I loved Paulina's crack about how the photo shoot is the perfect metaphor for modeling. You're all just meat. And the awkward reaction to that burst of
reality. 
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America's Next Top Model 10: IT'S OVER. USE PAST SEASONS THREAD.
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Posts: 5511 (03/13/08 8:23 AM) Registered User |
I've loved all of Lauren's photos...she doesnt have a shot in hell of winning this, but she is going to walk away with a great portfolio.
And who the fuck does Jaslene think she is? Tyrant? Its like she took a page directly out of her book with the "do you want to be here?" line. |
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Posts: 320 (03/13/08 8:25 AM) Registered user |
And who the fuck does Jaslene think she is? Tyrant? Its like she took a page directly out of her book with the "do you want to be here?" line.I know! My dislike of Jaslene just got bigger! I want Lauren to do even better now, just to stick it to Jaslene! |
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Posts: 161 (03/13/08 9:07 AM) Registered User |
Ok, something that continues to piss me off, WHY CANT THESE GIRLS WALK????.....Seriously!!!!!!.....My GAWD, there were some tragic walks down that runway, I
was like WTF!!!! Kata is the only one who really walked like a model, but the others...geeeeeeeeez.......
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JerseyWall2 |
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Posts: 3875 (03/13/08 9:20 AM) Registered User |
I totally agree. This is the most awkward bunch I've ever seen. Your typical high school band geek can walk better than these skanks. If they would just
walk NORMALLY, it'd be fine, but they try to be sexy or modelesque and they're too stupid to know what that means.
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Posts: 1589 (03/13/08 10:06 AM) Registered user |
Silliness wrote: It was hilarious and quite ironic when Dominique said that it was always her dream to appear in Seventeen.
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Gregoire |
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Posts: 27388 (03/13/08 10:30 AM) Registered user |
Maybe Seventeenth Century Magazine, but not Seventeen. Bitch looks like a haggard washer-woman. Actually, she looks like the shit that a
haggard washer-woman would clean up.
I want to love Lauren but Christ, anybody walks better than her. Eight year old children with Multiple Schlerosis do catwalk better than her. Its like she pulls her body along with her pelvis. Has she even seen a runway show before? That said, I wanted to sock Jaslene in the mouth for criticizing her. What exactly is it about Whitney that draws Tyrant's eyes every time she walks in the room? She's is assured top three with that comment. I still don't get her. She looks catalog, and that hair does her face no favors. |
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Posts: 2799 (03/13/08 10:38 AM) MESS member |
Gregoire wrote: Agreeance on all points. I don't get the Whitney lurve either, she is very average. |
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White Zulu |
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Posts: 39 (03/13/08 10:42 AM) Registered user |
Dominique has a Sylvester Stallone (Rambo) mouth.
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chapera rocks |
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Posts: 8611 (03/13/08 11:07 AM) Registered User |
Jaslene is a fucking drag queen cunt. "That made me so sad." Who the fuck does she think she is?
RIP Amis.  She was great.
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Posts: 525 (03/13/08 11:21 AM) Registered user |
Whitney: "I've seen transvestytes who walk better than she does."
Did anyone else find this statement terribly ironic? |
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HewanKelwahFan |
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Posts: 83 (03/13/08 11:25 AM) |
gokkun wrote: Tyra says: Bitch yo face jus ain't der. Your eyes are really dead and your not working your body very well. . .guuuurrrrrrrllll. |
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PAPAYOKE |
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Posts: 19126 (03/13/08 11:32 AM) Registered user |
Lauren's walk was the most fucked-up thing I've seen on a show that is full of fucked-up things. Shit had me dying. |
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Posts: 4107 (03/13/08 12:01 PM) Registered user |
(((meat panties)))
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Posts: 9264 (03/13/08 12:06 PM) Registered User |
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Posts: 3351 (03/13/08 12:38 PM) Registered User |
I still feel like they are butchering Katarzyna's name...and she just takes it over and over and over again. But, I do feel like she is really pretty...A cuter, less cloying version of Chantal. Aimee is clearly fodder, bitch got no personality.Please stop comparing Kata to wonk eyed Chantal. It is actually making me not like her, and she's my choice for the win. I seriously don't get what you bitches see in Delta Burke. He face is like a pancake, flat with no contours. She is average at best. No one nailed the photo shoot last night. |
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Posts: 3876 (03/13/08 12:47 PM) Registered User |
I am in the minority, but I don't mind that Jaslene accused Lauren of not wanting to be there. Watching her do runway, she has this look on her face like
"ugh, I'm so fucked," and she didn't even stop at the end...it really looked like she just wanted to get off that runway ASAP. I think
that's what Jaslene meant - that in the world of professional modeling (ie "here"), you might need to walk a catwalk once in a while.
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Posts: 163 (03/13/08 12:47 PM) Registered User |
sugarrhill wrote: I completely agree, I was not impressed by ANY of the pics, most were actually pretty bad in my eyes....
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chronic |
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Posts: 1590 (03/13/08 12:56 PM) Registered user |
Yeah, I didn't think Jaslene was that harsh, just that Lauren took it way too hard. It was easier for her to blame Jaslene than really address why she
almost seems to self-sabotage her walk. Has she even bothered to practice? I still like Lauren though.
As for Whitney, I think this is gorgeous. 
If you're talking pancakes, however.... 
Of course, I do think Katarzyna is stunning, and has the most potential by far, though has yet to bring it. By contrast, I think Whitney doesn't look nearly so good in person. But I do love that photo, and thought last night's was one of the best (of an admittedly mediocre lot). |
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Posts: 86 (03/13/08 12:58 PM) |
The photoshoot sucked all together. There were other things that could be done besides meat. |
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