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Carly - she sings well, but sorry, there's something tinny about her voice. it's just a bit too thin. When push comes to shove, you will NOT want to buy her record, I fucking guarantee it. She will be great at doing so-so, but very competent COVERS of songs on Dancing with the Stars. This week, she looked better than she usually does.

Ramiele - Were the background singers in the wrong key? WTF? Tad boring this week. This song is boring. Singing was OK (again, Simon said what I wrote, write after I wrote it here).

Kady - vocally she was best sounding. Simon was dead right about her performance. She needs to try to channel some of the singers she's so good at imitating. This girl's voice is 1000 more interesting and special than Carly's. But she so far can't put on an engaging perforrmance to save her life.

Amanda - vocally great. But come on!!! They are trying to keep her in. Because her performance is once again so... fake. She's still a bit uncomfortable up there when she's dancing etc. Cute girl. Much cuter and younger looking each week. When she started a few months ago, all that makeup made her look 35.

Brooke - felt like a bit of a struggle there with the last syllable of each line. I didn't love the arrangement. I guess it was OK. I disagree with Simon. I think he's jocking Brooke.

Syesha - sharp, flat, all over the place on this song. BIG song, and it ate her up whole.

Kristy - not terrible. It sounded "original", i.e. she sang it with a twang accent. Nothing special. Randy was right that it could be a "country hit"... but that's more a reflection of how pitiful Country music is (as is often the case, Simon was thinking just what I was) Think about Steve Perry's version...phew.

Asiah - clearly Randy was trying to keep her in for some reason, because that just sucked ass on every level. BAD singing. BAD dancing. And you could HEAR her dancing if you closed your eyes, because she'd be taking in a breath each time she bent her body. Pitchy too, a lot. Kiss of death song, going all the way back to season 2.



Paula is high this week. Every time she comes out. Paula is drunk or high. It was worse last night, but today it was bad too. It's why she can't form a damn sentence.

BHG: Asiah & Kristy.