Due to the recent flurry of news reports, concerning Adam's kind offer to one day help make retards look better. I decided that as the most famous retard on Yuku, I should end my silence and give you the inside official view from the retard on the street.
Let's be frank, many of my tribe are a mess. Not all retards have nice dreads like me. Most of the people in my class had Mommies who use cereal bowls and scissors on 'them". The poster Puffy Pink Fatwin may be one of 'them" if his haircut is any indication.
Many times I and the other nine best dressed retards on Retard Quarterly's top ten list have desperately hidden our studly selves on Sadie Hawkins day. The one day all females in my class are on me like stink on an illegal immigrant. I have standards ladies. Adam's salon can't be built fast enough for us retarded studs. Unibrows, matted hair, bowl cuts, hairy lips and wild sideburns.... and we are still just talking about the ladies. ewww!
One correction should be made - Autistic people should not be confused with retards. Autistic people bug me and by extension ALL retarded people and advocates. Autistics just sit there and stare into space when you talk to them. They are a bunch of self righteous asswipes. Too good to talk to Mikey, huh? I don't really know what Autism is, but if you want to be an asshole and ignore me, I DON'T CARE!
Mikey the Authoritative Spokesman for Retards on Yuku.
NEW YORK (AP) -- A national autism group is demanding an apology from CBS over a disparaging remark a contestant on the reality show "Big Brother" made about people with the disorder.
John Gilmore, executive director of Autism United, said Monday that his group has been trying to speak with CBS executives since the show aired last week.
On the show, a contestant named Adam, who claims to work for an autism foundation, said he would spend his winnings on a hair salon for people with developmental disabilities "so retards can get it together and get their hair done."
The Web site for the show describes him as a 29-year-old public relations manager from Delray Beach, Fla.
His remark shocked his partner, Sheila, who replied, "Don't call them that."
Adam responded by saying, "Disabled kids. I can call them whatever I want. I work with them all day, OK?"
A call to CBS was not immediately returned.
"Big Brother" has been the target of other protests, condemned for remarks made by contestants about such hot-button issues as incest, race, ethnicity and sexual orientation. In the past, contestants have been removed following incidents that were deemed violent or racist.
The premise of the show is that contestants - or houseguests - are isolated from the outside world while under constant surveillance. Once a week, they vote to evict each other.
A jury of voted-off contestants picks the "Big Brother" winner over another finalist for the $500,000 grand prize.
Autism is a complex disorder featuring repetitive behaviors and poor social interaction and communication skills.
