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Okay, as we are clearly desperate for something to keep this thread alive I guess discussing Lorenzo Lamas (who I do think would be a FANTASTIC Bachelor btw) is preferable than discussing ye ole Brit queer.

May I remind you that Lorenzo despite whatever work he has had done to himself (which is PLENTY I am assuming) is near 50 if not past 50. His claim to fame other than being one of the hundred of progeny of Fernando (rivaled only by the Inglesias dude for having a great deal of spawn/sperm himself) was on Falcon Crest. A show over 20 years old. A show where the famous person on the show was Ronald Reagan's ex wife (not Nancy) and Barnabas from Dark Shadows.

He then managed to somehow have a show on USA networks when well there was nothing on USA networks except some show about Miami Cops in hot pants where he rode around on a motorcycle being a renegade, which if I recall in irony, was the VERY NAME of the show.

As it was nearing the end of the 20th century and we no longer had game shows such as Hollywood Squares (well briefly and undoubtedly he was on that as well) or Match Game where celebrities of D list caliber went to die and give out little clever bon mots written by far more intelligent and wittier gay men... we were forced to watch ARE YOU HOT?

For those who cannot recall, Lorenzo tried to be the Simon Cowell of the panel cutting down aspiring gay porn actors and models with witty putdowns meant to be amusing but were sadly not written by funny smart gays but angry fat white boys who wanted to get laid and couldn't so they made this show up to mock good looking people.

Lorenzo during this time also married many ex Playboy models and in the form of his father managed to have enough swimmers to impregnate these IQ wonders with his genetic marker. We now have a child whose IQ is much less than her bra size and while is definitely high in the DNA of looks department makes a puddle of mud seem like Steven Hawking.

I could go on but why?