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When Hollywood Makes A _______, And They Need A _____, They Should Cast... |
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Posts: 30650 (02/02/08 7:17 PM) Registered user |
When Hollywood makes a monster action flick, and they need a skinny ass sindekick who cracks jokes, they should cast Kevin J. O'Connor.
When Hollywood makes a sad drama flick, and they need a emotional wreck mother, they should cast Sally Field.
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Posts: 28054 (02/02/08 7:20 PM) Registered user |
when hollywood makes an action film, and they need a tough motherfucker, they should cast samuel l. motherfuckin jackson.
when hollywood makes a cheap film, and they need an everyman, they should cast greg kinnear. |
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Posts: 7373 (02/02/08 7:21 PM) Registered user |
When Hollywood makes a steaming pile of crap, and they need someone desperate enough to star in it, they should cast Cuba Gooding Jr.
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Posts: 30651 (02/02/08 7:23 PM) Registered user |
When Hollywood make a film of any type and the need a character to deliver lines flatly, they should cast Zooey Deschanel.
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Posts: 28056 (02/02/08 7:25 PM) Registered user |
when hollywood makes a film about dead guys, and they need a stiff, they oughta cast heath ledger. maybe brad renfro, if he can't do it.
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Posts: 500 (02/02/08 7:29 PM) |
dmb154678 wrote:
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Posts: 30653 (02/02/08 7:54 PM) Registered user |
When Hollywood is making a comedy and they need a cop/firefighter/ect who is thin and good looking and is a asshole to the geeky lead, they should cast John C.
McGinley.
dmb, hilarious |
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Posts: 14302 (02/02/08 8:16 PM) Registered user |
Seriously jumpy, do you do ANYTHING ELSE than watch movies?
You are to movies what Dicky is to politics. |
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Posts: 11560 (02/02/08 8:29 PM) Registered user |
WylDawg wrote: You've seen his pic. What else is he supposed to post about? Sex? |
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Posts: 30658 (02/02/08 8:35 PM) Registered user |
I do plenty, wyl.
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Posts: 3020 (02/02/08 9:02 PM) Registered User |
When Hollywood makes a comedy and they need an older man who's tough yet gives sage advice they should cast John Mahoney (the dad from Frasier).
When Hollywood makes any movie and they need an older whore type they should cast Sharon Stone. |
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Crooked Butt Crack |
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Posts: 55 (02/02/08 9:18 PM) Registered User |
worst.thread.ever. |
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Magdalyn |
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Posts: 7734 (02/02/08 11:34 PM) Registered User |
I DO like Zooey. Girl can sang.
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Posts: 699 (02/02/08 11:36 PM) |
when hollywood makes a movie and they need an actor, they should cast the best candidate for the job
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xbilkis |
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Posts: 700 (02/02/08 11:37 PM) |
also: the first comma in the title should not be there
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Posts: 30672 (02/02/08 11:38 PM) Registered user |
You wasted your 700th post for that?
WEAK! |
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xbilkis |
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Posts: 701 (02/02/08 11:38 PM) |
you're ugly and fat
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star jumper |
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Posts: 30674 (02/02/08 11:41 PM) Registered user |
You wasted you 701st post for that?
WEAK!! |
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