Okay, he blows goats.
and I don't mean while he strips.
Urg that was bad.
and I don't mean while he strips.
Urg that was bad.
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AI7 TOP12/11:LENNON/McCARTNEY/BEATLES Play-By-Play/Commentary
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Posts: 5834 (03/11/08 7:18 PM) Registered User |
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Posts: 1163 (03/11/08 7:18 PM) MESS member |
Just NOT good!
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Jessfrogger88 |
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Posts: 10375 (03/11/08 7:18 PM) Registered User |
My least favorite David Performance so far.
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Posts: 19 (03/11/08 7:18 PM) |
best part of Davids song is that is is now over
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Posts: 507 (03/11/08 7:19 PM) |
Jessfrogger88 wrote: Pizza bistro = euphemism for gay strip club |
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marathon |
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Posts: 768 (03/11/08 7:19 PM) Registered user |
Another critique that seemed written before the performance...
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Posts: 19464 (03/11/08 7:19 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru
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David Hernandez.
I Saw Her Standing There "Pizza bistro." Is that the euphemism for "gay bar" these days?  Another song choice that either works, or comes off as just comical;
and his first problem is that he's both oversinging (replete with goat-brato borrowed from Carmen Rasmusen) and overacting. He's got a voice, and
finally in the second verse starts to use it. But it's too stylish a choice for somebody with this strong of a voice. His forte is holding notes on
perfect pitch, and he's looking like a circus act. Good luck with that.
A 4. Randy: You got a big voice, and you can sing. But this was too overdone. Kinda I was lost from the jump. Just too much going on with it. Paula: Didn't work well. Randy: What was that? Feedback. Paula: David, you know I love your voice. Too many runs. Simon: David, no. No. No. Corny, verging on desperate. Audience: BOO! Simon: SHut up. It was rabbit-in-the-headlights. Didn't think it was a particularly strong performance. Sorry. |
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GrenadeJumper85 |
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Posts: 3504 (03/11/08 7:20 PM) |
That song was waaaaaaaaaaay to simple for his voice.
I think he has an awesome voice, but that song did not let him showcase it at all. |
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Brad Lascelle |
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Posts: 595 (03/11/08 7:20 PM) Registered user |
This might be the first season we've had where there's some legit credence for a 'Vote For the Best' drive.
'Cause there's only one uniquely genuine performer out of this group that has vocal ability, isn't a plant, wasn't raised on the talent circuit and has the potential to win it all. And that's Brooke White. |
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Posts: 1667 (03/11/08 7:20 PM) Not really here |
I specialize in not cool.
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ModernDayClyde |
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Posts: 227 (03/11/08 7:20 PM) |
I agree with Simon's comments. Actually him stripping during the song probably still wouldn't have saved it. Just bad all around.
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Posts: 738 (03/11/08 7:20 PM) Registered user |
Oh, I'm so disappointed. I really love David Hernandez's voice a lot, and if I had to lose out on Danny, at least I still had this guy. But that?
Sucked. A lot. It was corny, cheesy, and desperate all at the same time. I just hope it doesn't send him home already.
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MrWhiteFolks |
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Posts: 344 (03/11/08 7:20 PM) Registered user |
Anyone a Chicago White Sox fan? If you are you know the announcer Hawk Harrelson's famous line when they get a strike out:
'he gone' David H is gone. Depending on the others, Syesha as well. Although if Carly was surprise boot I would get REALLY drunk on St Pattys day in memory of her. |
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Ralph Wiggum for President |
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Posts: 1370 (03/11/08 7:21 PM) |
Oh dear God. Amanda.
And I just realized that not only is Devil Child in the pimp spot, they've upped the ante by putting KKKristy before him to attempt to make him look even better. |
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ts2 |
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Posts: 1164 (03/11/08 7:21 PM) MESS member |
Ramiele is probably so thankful for David's performance.
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Posts: 467 (03/11/08 7:21 PM) Registered User |
And that's Brooke White. and then also set a record for selling the least amount of cd's ever of any AI performer. |
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FingerWagginAlicia |
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Posts: 2354 (03/11/08 7:22 PM) Registered user |
mybunnyisfunny1 wrote: They offer Sausage or Pepperoni... |
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Jedijake |
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Posts: 4953 (03/11/08 7:23 PM) MESS member |
I'm not sure if David H is auditioning for "Grease" or "Disney on Ice" because it's WAY too much showboating. No sincerity. After
people like David Cook and Brooke White who were real to themselves, nobody's going to know who the hell David H is supposed to be.
And it looks like Amanda's sporting the big hair again. |
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 5144 (03/11/08 7:23 PM) Registered user |
Lord, that was awful. That's a great record, but not a good song to cover.
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JRobbed |
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Posts: 10073 (03/11/08 7:23 PM) Registered User |
SLD, why the super harsh ratings this week?
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