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Best Insults
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Posts: 681 (02/13/08 11:23 AM) Registered user |
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solesurvivor01 |
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Posts: 726 (02/13/08 3:26 PM) Registered user |
I don't believe Jenna calling Deena a "fat pig" has been mentioned yet, nor the Twila/Scout vs Eliza feud, which brought about a few great insults. |
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ShanesThinkingSeat |
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Posts: 34 (02/13/08 5:36 PM) |
My favorite of the Eliza/Scout/Twila feud was "You've done nothin' but boil freakin' water!"
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MJSLawrence |
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Posts: 685 (02/14/08 3:16 AM) Registered user |
I loved Shane's interview on Courtney after the questionnaire challenge..."Now that she found out the whole tribe thinks she's an idiot..."
Or her little psycho dance after he threatened to kill her in her 'shitty little apartment'. Loved them both dearly...we'll NEVER get another Shane or Courtney... |
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mtj1282 |
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Posts: 604 (02/14/08 5:59 AM) |
ShanesThinkingSeat wrote: How bout rory making fun of how uselss eliza was! Makes me think there was some truth to it if even rory thinks it. lol. |
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solesurvivor01 |
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Posts: 728 (02/14/08 6:05 AM) Registered user |
My favorite of the Eliza/Scout/Twila feud was "You've done nothin' but boil freakin' water!That's definitly one of my favorites too. Also I love the "Twila is a dumb bitch," and "You're like a cocroach who won't go away," or whatever it was that Eliza said about Twila in her boot TC. And who can forget the argument during Eliza's jury speech? |
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mfrimley |
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Posts: 537 (02/14/08 10:23 AM) |
My favorite insults are those that are ironic and/or hypocritical.
Shii Ann (only on the insider) - "Jenna is such a sycophant. I don't know if she even knows what a sycophant is, and the way she talks to people is very condescending." Brandon - "Bobby Jon is kind of dumb, supposably [sic]." Parvati - "I'm half Jonathan's age, and twice as mature." |
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Parmaniza |
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Posts: 19 (02/14/08 11:24 AM) |
I'm not just going to eat the apple's, I am going to make the whole pie. - Amanda
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Posts: 5 (02/14/08 11:06 PM) |
The one Helen said about Jan. "If I had a gun I would have shot her and then shot myself. That's why I don't carry a gun,"
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ShanesThinkingSeat |
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Posts: 42 (02/14/08 11:33 PM) |
"Twigs 'n sticks." - Rob C, Amazon
"Neleh and Paschal are clearly rooting for me" - John, Marquesas (something like that) Tom's complete and utter pwnage of KJ at the Africa FTC (which btw is a very underrated speech) "What a worthless crew. What a completely worthless crew. I'm ready to get the hell outta Yasur." - Rory, Vanuatu (good quoteman) Colby not even giving Jerri an ounce of his breath at the voting booth. Idk if this counts, but Rudy's classic "I gotta lotta friends" line. "Get out. NOW!" - Judd, Guatemala "That's classic Mike, he's an idiot" - Jeff, Australia "Yau-Man's not nice. He sucks! So, soon as that idol's gone, see ya later, bucko!" - Jonny Fairplay, Micronesia "Twila, I've been waiting to vote you off since the day I met you!" - Eliza, Vanuatu Jeff: "What chance would JFP have with you if you were single? Darrah: "None". "You know what? Game's over for you." - Shawn, PI |
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Sole Survivor Genius |
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Posts: 501 (02/20/08 1:14 PM) Registered User |
I don't knwo the exact words but Shane telling Courtney that he would go to her apartment kill her then go back to his club and call it a day lol
BEST EVER Or Sue's whole snake/rat speech
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Juggler 8o8 |
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Posts: 462 (02/20/08 1:28 PM) |
Yeah those 2 were some of Survivor's bests
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Sole Survivor Genius |
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Posts: 504 (02/20/08 3:18 PM) Registered User |
Or anything that came out of Sandra's mouth regarding JFP lol
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Miss Firecrootch |
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Posts: 41 (02/20/08 4:42 PM) Registered user |
Edinboro wrote: Yeah!!! My favorite quote from Jamie to Brianna. While voting for Brianna on a parchment, Jamie said in referral to her, "Go back to the mall. you
dont belong here!" - something across the line. For some reason, it's one of the quotes I will to this date never forget!!! One of the best quotes
EVER!
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AussieOriginal |
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Posts: 1611 (02/20/08 5:45 PM) Registered user |
Rob C in the Amazon to whoever he voted out.
"Na na na na, Na na na na, Hey hey hey, Goodbye" - singing it just like the song. |
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XtremeInnovator420 |
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Posts: 942 (02/20/08 7:17 PM) Registered user |
Edit: Actually, found it.
Jamie votes for Brianna: "{sigh} You fell at the net in the challenge, you leaned on a pole in the challenge, you were scared to pick up the ball in the challenge, I don't think you've played a contact sport in your life. You're a girly girl and you need to go back to the shopping mall and leave the jungle."
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TheMysteryMan2004 |
Jamie's TC insults | ||
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Posts: 182 (02/20/08 7:31 PM) Registered User |
For Miss Firecrotch, Here's Jamie's TC comments to Brianna, and to Brooke:
Jamie votes for Brianna: "{sigh} You fell at the net in the challenge, you leaned on a pole in the challenge, you were scared to pick up the ball in
the challenge, I don't think you've played a contact sport in your life. You're a girly girl and you need to go back to the shopping mall and leave
the jungle."
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Pulau Tiga |
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Posts: 3835 (02/20/08 7:47 PM) Registered user |
Jamie also made some doctor joke when voting Margaret, too (it might have only been on Insider, I don't remember). I loved the occupation gimmick he had
going for a while, there.
By the way, AO, Rob's famous vote for Roger went: "Here comes tonight's long distance dedication. It goes out to Rob from New York. He writes, 'Dear Casey, There's a mean, old man in my life that's about to leave. Could you please play something appropriate for me?' Well, Rob, here's your request. Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey, hey, hey, good bye." |
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XtremeInnovator420 |
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Posts: 943 (02/20/08 11:11 PM) Registered user |
Wasn't there something about Roger actually hearing Rob's voting confessional and realizing he was going from that?
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cantthinkofaname |
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Posts: 1072 (02/20/08 11:13 PM) Registered User |
Has anyone mentioned Shane's "lunatic's soap" line.
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