Paris Celebrates Her 1000th Post by Ranking the 50 Hottest Survivor Men

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Joaqenix		#141	[-]
Posts: 506 (03/11/08 4:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	A picture of Ryno's dick from that challenge really needs to be added there.
WylDawg		#142	[-]
Posts: 14800 (03/11/08 5:16 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Straight guy perspective so probably meaningless, but I never understood why Ryno classifies as a Survivor hunk. His body is the prototype of average and his face his just akward. To top it off, he has lots of model-like pictures on his myspace so clearly he find himself attractive too, which just makes it all that creepier. John K I've stated my opinion of him many times. He looks like he's barely 12 years old. It skeeves me out that so many people consider him "hot". It's like legal kiddie porn. And don't even get me started on Mariano. Women who find him attractive either physically or his personality, need many, many years of therapy. My apologies to Paris if Mariano is slated to appear on this list...
OhHonry		#143	[-]
Posts: 35 (03/11/08 5:29 PM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Maybe, but he's packin'.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#144	[-]
Posts: 431 (03/11/08 5:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Paris Hilton wrote: The 38th Hottest Survivor is... Tom Westman Survivor: Palau (Winner) Tom is one of Survivor's most popular and lovavble hunks. He dominated the challenges, both mentally and physically. That is a huge turn on for me. The fact that he singlehandedly dominated the game like nobody has ever done before is hot. And Tom looked sexy while doing it. Reason not ranked higher: He's just too old. But still so hot. Or is it just me? (fans self)
Lurlene McDaniels		#145	[-]
Posts: 637 (03/11/08 5:48 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And don't even get me started on Mariano. Women who find him attractive either physically or his personality, need many, many years of therapy. Aw, that's not nice! Amber in no way needs therapy!
AidanAcello		#146	[-]
Posts: 781 (03/11/08 5:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Agreeance on Ryno's awkward-looking face, Brother Wyl.
OhHonry		#147	[-]
Posts: 36 (03/11/08 5:55 PM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	coughhotcough
spnintendo		#148	[-]
Posts: 2158 (03/11/08 10:00 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	WylDawg wrote: And don't even get me started on Mariano. Women who find him attractive either physically or his personality, need many, many years of therapy. My apologies to Paris if Mariano is slated to appear on this list... There isn't a single thing attractive about Boston Rahb. Ambuh was seriously drunk off her ass in ASS. He was just her loveslave who she rode to the finals.
Paris Hilton		#149	[-]
Posts: 1056 (03/11/08 11:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sorry to dissappoint everyone. Rob may have a vile personality, but there is no denying he is hot. If you saw him on the street and didnt know who he was, he would be very attractive. Its just his personality that is ugly. So yes, he is on my list... Not high enough to make my top half though... ...The 29th Hottest Survivor is... Rob Mariano Survivor: Marquesas (10th Place) Survivor: All-Stars (2nd Place) Rob M might have a vile personality, but like I said before, he is still hot. In Survivor 4, he was voted out early, and I was sad because he was entertaining and kept me horny. In All-Stars, his douchiness was unbearable. It wasnt worth watching, even for him body. Overall, he looked better on season 8. He looks much better with a tan and a few punds lost. He made my list just for his body. Reason not ranked higher: I hate him. With a passion.
SurvivorFanGP		#150	[-]
Posts: 5049 (03/11/08 11:40 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Agreeance, I can't see how anyone would find him attractive. His body isn't even all that great. He looks like he's sucking on a damn sour apple. Or cock.
spnintendo		#151	[-]
Posts: 2163 (03/11/08 11:43 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh and that chain he wore always bugged me. It looks...heavy.
Madhackrviper		#152	[-]
Posts: 1860 (03/11/08 11:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Not attractive, not physically or in personality, all around vile
Paris Hilton		#153	[-]
Posts: 1057 (03/11/08 11:48 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The 28th Hottest Survivor is... Jonathan Libby Survivor: Palau (20th Place) Jonathan was robbed during Palau. I dont know who's bright idea it was to eliminate two people off the bat. But I am mad at them. We could have had more Jonathan. He seemed like a likable guy, but the world will never know. I am happy that his shirt was off for the half hour that I did get to see him. Reason not ranked higher: We just didnt get to see enough of him.
Alffmix		#154	[-]
Posts: 5111 (03/11/08 11:51 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I saw a dude that looked exactly like Jonathan Libby at work the other day. Of course I didn't tell him, how nerdy would that be?
spnintendo		#155	[-]
Posts: 2164 (03/11/08 11:51 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Coby's irrational hatred of Jonathan </3
Romber Rulz		#156	[-]
Posts: 841 (03/11/08 11:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Rob Mariano drools
Madhackrviper		#157	[-]
Posts: 1863 (03/11/08 11:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Romber Rulz wrote: Rob Mariano drools slap
AidanAcello		#158	[-]
Posts: 787 (03/12/08 12:01 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	<3 Boston accents </3 Boston Rob Jonathan Libby?! O_o
Paris Hilton		#159	[-]
Posts: 1058 (03/12/08 12:11 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The 27th Hottest Survivor is... Michael "Frosti" Zernow Survivor: China (8th Place) I want to lick a Frosti. Thats all I can say. Frosti had me goo goo over him from his first dance move at the first Immunity Challenge. He takes very good care of his body. He is an athlete. And he is hot for that. As the season went on, his body got better and better. I certainly enjoyed watching him. Reason not ranked higher: He is a little too scrawny.
AidanAcello		#160	[-]
Posts: 788 (03/12/08 12:17 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Frosti is a LOT scrawny. He makes a good match for Todd, tho.

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