportunity to go back and forth. sniff beautiful testifying, Jeff. Bless you, my Brother.
Undertakeress		#2096	[-]
Posts: 5099 (03/22/08 11:16 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Okay y'all have not experienced a Michigan winter apparently. We got 12 inches of snow yesterday. PLUS I live outside Detroit, thus I have to deal with the heathen crime crack addicted hoes that travel down my way....
ParvatiTheShallow		#2097	[-]
Posts: 502 (03/22/08 11:17 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Curse the bloody Dr. who sewed up his puncture wound. What a moron. She is the Judas.
DuckyLu		#2098	[-]
Posts: 3 (03/23/08 12:25 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jonathan <3!!! This thread was getting way too close to the bottom half of the first page. I do not think people should have to scroll down to see the light.
melicatsmom		#2099	[-]
Posts: 259 (03/23/08 2:31 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This thread should be bumped because it is Easter and even though Our Savior actually resurrected a day early, there's hope he will rise again on the correct day (unless he's doing special stuff with Stacy, Connor, and Ava).
smokeitgood		#2100	[-]
Posts: 5006 (03/23/08 3:18 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	(It's Cooper not Connor.)

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