Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

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Tres Gay		#81	[-]
Posts: 2873 (03/06/08 5:23 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What is with all the shameful shitters here?
Tres Gay		#82	[-]
Posts: 2874 (03/06/08 5:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I can't get this one to post as a picture but it is definitely worth clicking the link. http://www.flickr.com/photos/typefiend/110157867/
Jitensha		#83	[-]
Posts: 12616 (03/06/08 5:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I don't understand shameful poopers either. Poop and be proud!
annie normas butt		#84	[-]
Posts: 4099 (03/06/08 5:40 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I shamefully pooped in Target the other night ::hangshead I thought I could make it home until I got in the check out lane and realized no way could it wait. You know the kind where you starting cramping at the depth of your bowels and no amount of butt-clenching will stop the dam. So I made my daughter stand guard while I used a stall. Sure enough in walks an employee and my daughter begins giggling. Did I mention my son works at this Target and part of his duties are checking/restocking the bathroom supplies? He came home from work that night and said someone stunk up the women's bathroom so badly he almost puked in the trashcan
rolandofthewhite		#85	[-]
Posts: 850 (03/06/08 5:45 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	From my dorm last year. It was just... awful. It looked as if someone had pulled down their pants, stood in the stall door, and sprayed liquid shit all over the inside of the stall. There was an honest-to-God film of poomist on the stall walls, and the entire toilet looked like it was painted brown. *urp
Tres Gay		#86	[-]
Posts: 2876 (03/06/08 5:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Roland, submit that to passiveagressivenotes.com!
The Purple Parrot		#87	[-]
Posts: 4900 (03/06/08 6:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Anne Boleyn wrote: For Christ's sake people. Poop at home. Ecks.
Monsieur Muggles		#88	[-]
Posts: 2582 (03/06/08 7:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Roland, I saw at least two of those a year in the communal bathrooms in college. They just become routine and you learn to find alternative bathrooms. Meanwhile, custodial staff refuse to clean it, the RA refuses to clean it, and it just becomes a festering putrid mess for about a week, then some poor sap fed up with it goes and cleans it themselves. Bless the Good Samaritan.
Tres Gay		#89	[-]
Posts: 2881 (03/06/08 7:11 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thank god I only had to deal with communal shitters for one year in college. It was bad enough when there were 4 of us sharing a bathroom and all had some level of accountability.
StarringAmy		#90	[-]
Posts: 3457 (03/06/08 7:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	lol wth lol ew.
StarringAmy		#91	[-]
Posts: 3458 (03/06/08 7:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ScruffyGuy wrote: What do you gals do with your purse if there is no hook on the door? Put it around my neck, cause when you go wash yourself with the toilet paper your purse can go into the toilet when it's on your arm.
buckichick		#92	[-]
Posts: 955 (03/06/08 7:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Within the last year, I moved to a new office on campus and have noticed foot/shoeprints on the toilet seat on a regular basis. WTF, is someone standing on the seat and squatting to poo?
StarringAmy		#93	[-]
Posts: 3459 (03/06/08 7:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I don't like to sit on the the toilet, I would rather squat... but i don't stand on the toilet and squat, that's just silly. lol Maybe people are peeking over to watch others pee? Maybe it's a turn on. lol My ex-friend told me that one time a guy said he would pay her money if he could watch her pee, so yeah there are people like that.
StarringAmy		#94	[-]
Posts: 3460 (03/06/08 7:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ScruffyGuy wrote: You get shelves? Yeah and if you go in the handicap bathroom at my work, you get two shelves... so you can have a party!
StarringAmy		#95	[-]
Posts: 3461 (03/06/08 7:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ScruffyGuy wrote: What kind of graffiti do ladies create on restroom walls? My Mom once told me that mostly it's "Kelly Loves Tom" and shit like that. I'd like to think you girls draw flowers and kittens and things of that nature. . I don't see this anymore, but in high school it was that along with calling other girls sluts, say they have aids, call them ugly (it kinda reminds me of that whole pubic hair thing on that one mtv show... with that guy from shot of love) and what not, the so and so loves so in so was more middle school.
superguppie		#96	[-]
Posts: 22105 (03/06/08 10:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This thread is still fucking funny.
Elwayfan		#97	[-]
Posts: 1006 (03/06/08 10:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What kind of graffiti do ladies create on restroom walls? This is the horrible insult someone wrote about my sister on the bathroom wall in high school: "[sister] is a PALE, FLAT-CHESTED VIRGIN!!" oooOOOOOoooo!! We still laugh about that 15 years later.
BlueJammies		#98	[-]
Posts: 498 (03/06/08 11:26 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I am a closet poo-er too. If I am out and absolutely have to go, I start getting an anxiety attack about having to poo in a bathroom with other people there. I will lurk around the bathroom until I know there is no one in there and then I will run in and try to go really fast before anyone comes in. Also, I flush the toilet constantly from the second I start until I am done. This serves two great purposes. First, if anyone walks in, they will not hear farts, squirts and plopping noises and secondly, it will help the smell from lingering too long. The worst public poo I ever had was in a Target, where there was no way I could have the bathroom to myself. There was a family restroom, but someone was using it FOREVER. I tried to wait it out, but it became too extreme to wait another second so I had to run into the regular bathroom with a huge Saturday afternoon crowd. Old ladies, moms, kids it was my worst fears come true. Unfortunetly, this wasn't a normal poo. This was a day after Chinese food, explosive diarrhea poo. Well, I went to flushing and everything came out loud, hard and fast and SMELLY as hell. No amount of flushing could contain the Chinese poo rank. As soon as I was done, I ran out of that bathroom so fast I didn't even wash my hands (ewww, I know). My daughter was with me that day and when we left the bathroom she was like MOM! That stunk soooo bad, the entire bathroom smelled. I don't think I will ever have Chinese take out again.
Lauriemeck		#99	[-]
Posts: 1495 (03/07/08 11:14 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	redundantly redundant wrote: Why does your text have blue highlighting through it? I dunno, maybe cause my background is that color. eta heh, now it's gone....
Kimbob the Magnificent		#100	[-]
Posts: 3829 (03/07/08 11:36 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	poor jammies!

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