I thought this was amusing enough to warrant its own thread.
Sheila, James and Adam were outside discussing Josh's treatment of women, and Sheila went on a tirade for a good 30 minutes about how she's not there for the money and the emotional stress isn't worth it, yadda yadda. Typical Sheila nonsense, until James commented that his mother would never do BB. Sheila says she's only doing it to better her son's life, and James says that if she doesn't win, there's a possibility their life will be exactly the same as it was before she entered the house.
Which led to this:
Sheila: Oh, but it will be. If I don't win, I have a book deal.
She is absolutely convinced that she has a book deal worth a half a million dollars, and that they're already making her movie offers, and that her appearance on the Early show will lead her to an agent who will help her make all the right connections in New York.
Title suggestions? Plotlines? Movie cast?
Sheila, James and Adam were outside discussing Josh's treatment of women, and Sheila went on a tirade for a good 30 minutes about how she's not there for the money and the emotional stress isn't worth it, yadda yadda. Typical Sheila nonsense, until James commented that his mother would never do BB. Sheila says she's only doing it to better her son's life, and James says that if she doesn't win, there's a possibility their life will be exactly the same as it was before she entered the house.
Which led to this:
Sheila: Oh, but it will be. If I don't win, I have a book deal.
She is absolutely convinced that she has a book deal worth a half a million dollars, and that they're already making her movie offers, and that her appearance on the Early show will lead her to an agent who will help her make all the right connections in New York.
Title suggestions? Plotlines? Movie cast?
This book gets SO much work!
