yeah, a porn actress
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Posts: 224 (01/30/08 8:51 PM) Registered user |
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Posts: 18822 (01/30/08 8:51 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru |
Ben Hausbach, 26, Melbourne
Does a horrid song for Paula. Carroll Bethea, 27, shrieks. Grant Rhea, 24, acts like a drag singer out of drag. Simon: I'm tempted to say, come back in a dress. Fabienne Hyppolite. Sticks a finger in one ear and mumble-shrieks (I know those two things don't go together) Simon: I'm tempted to put both fingers in! Next up, Richard Valles, 19, Tampa. Does a horridly nasal Bless The Broken Road. And that's saying a lot, since the original was nasal. This is like he has 2 clothes pins on his nose or summat. 
Randy makes fun of his singing! Uh-oh ... Top 20 finalist from American Juniors. 
Julie Dubela. She was 12 then. Now she has a lower-lip piercing off to one side.
"Music is my life. This is my dream." (Didn't those lyrics come from the coronation song?) Girlfriend needs to lose the valley girl schtick. Me and Bobby McGee. Not bad. Not the best, either. But at least she didn't shriek her way through it. Personally I would have problems putting her through to Hollywood, because she's ACTING the damn song more than singing it. Simon: Have you ever been called precocious? Julie: What's that mean? (She admits she rehearsed in a mirror.) Simon: Overdramatic. Not great. Randy: The voice is not on point. Julie: I'm just acting myself right now. Simon: That's the problem. Randy: No. Not ready yet. Simon: No. Julie starts another song.
Simon: Some advice. Go to LA and become an actress. Julie! Julie! Julie: YOU DON'T LIKE THE TONE OF MY VOICE!? Simon: Why are you so surprised? Paula: You can be a very good actor. Julie: Why do youthink I"m acting? SImon: You're precocious. Don't play us anymore. Not a good enough audition.
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Posts: 18823 (01/30/08 8:52 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru |
Hysterical! Her American Juniors clips sound much better than her AI audition!
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Posts: 21044 (01/30/08 8:52 PM) Gadabout |
She'd be the LEAST precocious person in Fenway that day.
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shadycat |
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Posts: 654 (01/30/08 8:52 PM) Registered User |
I think she was better when she was 12.
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 2124 (01/30/08 8:53 PM) |
OMG, this is hilarious.
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 1834 (01/30/08 8:53 PM) |
This is the greatest thing ever. I actually watched American Juniors and remember her.
They probably all grew up to be insufferable brats just like her <3 |
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Posts: 18824 (01/30/08 8:53 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru |
Julie's parting confessional: Don't audition for American Idol. Don't watch the show.
(Then she turns sideways and puts on a 100% fake smile!)
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April R |
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Posts: 3844 (01/30/08 8:53 PM) Registered user |
she was way better as a 12 year old.
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meatball77 |
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Posts: 7530 (01/30/08 8:53 PM) Registered user |
She was better than a lot of people they put through. But she's 16 and they don't take teens unless they're outstanding.
And it was fun for them to dump her |
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elvindeath |
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Posts: 99 (01/30/08 8:53 PM) Registered User |
She was a cute kid. Sounded better back then. At what point did puberty kick her in the stomach and turn her into a whiny soulless bitch ?
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2Podunk 2Town |
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Posts: 499 (01/30/08 8:55 PM) Registered User |
She was the biggest bitch that has ever been on this show.
She shouldn't have sang Janis Joplin. She isn't as good as she was when she was 12. She should just go away and never appear on my tv screen ever again. |
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Princess Melissa Lansing |
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Posts: 801 (01/30/08 8:57 PM) Registered User |
My husband just informed me that the girl I was thinking about earlier was Chantel Kohl.
Jeez...this girl annoyed the hell out of me tonight. Thank God they didn't put her through. Can you imagine if she made it to the Top 12? She'd be TMZ fodder. |
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ketchuplover |
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Posts: 1191 (01/30/08 8:58 PM) Registered User |
elvindeath wrote: Quit talking about Seamencrust. |
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meatball77 |
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Posts: 7531 (01/30/08 8:59 PM) Registered user |
He wasn't that bad
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Posts: 18825 (01/30/08 9:00 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru |
Bursting through the door babbling some smack ...
White suit. Baseball cap. He introduces himself, Brandon Black, 20, Pompano Beach. B: I'm not just a funny person. I have talent! I'll Make Love To You dedicated to Paula. He motions up to God, as if to pray. He needs prayer.
He just stops singing that song, and begins another which he wrote himself. I Am The Next American Idol.
Paula is shaking her head in disbelief. Randy giggles. Simon: Can I put a stop to this? The audition verged on desperation. Brandon: Desperation? Simon: The bad wig, the dialogue, terrible singing ... Brandon: Can I just finish my performance then, please?
(Sorry my DVR just directed my TV over to ABC for LOST. So I missed the ending.) |
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Princess Melissa Lansing |
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Posts: 802 (01/30/08 9:00 PM) Registered User |
What was that fool's problem? Things like that make we wish I hadn't quit doing coke.
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Posts: 7780 (01/30/08 9:12 PM) Registered User |
Princess Melissa Lansing wrote: wouldn't that be a reason we would want her to stay? |
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Joaqenix |
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Posts: 210 (01/30/08 9:12 PM) |
Why oh why did they cut the American Juniors girl?! She was hilariously bitchy, and really not as bad as some people they've cut.
I mean, yeah, she sucked, but she would have been HILARIOUS to string along a few more episodes. Sad times. |
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Princess Melissa Lansing |
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Posts: 803 (01/30/08 9:24 PM) Registered User |
boredmale wrote: True, but it should wait until after Britney Spears dies.So, yeah she should try out again next season....
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