I have respect for him as his arguments are more closely based upon the facts of the world than the competition but I gotta see some tangible benefits from worship before I go that way.
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Posts: 12511 (02/08/08 10:06 PM) Registered user |
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IndifferentCow |
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Posts: 604 (02/08/08 10:12 PM) |
I don't worship anything. I had an imaginary friend when I was a child, but I out grew that notion.
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Jenny du Jour |
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Posts: 72 (02/08/08 10:17 PM) |
Those people are kind of scary.
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Antithesys |
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Posts: 21149 (02/08/08 10:24 PM) Gadabout |
No less retarded than Christians, and quite a bit more deranged. I mean, they're saying "not only do I want to waste my life, I'm willing to
eternally suffer as well."
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Link Please |
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Posts: 446 (02/08/08 10:28 PM) |
Do you have to wear special underwear?
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frisbeehead |
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Posts: 12512 (02/08/08 10:29 PM) Registered user |
Antithesys wrote: Perhaps they make a special deal with the devil. |
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ThatSatanGuy |
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Posts: 1 (02/08/08 10:33 PM) |
Hey, there! I hear you, ah, got some questions there about the benefits of being my unholy minions. Well, I can tell you
there's just lots and lots of good old fashioned anal sex. So if you could just get out there and slaughter your entire families in my name and spread
their organs on this altar over here, you can start having that Anal Sex. Yeah, there's some of that fire and brimstone and all that crap, but really,
it's all about the Anal Sex. Come on in!
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snalpoacks |
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Posts: 55 (02/08/08 10:34 PM) |
Does it come with health care?
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Snuffy Smiff |
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Posts: 1306 (02/08/08 10:34 PM) Registered user |
Be very wary of the covered-dish suppers.
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frisbeehead |
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Posts: 12513 (02/08/08 10:44 PM) Registered user |
Sorta like the Survivor food challenge.
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ThatSatanGuy |
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Posts: 2 (02/08/08 10:47 PM) |
Yeah, we here in Hell cover all your healthcare needs. But, you know, it is Hell, and all, so it's an HMO, and you have to change primary doctors like once
a week through one o' them automated phone systems, but don't let that scare you! You just go out there and you sodomize anything that moves and carve
my name nice and big with a boning knife into fat broads wearing stretch pants, and we'll, ah, save a nice hot plate of the Anal Sex for ya.
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MorningStarr |
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Posts: 9 (02/08/08 10:49 PM) Registered user |
ThatSatanGuy wrote: Don't listen to him - he's an imposter. It is Yahweh in disguise - he always was an "Entrails on the Altar" Type guy!I am the Light bearer and the true source of your Race, The Dragon shall arise again. Beware this other Pig God who desires the slaughter of your children. |
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frisbeehead |
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Posts: 12514 (02/08/08 10:56 PM) Registered user |
ThatSatanGuy wrote: Satan - you are a LIAR if you do not mention the impossibly high deductible. |
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ThatSatanGuy |
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Posts: 3 (02/08/08 10:57 PM) |
Heh heh heh. That crazy Light Bearer guy and his 'Dragon shall rise' thing. I got your Dragon right here, buddy! Heh heh. Ah, he kills me. But anyhoo,
back to that ANAL SEX. Scads of it, kiddies. Just swear your allegience to me and fill up these here kegs with the blood of the innocent, and you are halfway
there!
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TW4Life |
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Posts: 1019 (02/08/08 10:57 PM) Registered user |
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StarringAmy |
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Posts: 2702 (02/09/08 1:39 AM) |
Yeah I don't believe in the Devil or God.
However there are people who are devil-like and god-like. |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 3808 (02/09/08 8:47 AM) Registered User |
Hillbitch voters worshop the fmeale Satan
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Posts: 1722 (02/09/08 9:53 AM) |
The modern Church of Satan basically tries to pass itself off as some sort of indulgent version of secular humanism.
They even have their own ten commandments, which can basically be summarized as "you are not the boss of me." |
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ShimMe |
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Posts: 1473 (02/09/08 10:23 AM) Registered user |
StarringAmy wrote: how can you be "like" something that doesn't exist? |
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ShimMe wrote: Please don't confuse the crowd with existentialism! They are barely able to safely handle matches! |
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