o! well then I"M in charge of keeping the straight guys straight!
*raspberry*
*raspberry*
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Committee to be in charge of OT
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Posts: 5988 (02/01/08 3:08 PM) Guttersnipe |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 5323 (02/01/08 3:08 PM) this won't end well.
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can I just be a paid consultant?
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 1685 (02/01/08 3:09 PM) |
I'll be in charge of Development of New Ways to Tell People to Kill Themselves.
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Shag |
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Posts: 3398 (02/01/08 3:10 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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Now that we're in charge, it's only a matter of hours before we rot with corruption and sell OT off in bits and pieces to cover up our embezzling. Nice
job, assholes!
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 501 (02/01/08 3:11 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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You should take a popsicle, put a sharp needle in it, and jab yourself repeatedly with it. Until your dead 'n stuff.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 1686 (02/01/08 3:11 PM) |
I already sold half of my Department. Now it's just Department to Kill People.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 5326 (02/01/08 3:13 PM) this won't end well.
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just wait on my 28 page report.
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bucking fitch |
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Posts: 169 (02/01/08 3:13 PM) Registered user |
Hamdingers wrote: If that's the case, can you get rid of the "ripping heart out and fisting it" way? It's been overdone. |
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HaroldBalzaccio |
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Posts: 5306 (02/01/08 3:14 PM) Registered user |
Can I be in charge of the kool-aid?
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 1687 (02/01/08 3:15 PM) |
All reports must be sumitted in blood on a single 3 x 5 notecard and must 100 words or less.
As far as terms, all I can confirm right now is that 'Kill yourself' is no longer acceptable and is officially deprecated as virtually meaningless as a retort. All submissions and suggestions should include graphic descriptions of self-mutilation. Thank you for your cooperation. HD, Head of the DNTTPKT.
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yukugajoob |
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Posts: 470 (02/01/08 4:19 PM) |
Nominate the following:
chutzpah: Kimbob the Magnificent moxie: Bawdy Madge mavenosity: Tres Gay je ne sais quoi: Ipswich Ripper General Ringmaster: ilikelissie Court Jester: merkyl Odd member (to break tie votes and stuff and supply beer): bernard wrangler |
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tarzan groupie |
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Posts: 8093 (02/01/08 4:40 PM) Registered user |
I'd like to nominate myself to be Chief Sammich Maker.
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 11270 (02/01/08 4:47 PM) faqmaster |
I think you're suppossed to add a list to the first post and keep updating it or something. I'm not sure. Not my department.
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 3715 (02/01/08 4:52 PM) Registered User |
I have a big dick that chicks swoon over and little pricks envy. I rule
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2old4MTV |
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Posts: 1080 (02/01/08 4:53 PM) Registered user |
I'm a maven with moxie, chutzpa and big boobs. But I dont want another job.
SIA |
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 1692 (02/01/08 5:04 PM) |
Then why don't you soak your big-ass bra in gasoline and lean in too close to the BBQ grill.*
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chelleforrupert |
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Posts: 8001 (02/01/08 7:20 PM) Registered user |
Order please! First order of business is to PM me your paypal info so that you all may pay the dues. We're going to need a LOT of cash.
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Jazzy |
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Posts: 1127 (02/01/08 7:49 PM) |
Given a choice between being in charge of this place or repeatedly bashing one's forehead against a brick wall, the brick wall comes out ahead.
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 28855 (02/01/08 7:53 PM) Registered user |
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 28027 (02/01/08 7:53 PM) Registered user |
i got enough shit to do around here.
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